Hannah @hannah.cat · 12/08/2026it completely trips me up that so many people in the replies use "automatic opt-in" or "opt-in by default" to mean "opt-out" words used to mean something 000
Reposted by HannahMurkus @murk.us · 17/07/2026shoutouts to saying yes just because you really fw the person asking and you want them to know that you appreciate them but you low key don't want to but maybe it's just because something is wrong with your brain and you still want to be invited to stuff and hate saying no too much 1153
Hannah @hannah.cat · 28/06/2026a vending machine here is selling a new heat wave special: liquid Haribo 010
Hannah @hannah.cat · 11/03/2026Whenever I ask myself why my feed is full of political outrage-bait and dooming, it's usually because I acidentally opened the Discover tab. 000
Hannah @hannah.cat · 07/03/2026time for my pre-social-event anxiety spiral phase not my favourite 010
Hannah @hannah.cat · 09/02/2026people dooming about discord age verification when server owners can literally just opt-out by not setting any channel to age-restricted (and disabling the content filter if needed) 110
Hannah @hannah.cat · 28/01/2026I'm permanently traumatized by Jira I saw someone on public transport playing solitaire on their phone in the corner of my eye, and at first I thought they were furiously moving tickets back and forth across lanes on a kanban board 030
Hannah @hannah.cat · 23/01/2026the worst thing about winter isn't the cold or the dark but the fact that if I don't lotion constantly my skin turns into dry itchy parchment can't wait for it to be summer again 030
Hannah @hannah.cat · 22/01/2026I brought up the burger vs sandwich topic in a discord chat with both Americans and Europeans and then left them to it they're still arguing fiercely after 40 minutes and one of the Euros is quoting Grok 021
Hannah @hannah.cat · 18/01/2026apparently not charging (or using) my cordless drill for years permanently broke the battery pack? is that something that people expect to happen, my boyfriend was like "I'm surprised that you thought it would work" like that's the most normal thing ever 150
Hannah @hannah.cat · 16/01/2026why is it always the same type of person who sets their emoji skin tone to white? 130
Hannah @hannah.cat · 10/01/2026depending on time of day, my work webcam either overexposes me and I look like a pale vampire queen or it underexposes me and I'm darker than everything else 140
Hannah @hannah.cat · 09/01/2026I just learned that retrofitting a peephole to an apartment door generally does not need to be approved by the landlord in Germany. Guess I know what my next home improvement project is. 020
Hannah @hannah.cat · 04/01/2026work starts back up tomorrow and my sleep schedule is still easily 5-6 hours behind 010
Hannah @hannah.cat · 01/01/20262025 was pretty good, but I expect 2026 to be even better! happy new year! 030
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 31/12/2025sometimes I don't know why I watch the video I watch on YouTube, like what's interesting about some guy just playing gen 3 OU ladder with a rattata on his team, but somehow I'm 45 minutes in 030
Hannah @hannah.cat · 21/12/2025one more person asking whether I play basketball and I'll just end it all right there and then 010
Hannah @hannah.cat · 20/12/2025Summer packing: small shorts, small top, I can fit a dozen outfits like this Winter packing: big sweater, undershirt, big pants, bag's half full 030
Hannah @hannah.cat · 06/12/2025international mail is so cheap, wdym someone will take my little sheet of paper 7000km halfway across the world for €1.25 120
Hannah @hannah.cat · 01/12/2025I really need to stop fidgeting with my hair to the point that it's unrecoverably messed up, but I do think the messy ponytail look is kinda cute 130
Hannah @hannah.cat · 25/11/2025I think one good thing about being German is that we have a massive website for people sharing cooking recipes, which enforces a standard no-fluff format for the content and generally has useful community ratings. Finding recipes in English is such a pain in comparison. 130
Reposted by Hannahpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2025In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning 794720786
Hannah @hannah.cat · 29/09/2025I feel so weird whenever a project is like To install, just do `curl [something]/install-something.sh | bash`. Like your server could put *anything* in there. You could probably even have someone sitting on the other end of the connection typing commands into my shell. It feels dirty. 040
Hannah @hannah.cat · 18/09/2025It suddenly feels so backwards that you're expected to order something to drink every time you're in a restaurant in Germany. Where's my free complimentary water that just gets brought out for everyone without asking? Why do we accept that we don't just get that here? 020
Hannah @hannah.cat · 17/09/2025I hate fall. It's cold, it's wet, it's basically dark already when I get off work, I can't wear my favourite outfits, literally everything about this sucks. And it's not even going to get any better until 6 months from now. 140
Hannah @hannah.cat · 13/09/2025I'm too European to really know what's happening in a football game, but go birds! 161
Hannah @hannah.cat · 13/09/2025they had a complimentary wine on the flight flight attendant asked me whether I wanted red or white I said white she gave me red I just smiled and said thank you this is why I can't be alone 140
Hannah @hannah.cat · 07/09/2025"strength of character? honey you cry when I ask you to choose what's for dinner" 150