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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista

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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The moniker Fatherland is about to drop any minute now.
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Msfit @msmsfit2022.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I'd feel safer with no administration at all.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Imagine walking around with 3k "to buy dinner for the family" and not having that shit snatched in a civil asset forfeiture so LEO can get a spanky new chrome espresso machine......just for not being white enough. She's the joke that writes herself
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Hemsworth really let himself go to shit. That's a shame
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
One part of me feels really bad that her father abused her as often as he did but still, I can't excuse her behaviors behind whatever he was doing to her. She needs a fucking therapist not a congressional seat
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Dude's praying he doesn't die face planted in the dirt.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
There's a lack of archaeological evidence to support the large-scale enslavement of Israelites in Egypt as described in the Bible. They fucking lie and distort every facet of their existence from ancient history up to today. "Israelites" were never enslaved. There is no recorded evidence
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What's Antifa? @thejeder.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Dude wouldn't even make good compost and he's attempting to objectively assess the worth of people's labor.
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Lori Lou Freshwater @lorifreshwater.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I think it is to our advantage that they are not remembering Joshua Chamberlain being from Maine. They have so focused on Mein Kampf and the rest of history’s losers they don’t know the people they are about to come up against. youtu.be/rjPdIwCD5_g?...
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Bayonets!!! Gettysburg (1993)
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The important thing here, Ro, is that Israel gets FREE Healthcare. America can't afford to care for the health of, or educate its citizens, we all know that. It's just impossible, where would we find the money to pay for that. God Bless AIPAC
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
There were 13 virgin birthed crucified and resurrected mangods before this one. It's a ubiquitous fable going back millenia. Im sure he was a great guy and all but I mean, c'mon, we have trump now. Do we really need a bronze age deity when we can have a bronze tinted demon?
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I mean out of the entire dem population we couldn't put together even one loud mouth obnoxious cretin to cage match their loud mouth obnoxious cretin, win the election, then resign. Dems beat themselves every single chance they get.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Ecuador is looking lovely, I'll never understand why Canada isn't in Ecuador.
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
This seems right, and all of this is WRONG.
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Alright, so a desert 175 miles long east to west and 250 miles from north to south. Stir in 600,000 male Israelites and their families, 2.5 to 3 million people here according to the Bible 69 people per square mile 369 sq' per person And they're lost Never thought to form a straight line. 40 years
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Anne P. Mitchell, Esq. @annepmitchell.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Here's the reality: they've backed themselves into a corner. If they bring him home there will be hell to pay. It's clear that they believe that the lesser hell is not bringing him home. So we need to make that hell the worse hell. Start calling and screaming at all of your representatives now! 1/2
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
So wait, I show up with a birth certificate and I'm good to go? Not hardly. My wife and I had to get new birth certificates w/our parents names on them and a new marriage certificate b/c Allegheny County went to a raised stamp that ours didn't have. We weren't married since 79' my wife asked
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🌺🌺 Cynbad 🌺🌺 @cyynbadd.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I'm gonna say something I'd never say. Even the cultists MAGAs won't believe this. Magically... Diabolically... We'll know By September.... A date RFK JR. pulled out of his ass to pretend that he, that quickly..... Found a cause & cure for autism. open.substack.com/pub/jimstewa...
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
How can anyone be uncertain right now? Economics in a capitalist system. The only certainty is that it will fail catastrophically. We all knew that since birth
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It's already over, he has no intention of honoring that. They supported him all in, now they push back, they'll be first to enter the "showers" as a show of his strength. One might argue that was the entire point of the exercise
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
El Salvador: Hello Trump: I'd like to send a bunch of potential terrorists to your country El Salvador: You already did this in the 80's Trump: Not like then, these guys aren't white El Salvador: Only if you send that dog killer lady we can use to make porn with Trump: Deal, you can keep her too.
