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Handy Andy

@handiestandy.bsky.social
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The silliest goose from Prince Edward Island. Environmentalist, Law dork, crafty boy and aspiring gnome.

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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hosting a twin peaks watch party at my local independent theatre. I was told my awkwardness made the experience very Lynchian (complimentary)
Andy as a facsimile of David LynchAndy as Log LadyAndy as log lady
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Made a nudie suit to keep sane while unemployed, yeehaw to five months of hand embroidering corduroy!
Andy, sweet country loving bog boy stands on his friend’s cottage dock in a Nudie suit he made with embroidery of animals found in Canadian rivers
Beavers, frogs, toads, kingfishers and several freshwater fish Andy, sweet country loving bog boy stands on his friend’s cottage dock in a Nudie suit he made with embroidery of animals found in Canadian rivers namely the wood duck on his back
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lil adam @liladam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A dominos pizza tracker for job applications
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I look hot in my kilt
Andy at the highland games
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is why Trudeau wanted to ban single use plastics
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sunburnt so bad the super hot barista with the tattoos offered me some skincare from his locker.
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wear sunscreen kids
On a nude beach crisped up from a developing sunburnSame but my beet red ass
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Canada Day Glizzy
Eating a hot dog in a speedo while it pours
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My old ceo would use LLMs to rewrite my legal opinions with slop and every full staff meeting had talk of an “ai” strategy that we as environmentalists were horrified with. Then I got laid off a few weeks before Christmas with ai as an unspoken factor.
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The coffee shop playing Bjork while I’m stressing out about cover letters and job hunting is making life significantly easier.
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Goats on the rooooooofffffff
Andy ft goatGoat platformGoats on store roofAndy flipping out over a goat
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Planning on being a faggot this month
Andy at a queer gallery show
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The overwhelming queer urge to make an Audrey II puppet
Holding my Audrey 2 puppet that’s I made for absolutely no purpose
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Disco balls deep just like Donna Summer intended
Me in a cool shirt jacket with matching short I made, at a disco shaking ass to some Donna summer 
Balls deep disco ft balloon
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Happy Spring!
Andy, a tiny lil gay gnome sitting on a mushroom
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/03/2026
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Now in my pogey rat beard era
Andy a pogey rat (a maritime slang term for someone on employment insurance) on a false spring hike with longer hair and a beard that’s a bit patchy but coming together.
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This is how I access Bsky
Pippin looking into the palantir
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Need way more tattoos to get to the level of weird and slutty I aspire to.
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Pumped to have the prettiest tv show back
Frieren beyond journeys end.Sumptuous animation
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Anyone in Ottawa come check out tomorrow’s Naked B0ys Reading, horny literature about the Devil himself curated by me featuring Milton, Tolkien, Clarke, Bulgakov and more.
Me dressed as a devil promoting NBR Ottawa
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Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Sufjan Stevens Super Bowl half time show
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The new Muppet show is the only thing giving me hope and I’m mostly now just thinking of dream Special Guests and the need to fix the cosmic wrong of Dolly never getting to star in the original run.
C*ntquake C*btsgiving
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My cousin got my 90 year old grandmother a Vancouver firefighter calendar for Christmas (doing God’s work)
A tatted muscle daddy fireman in my 90 year old grandmother’s calendar
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
May your Boxing Day be peaceful and full of sandwiches
Me eating my favourite meal of the year- a Boxing Day turkey sandwich
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merriest of days
Merry Christmas from me
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Happy Solstice ! Brighter longer days to come
Blue Heron lantern puppet I made for a local pei art festival
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
From last nights life drawing modelling, it’s fun to be naked for the arts
Very hot man in front of me drew this Instructor’s sheet of sketches
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I’ve always loved puppets and I just got approved to make a big ass puppet for a solstice art festival back home!
Me doing a nude puppet show at NBRMy plan for the Heron a life size walking puppet for a ln arts festival in PEI
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Had therapy and ice cream today, it’s a day for mental health
Me holding a beautiful giant scoop of Kwartha egg nog ice cream
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Dan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I'm going cunting. I'm the cunter
Bald bitch bjork in that one music video for hunter from homogenic
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Artwork : Carl Stewart “Faggot” feat
Andy a faggot
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Had a great Birthday/Halloween and that’s a Rock Fact
Me Andy dressed as Greg dressed as an Elephant
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Halloween! With rat king @the-gay-goblin.bsky.social and Cowpoke @big-gay-dave.bsky.social
These are my favourite people and that’s a rock fact!
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Halloween! With rat king @the-gay-goblin.bsky.social and Cowpoke @big-gay-dave.bsky.social
These are my favourite people and that’s a rock fact!
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Making a super sonic man outta you. Costume 1/2
Freddie
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
How’s my head? Come see at Naked B0ys Reading Ottawa Halloween special tonight
Andy holding my book and a head naked
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Autumnal 🍂 vibes keeping me going until I can legally listen to Christmas music
Mugging at a lookoutFoliage Pretty coloursSlut for fall
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Everybody loves puppets: For Naked B0ys reading Ottawa Blue Porno by Isabella Rossellini
Photo shoot of me for Naked Boys reading with Blue Porno by Isabella Rossellini and the puppets I use in the reading Same but standing
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Some past costumes from spooky seasons past
Rodeo clowning
Sardines on toast?Charcuterie, I was a snack Fun to watch die
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
New ink, new plants new spooky lil guy 🎃
Golden rod and wild blueberries added to my plants of the pei  forest tattooPumpkin silly guy to hang out with my ghosty
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Last skinny dip of the season for FCF
Me naked on the shore of a lake cock in hand after a nice swim
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Hi from Lake
Chillaxing on a kayakPaddlin
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Horny for fall
Me (double Scorpio) hiking by a sign for seasonal wetness and feeling aroused by the concept of sweater weather
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Can never decide if the moustache looks cool or if I look like a sad old British man who voted for Brexit.
Me on a nude beach doing the same jesters in every picture I take because im a stiff awkward lil freak
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
What is a week end?
In my favourite speedo one dock in the Outaouais 
Kayaking on a lake in the Outaouais
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Highland games
Me in my kilt at the Highland Games
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Big gay camping with @big-gay-dave.bsky.social
Me looking gay drinking a lil drink pool side, pinky outMens
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Live. Laugh. Legolas what do your elf eyes see
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Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Back to the beach
Me reading a gay lil book on the beach Said gay book, very good thus far
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