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See this is why I didn’t pay for your Costco hoodie

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The gay cashier at Costco did NOT clock me and thought my bestie and I were a couple??

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its wild how poorly we understand meteorology. we dont even know if it rains because god is crying or because hes peeing

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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

i'm coming out (threat)

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2, 3, 4, or 5 depending on the fit

It’s all 98% water so both for sure

Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Do you think when water benders didn’t want kids they just… water bended the jizz out as a form of birth control?

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My mind immediately went to David and Moira Rose cooking together

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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

No that’s me looking upon said situations

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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

El Niño might give Utah much needed snow though so maybe I’ll get my hallmark movie moment this year. Or at least a winter blizzard bunker mate

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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And a cheeky hump day to you too

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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Always making noises. And earnestly.

Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Only my favorite Norwegian lesbian alt girl!

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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 My first perfect score! 🥳

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CRJ tickets secured so fast lmao

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That service fee is too damn high

If we consider crying to be catharsis, he’s one of the best

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Appropriating straight man culture by considering Noah Kahan my therapist

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I made a barley risotto with mushroom and beans and it turned out looking like greige slop but actually tastes pretty good

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I forget how easy a salmon bowl lunch can be to make

A black ceramic dish with rice, sliced avocado, edamame, roasted salmon fillet, and a lime wedge

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Or maybe aloof and enigmatic would be better

Purple, green, brown, taupe

Beets is going to be in tomorrow’s connections now isn’t it

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Thank you, that glazing looks so tasty 😋

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Someone’s been doing iso holds at the gym 💪🏻

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Between him and Mumford, this list is kinda 😬🥴

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Songs About Jane was the first album I owned on CD and the rest carried me through high school and college (but damn was this hard to narrow down)

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