Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 1mBut if you get a toy modeled after someone and you break up, it should be like nudes, DELETE FROM YOUR LIFE! 010
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 3mBelieve no one should get shamed for toys or porn as long as everything’s above board 110
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 4mNot a collection more of an adhd “I forget to throw the old stuff out” but yeah they’re just easier to make if you’re concave 210
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 16mNow that I need aid till I can get approved for any programs ppl remember my parents were wealthy not that they were the kind of wealthy that could still be bankrupted by my dad’s dementia treatment. Tiny violins for me 🎻🎻🎻 121
Reposted by Hana Michels (Personal Account)David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale. 8791201940
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 20mWe couldn’t fit it in our luggage but considered 010
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 25mThe etymology seems largely unknown & I looked into it a few years ago so this could also just be a debunked theory 000
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 29mAnd I learned it from a podcast from people who do good research on cults & are acquaintances I trust with that but they’re not necessarily researching etymology. I could swear I fact checked it but I could be wrong 110
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 50mI think I’m phrasing it poorly but medieval (England?) 100
Reposted by Hana Michels (Personal Account)David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Big year for movies starring Anne Hathaway as a writer accused of resenting her family after her husband secretly reads her work. 0311
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 18hMy vibrator’s name is Worf so I just realized the old one I neglect in the drawer’s name is Alexander 4221
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026 I still have no idea which dildo he's referring to 180
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Dildo used to mean “Thingy with no name or whose name I’ve forgotten” that’s exactly how he was using it around the house. 2142
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Switching to cape cod tomorrow 110
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Intellectual curiosity prevented my being annoyed at my boyfriend & instead brought the realization he’s been using the word “dildo” RIGHT 1111
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Everyone in MA has the proper response to Dave’s having to watch 2 daily wire movies: “my condolences” 3110
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 10/10/2026In the meantime I’ll probably have to become severe for my family to help 000
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Especially for the FDA to approve anything 100
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 10/10/2026That’s what I’m doing for now- the only reason I have hope for future treatment is it’s become a much bigger issue after COVID & some countries will actually fund research. But that’s a long way off 100
Reposted by Hana Michels (Personal Account)Sippy Spoopy Psycho @sippycuppsycho.northsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm intersex, does this mean I have to explain my DNA to people who don't believe I can exist or I can be shot? 🤦 2301
Reposted by Hana Michels (Personal Account)Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/10/2026The court is basically saying that knowledge of the victim being trans is potentially exculpatory for a self defense legal claim. This is explicitly greenlighting the panic defense and saying a victims trans status might excuse a murder. 15580121
Reposted by Hana Michels (Personal Account)Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/10/2026This is so damn bleak. "The Tennessee Court of Criminal Appeals ruled this week the biological sex of a transgender woman fatally shot by Samuel Ward Jr. in June 2022 was not only relevant to Ward’s claim of self defense but supported it." jamiescoop.substack.com/p/court-judg...jamiescoop.substack.comCourt: Judge ‘misled’ jury on biological sexTennessee appellate court first to rule on gender identification ‘evidence’ 461023263
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We have a hat that literally just says “movies” 010
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I also had to go way up on the Vyvanse for my brain fog and it’s clear my brain demands one thing and my body demands another.  110
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I genuinely hate when something is designer meaning it’s just a big label on a product. Why would I want to wear that? The watch face makes me look like an asshole!! 110
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have dysautonomia from long covid it scares me too! 110
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026JUST BECAUSE IM UNDER 40 AND MY RESTING HEART RATE IS 103 BPM??? 150
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This fitness app is mocking me 130
Reposted by Hana Michels (Personal Account)Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dawg I WISH 3136597520
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My medical protocol doesn’t demand I monitor this stuff expensively OR frenchly! Just continuously! 170
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I asked if she had a cheaper one!! 010
Reposted by Hana Michels (Personal Account)Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just think it's amazing that in this secret recession there are still companies bragging about the layoffs they do because they had a hair up their ass. 171
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What baby boomers will repurchase because they struggle to use it is crazy 160
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My mom gave me a hand me down Designer Apple Watch to monitor my heart rate first of all thank you second of all is this 2 crimes against humanity in one watch?? 160
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The other half are Furries which makes sense if you’re spending that much on a suit you’re gonna go out 030
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Half of yall are too online to understand and I have MECFS I literally can’t go out!! 120
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Honestly, in states where you can’t do anything about it, they should be illegal. It’s cruel. 060
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every once in a while, I have to buy pregnancy tests because I take the pill continuously meaning I get no sign that I am not pregnant. Glad they seem to be retiring the PRESUMPTUOUS AS HELL “smiley face if positive” ones! 1120
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was in a very male dominated community many of whom were pissed that fact was changing rapidly. I passed the big tests, but I failed the little ones. I also failed the big ones with myself. 120
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You’re right that totally wasn’t clear!! 020
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Neither does the other one we live near 😭 110
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The one we live near does not 😭 110
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My regret has taught me to take peoples words and suspicious jokes as indicators of their actions. No longer will I let any of that shit go by uncontested. Doesn’t matter that I ended things when SA entered the equation because had I spoken up, these people would’ve revealed themselves sooner!!  0100
Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026100% I was just speaking in terms of the people speaking up now when they are nowhere near that case, but who have kept rapists in their circles! 240
Reposted by Hana Michels (Personal Account)vampire private BOO-tective @colindweir.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sitting idly by is hearing a rumor something like that is happening at a nearby frat you're unaffiliated with and doing nothing. Learning of it from the perpetrators themselves in a private chat because they consider you likeminded enough and/or bro enough to do nothing is fucking conspiracy. 041