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Hans Derycke

@hans.derycke.com
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Global village idiot in Castle Rock, Colorado

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 6h
He’s deffo into it
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 15/10/2026
The Supreme Court should have 250 justices, and every year on the Fourth of July we add another one. Cases get decided by a random selection of 17 justices.
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 11/10/2026
This entire thread is just infectious happiness
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 11/10/2026
Ukraine already has a president who agrees to end the war. By defeating Russia.
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 10/10/2026
We’re going to end up where we’re just telling each other stories, with no written record
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werewolf ver mitzvah 🗿 @ver.ooo · 09/10/2026
tech bro is short for technically broccoli
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 09/10/2026
My man not offering anything to counter “tax everything over 10 million”
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 09/10/2026
I can tell red state Dems one thing: release a transphobic ad and you won’t see a dime from me
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 06/10/2026
It's prime day, or Amazon Flogging Day at @wired.com
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 05/10/2026
Firing squad, no questions asked
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 30/09/2026
I have a very nervous system
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 17/09/2026
Ms. Rachel is the Fred Rogers of our time
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 05/09/2026
Nigel Farage swears he didn’t inhale www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
‘I wasn’t even listening,’ Farage says of donations scandal meeting
Reform UK leader maintains innocence in overseas funding controversy on last day of party conference
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 04/09/2026
Our president is insane
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 03/09/2026
I may not agree with him all the time, but I am Will Stancil posse
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 30/08/2026
That’s not a cheesecake factory, that’s a cabardouche
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 29/08/2026
We’re allowed one Milo, as a treat
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 28/08/2026
The president is insane
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 28/08/2026
The president is insane
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 26/08/2026
This is so fucking good. One national treasure about another national treasure
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 26/08/2026
Live your life in such a way that people don’t have to remind each other not to speak ill of the dead.
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 25/08/2026
This is a republican
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 22/08/2026
Surely sexual offenses are categorically different from theft? www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
There are comparatively low reoffending rates among sexual offenders compared with other cohorts. According to government data, 11.7% of sex offenders reoffended in 2023, compared with 53.9% of those with an index offence for theft.
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 17/08/2026
Have @wired.com or @condenastcomms.bsky.social been hacked? I got three spam emails at a unique address that's only tied to wired.
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 16/08/2026
Excited to announce I’ve started a new career at NASA, Lego division
Lego Hubble Space Telescope. In the background is a moon lander in a display caseLego Hubble Space Telescope.
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 10/08/2026
Fries are Ruebens, croquettes are GW Bush, tots are a two-year-olds output stuck to a fridge
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 06/08/2026
I think when I retire I shall move to a cabin in Montana. Maybe write a manifesto, do some arts and crafts.
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 02/08/2026
These robots are obviously female because they have long hair, boobs, and a badonkadonk
A group of humanoid robots that are supposed to be female because they have long hair, boobs, and a badonkadonk
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 29/07/2026
This is the kind of answer I would think of hours later, but this queen just blurted it out
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 27/07/2026
If “remigration” is such a good idea, why doesn’t Musk give the good example and remigrate himself?
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 26/07/2026
What did people call cat’s airplane ears before there were airplanes?
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 25/07/2026
Because I’d been out in 100F heat I wanted to have a cold sandwich for lunch and it had shredded lettuce and I want you all to know it’s been a pleasure sharing this site with you 🫡
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 25/07/2026
#WHCA dinner is the most boring bsky
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 20/07/2026
Compliance with law enforcement is the cornerstone of liberty, apparently.
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 19/07/2026
The West Wing of the White House should be called just The Wing now, since there‘s no more East Wing
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 16/07/2026
Antoon Shallot
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 07/07/2026
🇺🇸1-4🇧🇪
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 02/07/2026
I’m old enough to remember when Obama bailed out GM and the republicans screeched about “Government Motors”
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 27/06/2026
Out of all the things wrong with this, Culver’s isn’t even fast casual, it’s just fast food. It’s like going to McDonald‘s twice in one day. I wouldn’t recommend it, but it’s not something only the wealthy can afford.
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 24/06/2026
Why is it always only the Democrats that “need moderates”?
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 24/06/2026
FREE POPEHAT
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 23/06/2026
Do they know what happened the last time Vikings came to North America?
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 18/06/2026
Now that Iran has learned they can get a cool $300 billion when they close the Strait of Hormuz, how long before they close it again?
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 09/06/2026
He wants the UFC cage to be permanent 🤦‍♂️ www.rawstory.com/trump-ufc-26....
rawstory.com
'Jaw-dropping' corruption could see Trump's UFC fight scrapped at last-minute: law expert
President Donald Trump has been hit by a new lawsuit over his UFC arena being built on the White House South Lawn — and the details left a former federal prosecutor incredulous.Joyce Vance detailed th...
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 07/06/2026
The circular equine on Bluesky is insane
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 07/06/2026
I should hang a dream catcher from my rear view mirror just in case
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 06/06/2026
“a lot of people don’t know” = “I just found out”
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 05/06/2026
"All lives matter"
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 05/06/2026
Rapist logic
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