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@hannah.cat
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mosni.dev | hannah.cat | writes code for a living | idk why I'm here | dungeon master and tabletop nerd | way too into n64 games | @nim0s on the other website

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Hannah @hannah.cat · 12/08/2026
it completely trips me up that so many people in the replies use "automatic opt-in" or "opt-in by default" to mean "opt-out" words used to mean something
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 11/08/2026
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Murkus @murk.us · 17/07/2026
shoutouts to saying yes just because you really fw the person asking and you want them to know that you appreciate them but you low key don't want to but maybe it's just because something is wrong with your brain and you still want to be invited to stuff and hate saying no too much
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 06/07/2026
my fingers vs his fingers in the thermal camera
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 28/06/2026
a vending machine here is selling a new heat wave special: liquid Haribo
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 12/05/2026
in my tourism era
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 11/03/2026
Whenever I ask myself why my feed is full of political outrage-bait and dooming, it's usually because I acidentally opened the Discover tab.
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 07/03/2026
time for my pre-social-event anxiety spiral phase not my favourite
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 22/02/2026
the last thing my little teddy bear character saw before he died
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 09/02/2026
people dooming about discord age verification when server owners can literally just opt-out by not setting any channel to age-restricted (and disabling the content filter if needed)
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 30/01/2026
yea wfh is comfy but no free coffee :(
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 28/01/2026
I'm permanently traumatized by Jira I saw someone on public transport playing solitaire on their phone in the corner of my eye, and at first I thought they were furiously moving tickets back and forth across lanes on a kanban board
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 23/01/2026
the worst thing about winter isn't the cold or the dark but the fact that if I don't lotion constantly my skin turns into dry itchy parchment can't wait for it to be summer again
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 22/01/2026
I brought up the burger vs sandwich topic in a discord chat with both Americans and Europeans and then left them to it they're still arguing fiercely after 40 minutes and one of the Euros is quoting Grok
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 18/01/2026
apparently not charging (or using) my cordless drill for years permanently broke the battery pack? is that something that people expect to happen, my boyfriend was like "I'm surprised that you thought it would work" like that's the most normal thing ever
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 16/01/2026
why is it always the same type of person who sets their emoji skin tone to white?
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 16/01/2026
feeling like selfieposting again because I feel cute
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 12/01/2026
where anger shell, why does sheer force work like this?!
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 10/01/2026
I say this and then play Factorio until 6am by accident.
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 10/01/2026
depending on time of day, my work webcam either overexposes me and I look like a pale vampire queen or it underexposes me and I'm darker than everything else
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 09/01/2026
I just learned that retrofitting a peephole to an apartment door generally does not need to be approved by the landlord in Germany. Guess I know what my next home improvement project is.
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 07/01/2026
I really need to sleep more
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 04/01/2026
work starts back up tomorrow and my sleep schedule is still easily 5-6 hours behind
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 01/01/2026
2025 was pretty good, but I expect 2026 to be even better! happy new year!
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💀 House of 5000 Big Skeletons 🩻 @sir.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 31/12/2025
sometimes I don't know why I watch the video I watch on YouTube, like what's interesting about some guy just playing gen 3 OU ladder with a rattata on his team, but somehow I'm 45 minutes in
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 27/12/2025
I got up at 5 and I'm tired and I'm hungry
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 26/12/2025
nice restaurant dinner
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 25/12/2025
2 more days, can't wait to be back home
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 21/12/2025
one more person asking whether I play basketball and I'll just end it all right there and then
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 20/12/2025
Summer packing: small shorts, small top, I can fit a dozen outfits like this Winter packing: big sweater, undershirt, big pants, bag's half full
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 06/12/2025
international mail is so cheap, wdym someone will take my little sheet of paper 7000km halfway across the world for €1.25
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 01/12/2025
I really need to stop fidgeting with my hair to the point that it's unrecoverably messed up, but I do think the messy ponytail look is kinda cute
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 27/11/2025
year 2 of really wishing we also had thanksgiving here
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 25/11/2025
I think one good thing about being German is that we have a massive website for people sharing cooking recipes, which enforces a standard no-fluff format for the content and generally has useful community ratings. Finding recipes in English is such a pain in comparison.
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 04/11/2025
nerd
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 24/10/2025
the word "loony" sounds way too cute to be derogatory
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AzulCrescent @azulcrescent.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Every now and then
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 10/10/2025
rotisserie chicken kinda day
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 08/10/2025
is discord social media?
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 29/09/2025
I feel so weird whenever a project is like To install, just do `curl [something]/install-something.sh | bash`. Like your server could put *anything* in there. You could probably even have someone sitting on the other end of the connection typing commands into my shell. It feels dirty.
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 28/09/2025
I wish I looked like what people tell me I look like
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kopper @w.on-t.work · 18/09/2025
oh HELL NO
java installer except the "3 billion devices run java" screen is replaced with an advertisement for a "oracle tiktok enterprise edition"
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 18/09/2025
It suddenly feels so backwards that you're expected to order something to drink every time you're in a restaurant in Germany. Where's my free complimentary water that just gets brought out for everyone without asking? Why do we accept that we don't just get that here?
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 17/09/2025
I hate fall. It's cold, it's wet, it's basically dark already when I get off work, I can't wear my favourite outfits, literally everything about this sucks. And it's not even going to get any better until 6 months from now.
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 15/09/2025
took a while but finally seeing them in action
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 13/09/2025
I'm too European to really know what's happening in a football game, but go birds!
standing in front of a Philadelphia eagles mural
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 13/09/2025
they had a complimentary wine on the flight flight attendant asked me whether I wanted red or white I said white she gave me red I just smiled and said thank you this is why I can't be alone
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Hannah @hannah.cat · 07/09/2025
"strength of character? honey you cry when I ask you to choose what's for dinner"
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