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Handler Colophon

@handlerphon.bsky.social
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She/Her. Extremely 18+ mechsplo Handler/domme alt of @homophon.bsky.social. Baphomet-style lioness, evil eye contact enthusiast. Kinks that make me think "wow. That's Evil 💕" go here.

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LB the herssus (she/her hound missus) when I have a new lipstick to try out. I love kissing muzzles and masks and gags and full-face hoods etc. "That's disgusting" it sure is 😍 "You don't know where that's been, it's unsanitary!" Hey! I'll have you know that she knows exactly where my tongue's been!
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 02/10/2026
theres a lot of transsexuals who would go crazy for this i feel
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 01/10/2026
gagging the puppy girl and making her communicate using speaking buttons
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(Sudden YouTube shorts ad) We're looking for pilots who haven't humped a boot in dog years who are ready to get muzzled using Hebros pilates. Week one you go ghost protocol (moaning, rattling chains, feeling insurmountable guilt). By the last day you'll be a beast
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hightierfleet.bsky.social @hightierfleet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do not slander the smut. She who slanders the smut has forgotten the kink of her stonewall. I slander the bum. #mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
"I hate jane handler so much it's unreal"
"RIGHT ON, SISTER! THAT'S WHY THOSE BOOKS SUCK AND-"
(crushes them)
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🅂🄴🅁🄰 🅂🅈🄽🅃🄷🄴🅃🄸🄲 @digitalsymbiote.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
KNEEL
A glitches out image of S13RRA dressed in a sharp black blazer and holding a leash that is leading to the camera. The text "KNEEL" is overlayed twice along the bottom of the image.
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fridgle day 46:
sick lass she needs someday try selfsale fallen underneath hung hags eye like ma was.
yes band saw hurts so cool she thinks somethings broken, playing in bond of selfshe pearls
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A harem of bootblack lobotomites so braindead that each one can only manage one specific part of the process One girl who just drools constantly, responds to the name spitshine One girl to lick off the excess polish, responds to bootrag Saddlesoap, pantyhose, treadpick... Tag yourself ig
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I worry hound's nuts are not long for this world... she's more addicted to doing damage to them than I am. It's kind of impressive. I have to order her to give them circulation again because otherwise she WILL kill them and I want to play with my toy for longer
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fat Handler is vitally necessary in today's disconnected and uncertain world
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Cattle Rancher Inverna🏳️‍⚧️ @grimabyss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The soft sigh of a once slender Handler as she zips up the curve-hugging leather skirt that clings to her soft midriff and plush, jiggling hips. "I've really let myself go.." Her Hound, so horny she's popped a blood vessel and is whimpering. "ccccan i get you mm more cake M mMa'am"
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Marigold 💠🌸✿🌸💠 (palette princess) @fraumarigold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thicc handler......
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recruit sartha robosister @tesarova.neocities.org · 26/09/2026
🏳️‍⚧️ hello, Sister Alexis @alexis.bzky.team is homeless and needs help <3 she needs money for food & basic survival supplies, anything you send her helps so much Please repost (or even better copy all this into a new post!) thank you for reading, i love you 🩷🤍🩵 $alexis91942
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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
you'll learn to suffer beautifully 🪞 #kinktober
a mirror shot of an older woman cradling the face of a younger man, who's been made up and adorned with jewels. a large diamond earring is bleeding as if it's just been pierced, and there are mascara tears running down his cheek.
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm making ga-HOOEY noises just looking through this site good GOD
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Storyteller @storyteller13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Jedi Master was weak. Cracked in an Imperial torture chair. Surrendered the location of her naive Padawan. They would never have found me... If it wasn't for her. She betrayed me. 📸 d01_hqc - hivequeen.cc
A closeup of story in her muzzle, bathed in red
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◥ RRH-MONGREL POSTING ◤ 🔞 @rrh-nsfw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, who handles the Handlers? - Pt 2.
An older Handler in lingerie stockings and undewear, sat on Mongrels lap with their arms tied behind their back. The two are sat on a coach in the Handlers office, Mongrel has her Handler's cap, and has her belt around the older womens neck.
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just want to say thank you to my high school for having fencing as its only major sport. I fought how much of a dandy it made me seem for a long time but it laid some sapphic groundwork. Ftr I was a sabre girlie through & through. Foil was for theater kids which I couldn't be since I was NormalTM.
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You all worry about dommebreaking but I know what'd happen to me if I returned to my hound broken like that, arms going wide as I disrobe to show her. As if she wouldn't get down and worship where it happened, weeping, praying. Look at the state of your mother, ruined beautifully. Say thank you, dog
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Scary Internet Dyke @hedera.blood.gay · 21/09/2026
the first thing that hits your nose is the acrid smell of dye and polish burning as my cigar presses against the top of the toe cap of your left boot one of your dedicated subs worked so hard to get it just right hours on her knees with a rag, for you, and you can smell every one of them
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Scary Internet Dyke @hedera.blood.gay · 21/09/2026
I wonder what you'll tell her when she sees what you let happen how you'll reassure her that you can protect and care her when you can't even do that for yourself, or the things you take pride in and hold most dear
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Scary Internet Dyke @hedera.blood.gay · 21/09/2026
maybe you'll lie to her maybe she'll even believe you she'll still see it every time you pull them on she’ll still feel it when you tell her no every time she begs you to let her fix it and so will you
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Scary Internet Dyke @hedera.blood.gay · 21/09/2026
finishing a dommebreaking by putting my cigar out on the toe of her left boot
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hound came out to my other metamours as a hound, after being really nervous about it. I did my part by making sure she got teased the rest of the night and given orders to bark a bunch for me 🥰 love is real
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
webtoon went with a villain who's a stacked hypnotic mommy-domme and chat can I say goals (source: The Legendary Assassin Reincarnated as the Beloved Youngest Daughter of a Royal Family)
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Jacob Budz @xptolevel3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Sophie's dog @elektra.dog · 19/09/2026
🔍 lobotomy near me 🔍 lobotomy still performed? 🔍 diy lobotomy 🔍 where to buy orbitoclast
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gingerbeer @gingerbeer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tried to go for Kusanagi vibes with my new jacket but hit a little different~
Woman in a lewther moto jacket over a pvc one piece, fishnets, and shiny platform boots with a Signalis pattern garrison cap. She’s also holding an mp5 model and sitting on a workout ballDitto but now she’s standing and smilingSitting on a bed, prop gun trained on the camera. You’re history~A fishnet covered shot from the rear
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Someone, A Crime to Meat @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
With apologies to the Leinths who think they are Sartha and the Sarthas who think they are Leinth (Also there's a similar dichotomy between Kiones and Handlers)
4-panel Calvin and Hobbs comic.
1. Calvin's dad walks in and says "Oh hey on Bluesky? Let me show you something neat about the mechsplo subs. So basically they come in two types, Sartha and Leinth."
2. His dad continuing to explain "But you have to remember Sartha hates being Sartha and Leinth wants to be Sartha. So if you see a Sartha? That’s a Leinth. Unless someone made her a Sartha, then she’s a Sartha. But if you see a Leinth?" Calvin says yeah?
3. His dad says "Probably a Sartha, because no one wants to be Leinth. Unless she’s a Leinth who called herself Sartha then figured out she’s a Leinth, then she’s a Leinth"
4. Calvin lying in bed looking horrified
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
her, talking about checking a health issue: Plus she listened to it and didn’t freak out I’m sure I’ll do ekg to be sure but I’m p sure it’s not that. Thank fuck, I’m so relieved

