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Hans Derycke

@hans.derycke.com
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Global village idiot in Castle Rock, Colorado

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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 22/08/2026
Surely sexual offenses are categorically different from theft? www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
There are comparatively low reoffending rates among sexual offenders compared with other cohorts. According to government data, 11.7% of sex offenders reoffended in 2023, compared with 53.9% of those with an index offence for theft.
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 16/08/2026
Excited to announce I’ve started a new career at NASA, Lego division
Lego Hubble Space Telescope. In the background is a moon lander in a display caseLego Hubble Space Telescope.
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 02/08/2026
These robots are obviously female because they have long hair, boobs, and a badonkadonk
A group of humanoid robots that are supposed to be female because they have long hair, boobs, and a badonkadonk
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 13/07/2026
That caption is 😘
Stephanie standing in front of some elaborate church or cathedral. The captions reads “Stephanie was interested in Italy’s 1 euro house programs”
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 05/06/2026
This is the cat from my avatar, all growed up
My now-grown cat sleeping on my lap
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 14/05/2026
The cat in my avatar is now this guy
My cat sleeping on my humongous belly and my forearm, while I’m trying to operate my mouse to give the impression that I’m working
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 08/04/2026
Would you look at what the mailman brought me
A copy of the Planet Money book
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 15/03/2026
Love that lock screen pic. Mine’s very Belgian, because it has massive balls
The Atomium in Brussels. It has massive metal balls
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Hans Derycke @hans.derycke.com · 07/02/2026
I wanted to like this but
The post has exactly 69 likes
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