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Bill McKibben @billmckibben.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I think @joshtpm.bsky.social has written the best account of why universities have to stand up to Trump. If you've been given great privilege, the implicit bargain is that when the chips are down you'll behave with honor and courage talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/power...
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Power, Obligation and the Universities
In the mid-80s when I was a teenager I had a brief...
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JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This right here. This is exactly it.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
There's a drought, so there's that.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
16% of earth's population is white. Ostensibly 8%of those are women. This plague could be ended in just four generations.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Hear me out: A competition between AI and Ants Thousands of ants are tasked with moving tiny blocks with letters on them for 1 week. AI has the same task. Which method produces the superior book.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Now they're doing planes.
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As Wall Street Chases Profits, Fire Departments Have Paid the Price
Fire engine manufacturing is now largely controlled by three companies. Around the country, prices have soared, and orders can take years to fulfill.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
No, literal rats fell out of the ceiling in the ladies room. The health dept. closed them down. The local paper had photos and all. It was traumatic for about a month. Still the best soup ever and you can be positive it's the cleanest restaurant in town.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
There's a restaurant in Ellwood City PA called Vinnie's that on Fridays would use up the week's left over ingredients (how soup was born) and make the best Fagioli ever. Rats closed them down and I'm not embarrassed to say they're back open and that's where I'm eating today. It's that good.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
#RecipeOfTheDay is Pasta e Fagioli – the sturdy bean and pasta soup of hungry dreams, aka the pasta fazool that Dean Martin sang about in That’s Amore. Every time I soak borlotti for this, I do double so that I can keep a stash in the freezer at the ready! www.nigella.com/recipes/past...
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Pasta E Fagioli
This is that life-saving, thick, pasta-and-bean meal of a soup — pasta fazool — as sung about by Dean Martin in That's Amore. It's just the thing you want to eat when the rain's battering against the ...
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Would you exclusively use "Bluesky Bazaar" were that to answer Zuckerberg Marketplace? I see only positives, I also see a whole lot of heavy lifting by the good Bluesky folks but I think the concept is solid.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
The airport is operating at 78% over capacity. But c'mon, really, what's the worst thing that could keep on happening. These planes should never be allowed on the runways unless they are filled with professional politicians and lobbyists.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Suicide prevention, hold please (Clattering in background, record dropping onto turntable, needle scratch) Elon, this is you isn't it, Elon? Okay then, I'm going to put the phone next to the speaker here and I want you to listen to my last cup of sorrow playlist. And stop calling here.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Due to budget cuts, the TSA is now using the honor system.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Ban professional politicians.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I love this for him. Maybe take his weirdo fucking dog murdering son with him.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Because in August we won't know anything about autism yet. But September! Now there's a magical month, why has no one thought of this?
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Of 40% of his district voted to cut him, he might just see the value in it
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Have you seen what a hardcopy of that book costs now? Great book!
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I think she stole our curtains too
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Wild that Cory Booker could talk for 25 hours straight and not mention Palestine, even once. How could anyone do that? I couldn't get through one sentence and boom, there it is, rolling right off me thumbs. It's time to fire professional politicians and draft thousands of amateurs
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
In a perfect world when two fuckups like this employ their fuckery, this is their reward. We could actually manifest this and you know we could
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
You know who lobbyists can't bribe? Tens of thousands of citizen legislators. You know who THEY DO BUY? PROFESSIONAL POLITICIANS! Every single fucking one of them, there's never been an exception. Not one.
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Let's hope they're infiltrated. Pay Per View
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
We need an executive office committee. Comprised of **EVERY** party that can get enough signatures to be on a ballot in every state and territory. Rank choice voted onto committee to serve a 4 year term. No concensus, no decisions. Fuck Professional Politicians No Fucking Billionaires
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BernieWouldHaveWonAtista @handleunavailable.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
We need secretaries, not "representatives" We need people to ask people in their own communities what their vote is on every single issue. Thousands and thousands of them. A citizens legislature. We need to ask people what their needs are and address those. Fuck Professional Politicians
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