It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 17has an Eagles hater, I’m thrilled that Lane Johnson retired but as a fan of football… I’m a Giants fan first. Thrilled. 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the worst part about Virginia Tech’s rumored loss to Pitt is that Pat Narduzzi is happy, and that man deserves no joy 010
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 29/09/2026JJ McCarthy showing up to the Giants facility to request his jersey number and introduce his new alter ego 010
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the Giants may have released their former star wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr, but they can remedy the situation quickly by signing their former star wide receiver Sterling Shepard 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 28/09/2026wanna see me delude myself into thinking that JJ McCarthy could be decent for the Giants?static.klipy.comSpongebob: Wanna See Me Do It Again?ALT: Spongebob: Wanna See Me Do It Again? 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 28/09/2026JJ McCarthy is now a member of my favorite NFL team 010
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 22/09/2026please be ok Jaxson Dartstatic.klipy.comMan pretends to drink bleachALT: Man pretends to drink bleach 110
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 21/09/2026how come we figured out how to cottonize candy but we haven’t attempted it with any other food? 100
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 19/09/2026tonight when Virginia Tech’s third-stringers scores a garbage time touchdown against Maryland to go up by 4 scores 200
Reposted by It Means No Coryslukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 130133042145
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is your reminder that the Giants are the reason that victory formation exists. And now they get to use it. Excellent stuff. 100
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Deonte Banks just broke up a pass. Hell has frozen over #SuperBowl 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“That’s the first 99-yard drive by the 49ers since Week 2 of the 2024 season” Ok and?? That’s incredibly recent for such a specific statistic. Why did you feel the need to tell us that? 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 06/09/2026while folks are frenzied about Michigan’s rigged win over Western Michigan on a Hail Mary that was overturned without indisputable video evidence… let us also remember 2024 when Miami had a rigged win over Virginia Tech on a Hail Mary that was overturned without indisputable video evidence 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the last two football games I watched ended with a combined 156 points 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the first ingredient in fritos is corn, so it’s basically a vegetable hashtag healthmaxxing 020
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 23/08/2026cannot say enough good things about New Girl’s casting of JB Smoove to play Lamorne Morris’s fake dad 010
Reposted by It Means No CorysHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126322820
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 18/07/2026my official stance is that any movie with a runtime longer than 2 hours 20 minutes should be required by law to include a 15-minute intermission during all theatrical runs 100
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 08/07/2026doing experiments you’ve never heard with technology you couldn’t understand 010
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 07/06/2026as the husband of a vegan woman who earns more money than I do, in no way, shape, or form do I “bring home the bacon” 160
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 30/05/2026guy who believes the biggest problem facing the world today is gravity: “don’t let the man keep you down” 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Fuck Joe Schoen for his absolute mishandling of Dexter Lawrence. Everything he touches turns to shit 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I very much appreciate when recipes tell me how much lemon juice to add instead of wasting my time pretending like I’m going to be squeezing actual lemons 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I don’t worry about having Resting Bitch Face™, but I DO worry about having Why Is This Guy Kinda Smiling, Is He Secretly A Psychopath™? Face 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 31/03/2026my official statement regarding Jaden Ivey: 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 26/03/2026to everyone complaining about how many different subscriptions are needed to watch sports nowadays: illegal streaming 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I’ve seen this Daniel Jones movie before 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Excited for the Giants to sign either Wyatt Teller or Brock Hoffman, two Hokies, to join Hokie Tremaine Edmunds on the roster 100
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 11/03/2026the NFL is the greatest soap opera in history 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Wan’Dale Robinson Cordale Flott Bobby Okereke Austin Schlottman Brian Daboll has attachment issues 100
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Hokie legend Tremaine Edmunds to my New York Football Giants. Let’s goooooo 100
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 08/03/2026in order for Trump to distract people from the fact that he is a genocidal warmonger, which in itself is a distraction from the fact that he is a pedophile… he needs to abolish Daylight Savings Time. then all will be forgiven (it will not) 100
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Very excited to watch Mike Evans join a Brian Daboll offense so that he can continue a great tradition 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Fuck Joe Schoen for letting Julian Love go 010
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Jaxson Dart is the actual Offensive Rookie of the Year btw 010
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Giants offensive line coach Jeff Stoutland 🔜 210
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 03/02/2026At DC, the Giants went from former Titans DC Shane Bowen to former Titans DC Dennard Wilson. At OC, the Giants went from former Chiefs QB coach Mike Kafka to former Chiefs QB coach Matt Nagy. 000
Reposted by It Means No CorysMark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll 123166595851
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Ok but how was he at scouting offensive linemen? 110
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Eli Manning can still get into the Hall of Fame if Mike Pence has the courage 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Pro Bowl QB Shedeur Sanders Not-First-Ballot HOFer Bill Belichick Tough week for the NFL’s credibility 📉 110
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Genuinely wondering if Brent Pry got rid of his #Hokies gear when he got fired as Virginia Tech’s head coach, only to be re-hired as the defensive coordinator and (possibly) need to get all new gear 000
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Today’s plan for the Giants with John Harbaugh in the building 010
It Means No Corys @hanukkahmatata.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Starting “Challengers” for the first time. I don’t know much about, but my general impression coming into it is that everybody fucks. We’ll see 000
