Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hosting a twin peaks watch party at my local independent theatre. I was told my awkwardness made the experience very Lynchian (complimentary) 190
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Made a nudie suit to keep sane while unemployed, yeehaw to five months of hand embroidering corduroy! 3191
Reposted by Handy Andylil adam @liladam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A dominos pizza tracker for job applications 0343
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is why Trudeau wanted to ban single use plastics 160
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Sunburnt so bad the super hot barista with the tattoos offered me some skincare from his locker. 170
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026My old ceo would use LLMs to rewrite my legal opinions with slop and every full staff meeting had talk of an “ai” strategy that we as environmentalists were horrified with. Then I got laid off a few weeks before Christmas with ai as an unspoken factor. 071
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The coffee shop playing Bjork while I’m stressing out about cover letters and job hunting is making life significantly easier. 050
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The overwhelming queer urge to make an Audrey II puppet 1793
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Disco balls deep just like Donna Summer intended 1110
Reposted by Handy AndyWyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/03/2026Jesus when he comes back to Earth: 26136653225
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Need way more tattoos to get to the level of weird and slutty I aspire to. 180
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Anyone in Ottawa come check out tomorrow’s Naked B0ys Reading, horny literature about the Devil himself curated by me featuring Milton, Tolkien, Clarke, Bulgakov and more. 2251
Reposted by Handy AndyJenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Sufjan Stevens Super Bowl half time show 4344
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026The new Muppet show is the only thing giving me hope and I’m mostly now just thinking of dream Special Guests and the need to fix the cosmic wrong of Dolly never getting to star in the original run. 070
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026My cousin got my 90 year old grandmother a Vancouver firefighter calendar for Christmas (doing God’s work) 1101
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025May your Boxing Day be peaceful and full of sandwiches 0200
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025From last nights life drawing modelling, it’s fun to be naked for the arts 0171
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I’ve always loved puppets and I just got approved to make a big ass puppet for a solstice art festival back home! 3170
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Had therapy and ice cream today, it’s a day for mental health 1140
Reposted by Handy AndyDan 💙💜💖 @youareaprogram.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I'm going cunting. I'm the cunter 1316
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Had a great Birthday/Halloween and that’s a Rock Fact 0210
Reposted by Handy AndyHandy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Halloween! With rat king @the-gay-goblin.bsky.social and Cowpoke @big-gay-dave.bsky.social 0141
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Halloween! With rat king @the-gay-goblin.bsky.social and Cowpoke @big-gay-dave.bsky.social 0141
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Making a super sonic man outta you. Costume 1/2 0131
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025How’s my head? Come see at Naked B0ys Reading Ottawa Halloween special tonight 0262
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Autumnal 🍂 vibes keeping me going until I can legally listen to Christmas music 2201
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Everybody loves puppets: For Naked B0ys reading Ottawa Blue Porno by Isabella Rossellini 0170
Handy Andy @handiestandy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Can never decide if the moustache looks cool or if I look like a sad old British man who voted for Brexit. 0501