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Handler Colophon

@handlerphon.bsky.social

She/Her. Extremely 18+ mechsplo Handler/domme alt of @homophon.bsky.social. Baphomet-style lioness, evil eye contact enthusiast. Kinks that make me think "wow. That's Evil 💕" go here.

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fridgle day 46:
sick lass she needs someday try selfsale fallen underneath hung hags eye like ma was.
yes band saw hurts so cool she thinks somethings broken, playing in bond of selfshe pearls

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

her, talking about checking a health issue: Plus she listened to it and didn’t freak out I’m sure I’ll do ekg to be sure but I’m p sure it’s not that. Thank fuck, I’m so relieved

Me: Very good baby!

her: It’s probably a muscle thing because it my back I’m so sure if it now

Me: But they did forget to look in one place

her: Heheheheh yeah?

Me, sending her the quoted SoldierExclipse piece: Your brain

her: BFNDHDGDD THATS FOR YOU TO CHECK

Me: Weird it really feels like there's a very fuckable hole right through it

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: God you don't even know, I like, hunger to scramble your brain...

her: PLEASEE
Ruin me
Next time
Use me
Don’t treat me like a person
We had a first nice romantic meeting that was all loving etc
Next time I want to be dog

Me: On your knees.

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The joys of pet ownership 😊

her, responding to me reposting a piece by @nevrender.bsky.social: WANNNTTT WANTTWANT WANT CATTLE GUNS ARE SO HOT

Me: Hound would be so excited to get it huh... Really just a big power lobotomy

her: FuckYESIWOULD HAPPPYBARKBARKKLOBOTMIZED DOGGY GIRL
God we need to plan a visit

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I mean it

XII DEODAND. A Cross of St. Peter, pierced from the lower left-hand corner by a red, clot-textured spear crossing up and to the right, almost but not quite through the center of the Cross. Its heart.

DEODAND means 'what is given to Goď. The cross of St. Peter (the rock of the Catholic Church), pierced by the Lance of Longinus (Evangelion reference here). Why hide it? The lance spearing Deodand is Beast's. Deodand gives up life, martyrs themselves in the lower leonine jaws of Beast and thereby their ignorance is consumed along with their body The first of the multiples of three in the second decimal series, Deodand surrenders the higher reasoning faculties so as to complete them as a part of, but not the whole of, understanding. If Fane is the space in which Magician performs, then Deodand is the performance in the space of Beast, giving up to Beast everything because to withhold would be not only cowardly but unbearable. One must become God's little paypiggy willing to oink away body and soul, one's dignity, and the deed to the house. Nobody goons like muy lady's minions. Crowley considered, or said he considered this card, being that of Christ-Horus, the revenant Osiris, an epitaph of a bygone aeon, an old formula that could almost be discounted until presumably the next aeon of Osiris, which is odd, because we know—oversharing being his primary hobby—that he was a weird little gremlin in bed.

Just as with Wellspring's pregnancy, this surrender even unto death is absolutely a sex thing. "La grande mort..."; or in English, "the big cum". To be released from the requirements of the body, the requirements of the mind, from the burden of being bound to this limited form; to give up totally the tension of having to maintain and be maintained; these forms of surrender are orgasmic. Deodand comes to release, to resolution, even to total clarity (Garden, before this sequence's end), by undergoing not merely 'death but the absolute terror-ecstasy of giving up so much, so totally, that even the most hideous and horrible low places of one's being and tendencies will eventually be on display on the altar. Through complete terror and total loss, Deodand stands to gain satisfaction which mere loss alone will never bring about. This satisfaction is not in the loss of objects, which after all is only a fact of life. It is not 'gained by activity either of Deodand's (who is not active anyway) or Beast's. We shall see how this is possible by the end of the sequence. For now it is enough to know that Deodand can retain absolutely nothing, and, in this, is perhaps the most enviable of the majors.

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Told you

her in response to my post: This is 10000% true

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My dog is dumb enough that she has awful trouble reading large sections of text without breaking down and needing to be told I'm going to crush her skull with a woodworking mallet (out of love of course), but she'll truly do anything for head trauma. It's healthy. After all, I say it is.

Me: I, have to keep going with this I'm sorry

her, quoting me quoting "i bet on losing dolls": NNFNFNDHDHFHDHSHSHDHFHDHSHJDJFFHDH

Me: Baby it's head trauma I have to

her: Iiiloooveeheadtryama

her: BFNFNDHDHDHDHDDHFILIKETHETHUDS HANDLER FUCK

Me: They're good for dogs & dolls, aren't they?

her: YES THEY ARE BARK BARK!

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Recent searches in my phone's gallery:
blood will be
sleazy
anaheim
teeth

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I knew there was a reason the girlypop meta-handler from Entropy Victim is like, totally my north star 💅✨ *offer's u gum*

"You talk most like someone from California, about 56% of your answers match a typical resident"

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

As always, I mean it

dog responding to Me saying "My pretty lobotomized doll...": "I have a distinct urge to smash my head against a brick wall until I'm giggly and can't see straight"

her: Handler could drop the brick on my head instead...
Me: Dog you've earned a reward

Me: Ahahaha you like girls faggot~

her: Nnnnffhhh

Me: Well it's true, dog, you do... You just go insane over your handler stuffing you full of estrogen and smashing in your head with a brick until your thoughts turn off~

her:
NFNDHSHDHDHSF
H MY
GOD
FUCK
YES
FUCKYES
FUCKYES
FUCKYESPLEASENOW?
I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS WHO DRUG ME WITJ ESTORGEN AND BREAK MY SKULL!

