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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 14h

Man here. Definitely wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Probably would use crackers to lure her into bed

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 14h

He’s deffo into it

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 17h

How about this idea: bsky.app/profile/hans...

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 15/10/2026

The Supreme Court should have 250 justices, and every year on the Fourth of July we add another one. Cases get decided by a random selection of 17 justices.

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 14/10/2026

I feel like a window unit would be enough to cool scotland

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 13/10/2026

While I’m making lunch, I watch the 7pm news in Belgium and yes, yes they are

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 13/10/2026

Yeah but you got blue passports

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 11/10/2026

This entire thread is just infectious happiness

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 11/10/2026

Ukraine already has a president who agrees to end the war. By defeating Russia.

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 11/10/2026

Whatever happened to B thru G bomb?

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 10/10/2026

Why would the man who lies about everything not tell the truth about his suits?

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 10/10/2026

We’re going to end up where we’re just telling each other stories, with no written record

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werewolf ver mitzvah 🗿 @ver.ooo · 09/10/2026

tech bro is short for technically broccoli

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 09/10/2026

My man not offering anything to counter “tax everything over 10 million”

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 09/10/2026

I can tell red state Dems one thing: release a transphobic ad and you won’t see a dime from me

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 09/10/2026

Don’t be offended, they make fronthoes too

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 07/10/2026

These days we‘re recklessly tapping the Strategic Cringe Reserve

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 06/10/2026

It's prime day, or Amazon Flogging Day at @wired.com

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 05/10/2026

Firing squad, no questions asked

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 04/10/2026

Which is *wild* because the very raison d’être of the TSA was the abject failure of privatized security

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 02/10/2026

That apex predator with a thorn bush will keep a hungry lion at bay

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 01/10/2026

There should be no private prisons. What are we even doing here?

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 01/10/2026

Can’t blame women for choosing the bear. I’d choose the bear too.

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 30/09/2026

I have a very nervous system

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 30/09/2026

Did the free condoms have a detrimental effect on the abortion side of the business?

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 27/09/2026

If you‘re tired twice, you’re retired

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 26/09/2026

Maybe it’ll come to Apple TV. Sorry Elon, shoulda offered CarPlay in your teslas

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 21/09/2026

I’m in her district, so on the one hand I sort of have an interest. But on the other, it doesn’t move the needle for me. C’mon Eileen!

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 21/09/2026

...and that's how Claude invented religion from first principles

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 20/09/2026

iOS Weather app says it’s at 6:59pm

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 18/09/2026

Widow’s Bay? In this economy? Sorry, I’ll see myself out.

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 18/09/2026

The Palestinian people already have a place to live. It’s called Palestine. You know who else has a shitload of empty space? The US. Why don’t we take the palestinians in?

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 17/09/2026

Yeah, but it’s acceptable, so that’s what I’m going with

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 17/09/2026

As an atheist, you need Jesus

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 17/09/2026

Ms. Rachel is the Fred Rogers of our time

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 11/09/2026

I had an Indian coworker at the time who was afraid to go outside alone for fear of being attacked by bigots.

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 11/09/2026

My personal policy is that anything I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs. This one is clearly about sex, and it should be labeled thus, you prevert.

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 10/09/2026

Can't spell Santa without TSA

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 08/09/2026

This hellsite needs a dislike button

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 06/09/2026

Sometimes I wonder where I would be without following Abby, and the answer usually is right where I am right now, except slightly less happy. And this is one of the posts that supports that conclusion. Anyway, it put a smile on my face.

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 05/09/2026

This is ripe for a Marxist analysis about the fruits of the labor going to the owners of the means of production

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