Me: Very good baby!

her: It’s probably a muscle thing because it my back I’m so sure if it now

Me: But they did forget to look in one place

her: Heheheheh yeah?

Me, sending her the quoted SoldierExclipse piece: Your brain

her: BFNDHDGDD THATS FOR YOU TO CHECK

Me: Weird it really feels like there's a very fuckable hole right through it
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Go fuck yourself Qiui. Cage breaking two seconds into her getting it on. Eat my ass
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is what good girls are made for
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Weebochi 🔞 @weebochi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Too loud, passed out
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've said on other accounts that I had a habit all through growing up of eating raw limes by dousing my tongue in them until a stripe along the center would die off. I at times ate through half a bag of limes in a day. It had to stop because it was seriously threatening my dental health. I loved it.
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Tsveira @phantasm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sound on
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I do like having a shark/kobold for a hound. Sheath docking suits me because it implies I have right of way. Out of the way, you swine! An essayist is coming!
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Leinth @iliarakantira.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Traumatized pilot this to psych doctor, says she's feeling depressed and struggling. Doctor says, "I have just the thing, pilot you should go watch..." Leinth's eyes light up, "you mean Leinth Aritimis?" "God no, she's a dog shit pilot. Just absolutely the worst. Fuck no, go see Sartha Thrace"
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The joys of pet ownership 😊
her, responding to me reposting a piece by @nevrender.bsky.social: WANNNTTT WANTTWANT WANT CATTLE GUNS ARE SO HOT

Me: Hound would be so excited to get it huh... Really just a big power lobotomy

her: FuckYESIWOULD HAPPPYBARKBARKKLOBOTMIZED DOGGY GIRL 
God we need to plan a visit
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 08/07/2026
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ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @beckymastery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#transtuesday Tech trouble 😵‍💫 (1/2)
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ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @beckymastery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ฅ՞•ﻌ•՞ฅ
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh this whole thread made me swoon. "Finally some good fucking cruelty"
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh yeah I need to actually publish my full thoughts on it. Good reminder
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I appreciate that my hound thinks that she's doing me a favor by listing all the ways I can control her with a remote shock cage. I don't know how to tell her that what I'm really interested in is getting her to her first growing pains in her chest & then really just going to *town* on those things
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You might think I have something of a surgery kink. I won't pretend that I dislike the customizing aspect of it all, but it could be by magic too, ex. if I'm going to be a demoness I might as well have a tongue long & muscular enough to punch through thin bone & drag a brain out kicking & screaming.
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Lyra and 1 other @muzzlesbian.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
merry christmas, hounds
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nevrender @nevrender.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Last one
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
"Drymouth" a vampire oracle who can see the real future when she is starved of blood. The organization keeps her in holding to make use of her prophecies. Agents are instructed not to act directly on any of her visions. She will try to get you killed.
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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't want to spoil it too hard but the question of mechsplo's capacity or lack thereof for "genuinely bad ends" (snuff notwithstanding) is a definite question raised by even just the requirements of serial material. Hounds get something from all this, the question is how they might keep it.
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