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Hank Neloms

@hankneloms.bsky.social
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Happily married father of two living just outside of Washington D.C. Insane Bengal fan… but some just say I’m insane.

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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You don’t have to be a licensed medical practitioner to figure out Johnny Cash was super fucked up when he took this picture.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When’s he going to die? Seriously. His brother died in 2020. This taught me you have to use the entire name when you pray. Avoids confusion. Still waiting. Tick, tick tick….
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1946 News @80yearsago.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[August 20th, 1946] The Allied Control Council formally and legally disbanded the Wehrmacht, the unified armed forces of Nazi Germany. Although Germany had surrendered unconditionally in May 1945, the formal legal dissolution of its military apparatus occurred on this date.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Who knew that “How I Met Your Mother” and “Seinfeld” were training grounds for “Breaking Bad”?
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What’s more repellent? Trump’s personality or his smell because he has fecal incontinence and shits his pants? These people know.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
As we watch them remove Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center, we should all be cognizant of the fact that Donald Trump has fecal incontinence and often shits his pants.
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Dee 🦋 @iamstillwithher.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons: 1) stay out of jail 2) exact revenge on his enemies 3) line his pockets Everything else he says is bullshit.
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 27/04/2026
Some of the movie artwork that goes viral can come from the world of ALTERNATIVE MOVIE POSTERS. It’s INTERNATIONAL DESIGN DAY, so here's a selection and their creators - none of these are AI... First up, Inception (2010) by Grzegorz Domaradzki 1/61
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Stevie Wonder & Eddie Murphy on SNL (Classic) Happy Birthday, Eddie 🎂
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
As a Marine platoon leader in Vietnam, Mueller was shot and later returned to lead his platoon after his recovery. He received a Bronze Star for valor, a Purple Heart, 2 Navy/Marine Commendation medals, Republican of Vietnam Cross of Valor, and numerous other medals.
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Tom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Genuinely, this whole debacle is showing every flaw in Trump’s approach in one go. Iran had a deal with the US. Trump broke it, then attacked them. So why would they trust him? Trump alienated all his allies, then attacked Iran, not realizing the effects on the straits. Now no one wants to help him.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The funniest line in TV history came from a crime drama. “You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.” “His house looked like shit.”
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
“Looking back on when I was a little nappy headed boy. And my only worry is what for Christmas what would be my toy. I wish those days could come back once more Why did those days ever have to go? 'Cause I love them so.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/01/2026
Here's what ICE is up to in Northeast Minneapolis today. Absolutely heartbreaking. Warning: video is hard to watch
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I have way too much Kenny Loggins in my music collection. youtu.be/_MLxCgyo0uA?...
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Kenny Loggins - Heart to Heart (Official Audio)
YouTube video by KennyLogginsVEVO
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I extremely hate the policies and personality of Donald Trump to an insane degree but I’d be offended if China sent in team to kill a bunch of our civilians and military personnel and kidnap our leader and his wife and then declare that they now “ran” the United States, this isn’t hard
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
They're desperate to rationalize "heritage American" as if it's some serious intellectual theory and not a white nationalist twitter meme. Which doesn't work because it is, in fact, just a white nationalist twitter meme.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Breaking: The U.S. labor market lost 41,000 jobs over October and November, and the unemployment rate ticked up to 4.6% — the highest since 2021.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This film had one of my favorite movie quotes of all time. “Madam, your dog has been licking his asshole for an hour. I submit to you that whatever he’s trying to dislodge, is either there to stay or gone forever.”
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
True story. When I was 12 a possum got into my grandfather’s backyard. Grandady Hill bashed his head in with a brick. The next day we ate it with creamed corn that he seasoned with pepper. This meal was unbelievably nasty.
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 26/10/2025
THE TERMINATOR was released 41 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the great science fiction/action films of the 1980s, and the film that launched the career of writer-director James Cameron, the story of how it was made absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until it is read… 1/65
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
A crack head never wakes up and says, “I don’t have any money so I guess I won’t be smoking any crack today.” He’s making 💩happen until he gets cash. Don’t let your circumstances derail you from your dreams.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Joy Reid, Don Lemon, Stephen Colbert, Jim Acosta,Tiffany Cross, Jimmy Kimmel... The orange menace is stacking bodies like Marlo did in the vacants.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
There’s this one gnat that keeps dive bombing me and I can’t catch him. I killed two of his brothers yesterday and it’s obvious he’s looking for some payback.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Now that he’s older, Larry Bird looks like shit.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I’m a big NFL fan. We’ve never had the number of outlets that give you such massive amounts of info on the NFL. ESPN, NFL Network, Fox Sports, Regional Networks, internet sites. It’s staggering. But to this day I think I was better informed as a kid by these two magazines that all of today’s media.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Put some respect on Baltimore and @mayorbmscott.bsky.social’s name. We are not your punchline. We’re a city figuring it out. Kudos to Mayor Scott & his team. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
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Baltimore is seeing the city’s fewest homicides in 50 years. Here’s why.
Multiple people have taken credit for the historic drop that mirrors a national decrease in violent crimes. Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott says it’s due to a community-based approach to gun violence.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Twilight Zone The Movie came out 40 years ago and this fucking rabbit still scares me.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
My solution to our country’s gun problem? All guns are outlawed and not to be used. Every person is required to carry a samurai sword in public. All must learn the way of the blade. No one would be angry at bank robbers. They earned that 💩.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I’m looking for a new series to binge watch. But I know I’ll just rewatch The Wire and Ozark.
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Some Random Dude @realsrd2020.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The cognitive dissonance just entered the confessional.
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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 08/05/2025
staffers are still cleaning up the Kristi Noem mess after she got gutted/filleted by @chrismurphyct.bsky.social this is A MOMENT. #MustWatch 🧢 @trumpfile.org
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Kate @luckycharms25.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We don't mind paying the original loan, the interest is predatory and some people have paid back the original loan and their interest balance is twice that.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I had a co-worker who had a French exchange student living with them. Jokingly I asked if he smelled. Her face turned to stone. I just knew I offended her. She got deathly quiet and with the utmost seriousness said, “Yes. Yes he does.”
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
“Art of the deal” right?
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
My wife and I have much different perceptions of her cat.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
“Looking back on when I was a little nappy headed boy. And my only worry is what for Christmas what would be my toy. I wish those days could come back once more Why did those days ever have to go? 'Cause I love them so.”
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Jemele Hill @jemelehill.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
On this week’s episode of SPOLITICS, I address the Department of Defense egregiously erasing Jackie Robinson’s military history from its website and why it reminded of some words by the late Toni Morrison youtu.be/Qm30Rrb3YQo?...
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Why Did The Department of Defense Delete Jackie Robinson's Story? | Spolitics
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
An SNL skit that had Jake Peralta, Ted Lasso and Leslie Knope.
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
🗣Back and back and forth and forth...
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Amanda Terkel @aterkel.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason." www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
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Noliwe Rooks @nrooks.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
At this point the U.S. Constitution is in danger of becoming something like a restraining order, only stopping violence if everyone involved believes in its power, ineffective against those who believe more in their right to rage.
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Hank Neloms @hankneloms.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This 🦝 is one of the many reasons I rarely go to Twitter anymore.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
He literally never recruited or coached him. He quit in the middle of recruitment in 2012, Mahomes got his offer in 2013 and committed in 2014.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
We had many fatal plane crashes in decades past when hiring practices favored white men. This DC accident is the 1st fatal U.S. commercial air crash in 16 years. That hardly suggests fairness in hiring is a problem. Quite the opposite. Trump is using a tragedy to push his racist, sexist message.
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