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just like in real life 🖤💜💚🧡🩷🖤

The Queer Villain Pride flag, by @irisjaycomics.bsky.social

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If you want a woman to like you, show Her that you know your muzzle is your safety catch 🥰

Me: *She looks over you as you snarl and tug and grind your teeth together... and what She sees... is a weapon... HER weapon... and as you grind, teeth snapping without your muzzle on... a leather-gloved hand presses to the top of your head and strokes you, and it's like every nerve ending from your head radiating down starts to cascade at once, blissful and utterly furious, dog's mind starting to twist up...*

her: BDNDNSHSHDHDHSHSHHDHD THANK YOU FOR TOUCHING ME HANDLER Ifeeellikeabombthatwanrs to explode

Me: Handler told you She'd make you a weapon, didn't She? She never said you'd like it...

her: IHATEITITFEELSLIKEIMONFIRELETMEBEUSEFULFUCK

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

CHOKING

What would Saint Sartha do?

A glance across at the nearby orgy provides her with no clues,

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Me: ‎⁨It's called ischemia, dog 🥰⁩
her, quoting me: GGGGHGGHHHGGHH

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

She almost threw colors when the discussion turned to ketchum hammers but she didn't! Very proud of her for managing to flip her thing about needles, I know she's working on it for HRT

her right after being reminded what they are: IiHATEBEEDLES I HATE THEM I HATE THEM THEY SCARE ME
ID SCREAM AND CRY SBD KICK
her in reply to a photo I sent: MYTURNMYTURNMYTURN

Me: Hehe right, I spaced, oh? GOOD DOG!! Oh I'm going to remember that one

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

her: ILOVEYOU I WAS GOOD MAKING YOU JEALOUS AND DEMANDING THIS IS LIKE A GOOD THING THAT IM GONNA SEND MORE
Cryingahakingfuckme
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Me: Aww! Look at you! Awwww dog! Dog, I want you to listen to me, okay? I want you to know that I see how hard you're struggling with this, how this makes you really panic and how sometimes this gets really overwhelming and super difficult to do without having a freakout, okay? 😣 And any time you feel this, I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart... that all this makes me really hard. I promise I'll twist the knife, okay? 🥰 Aww, I know, listen to you! What a good dog, telling me all this!

her: THANK YOU FOR NOT CARING ON THIS SPECIFIC THING AND BEING A SADIST ABOUT IT

Me: You're always, always welcome to that, dog, I promise <3

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It's important to discuss your finances as a couple ❤️

Me: mmmmhhHHHH <3 Tell me again... that it's not fair <3

her: ITS NOT FAIR I THOUFHT I WAS BEING GOOD REWARDING PEOPLE LIKE HANDLER!

Me: Oh dog! You were being good rewarding handlers! What a good dog you were! And you'll be even better when you learn that We are such a jealous lot and will gladly cuckold, top, torture, and destroy one another if given half a chance 😊 Game respect game, I say good for her! And good for my bank account very soon, don't you think, dog? 🥰 I sure do...

her: YES HANDLER IMGONNA BE HAPPY YO MAKE YOUR ACCOUNT SWELL GOOD DOGS LIKE PAYING I NEED TO GET USED TO IT

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

See this is what I'm talking about. Girl you rested all of yesterday literally the only thing we even did that was stressful was look at your mech for two seconds and say "yep it's still there" and still with the dead-eyed Strong Sad routine. "why's trust at 30 sis" well I don't trust her either!

Valkyrie Iteration. Lana's sad first thing in the morning because she's all tired ;( even though her fatigue is at a measly 23

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I make up for her typing quirk of being too clueless and mind-bogglingly horny to use the space bar, by using a million ellipses to sound really breathy and kind of... sultry... and... maybe... a little bit slinky... like the Audrey Horne kinnie... that I am... because I'm in charge and I get to 😇

Me: all day... I dreamed of taking a kitchenaid to your frontal lobe...

her: mmmmfnfndjdhhhHJFHRHDHDFUCK

Me: Doggy's brains are fun to scramble...
*She never calls you that, but now, with you all dumb, in Her lap, in Her room, it feels like the most natural thing in the world for a girl to play with Her brainless lobotomized dog...*

her: ITDEELSGOOODTOBEDOGGY

Me: *She can watch you start to thump and throb and tremble, it's not even that you're thinking of anything specific, no, not like that. It's that there's this feeling when you're off your leash. Increasingly it's hard to form words, but it's like, all your thoughts get caught in a trainwreck and instead of carnage, all that comes out when they smash into one another and flounder and split apart, is a sense of service to Her. It's the most arousing thing you can even imagine, which isn't saying much with your brain like this, but oh it's all you can do not to somehow beg for Her to destroy more of your thoughts...*

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Handler Colophon @handlerphon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Just to prove 1. It's me, 2. I do mean harm 😊

Me: Is it wrong of me, dog? To see your friends as fodder, a way of making you more and more my service dog?

her: THATS WHAT THEY ARE HANDLER
HANDLERS RIGHT

Me: *She pets over you for that, feeling you starting to pant as your head grinds up against Her leather as She smiles slightly.*

her: NNNFFNFHHDHSDHDJDJHDHDHSH

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