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Hana Michels (Personal Account)

@hanamichels.bsky.social
5.8K followers 657 following 9.3K posts

They/Them. Writer & other stuff probably. Chronically ill & sexy about it. Love animals and cryptids (fake animals) Free Palestine. NOT MY DAY JOB ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.

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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 1m
But if you get a toy modeled after someone and you break up, it should be like nudes, DELETE FROM YOUR LIFE!
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 3m
Believe no one should get shamed for toys or porn as long as everything’s above board
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 4m
Not a collection more of an adhd “I forget to throw the old stuff out” but yeah they’re just easier to make if you’re concave
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 13m
(It’s fine we’ll figure it out)
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 16m
Now that I need aid till I can get approved for any programs ppl remember my parents were wealthy not that they were the kind of wealthy that could still be bankrupted by my dad’s dementia treatment. Tiny violins for me 🎻🎻🎻
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 18m
Just straight up forgot it existed
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 20m
We couldn’t fit it in our luggage but considered
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 20m
Sidenote I love your shirt
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 25m
The etymology seems largely unknown & I looked into it a few years ago so this could also just be a debunked theory
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 29m
And I learned it from a podcast from people who do good research on cults & are acquaintances I trust with that but they’re not necessarily researching etymology. I could swear I fact checked it but I could be wrong
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 50m
I think I’m phrasing it poorly but medieval (England?)
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Big year for movies starring Anne Hathaway as a writer accused of resenting her family after her husband secretly reads her work.
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 18h
My vibrator’s name is Worf so I just realized the old one I neglect in the drawer’s name is Alexander
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I still have no idea which dildo he's referring to
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dildo used to mean “Thingy with no name or whose name I’ve forgotten” that’s exactly how he was using it around the house.
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Switching to cape cod tomorrow
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Intellectual curiosity prevented my being annoyed at my boyfriend & instead brought the realization he’s been using the word “dildo” RIGHT
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Everyone in MA has the proper response to Dave’s having to watch 2 daily wire movies: “my condolences”
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In the meantime I’ll probably have to become severe for my family to help
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Especially for the FDA to approve anything
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s what I’m doing for now- the only reason I have hope for future treatment is it’s become a much bigger issue after COVID & some countries will actually fund research. But that’s a long way off
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Sippy Spoopy Psycho @sippycuppsycho.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm intersex, does this mean I have to explain my DNA to people who don't believe I can exist or I can be shot? 🤦
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FUCK
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/10/2026
The court is basically saying that knowledge of the victim being trans is potentially exculpatory for a self defense legal claim. This is explicitly greenlighting the panic defense and saying a victims trans status might excuse a murder.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/10/2026
This is so damn bleak. "The Tennessee Court of Criminal Appeals ruled this week the biological sex of a transgender woman fatally shot by Samuel Ward Jr. in June 2022 was not only relevant to Ward’s claim of self defense but supported it." jamiescoop.substack.com/p/court-judg...
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Court: Judge ‘misled’ jury on biological sex
Tennessee appellate court first to rule on gender identification ‘evidence’
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have a hat that literally just says “movies”
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I also had to go way up on the Vyvanse for my brain fog and it’s clear my brain demands one thing and my body demands another. 
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I genuinely hate when something is designer meaning it’s just a big label on a product. Why would I want to wear that? The watch face makes me look like an asshole!!
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have dysautonomia from long covid it scares me too!
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JUST BECAUSE IM UNDER 40 AND MY RESTING HEART RATE IS 103 BPM???
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This fitness app is mocking me
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dawg I WISH
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My medical protocol doesn’t demand I monitor this stuff expensively OR frenchly! Just continuously!
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I asked if she had a cheaper one!!
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Mr. Buddy @alexfirer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just think it's amazing that in this secret recession there are still companies bragging about the layoffs they do because they had a hair up their ass.
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What baby boomers will repurchase because they struggle to use it is crazy
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s hermés
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My mom gave me a hand me down Designer Apple Watch to monitor my heart rate first of all thank you second of all is this 2 crimes against humanity in one watch??
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The other half are Furries which makes sense if you’re spending that much on a suit you’re gonna go out
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Half of yall are too online to understand and I have MECFS I literally can’t go out!!
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly, in states where you can’t do anything about it, they should be illegal. It’s cruel.
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every once in a while, I have to buy pregnancy tests because I take the pill continuously meaning I get no sign that I am not pregnant. Glad they seem to be retiring the PRESUMPTUOUS AS HELL “smiley face if positive” ones!
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was in a very male dominated community many of whom were pissed that fact was changing rapidly. I passed the big tests, but I failed the little ones. I also failed the big ones with myself.
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You’re right that totally wasn’t clear!!
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Neither does the other one we live near 😭
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The one we live near does not 😭
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My regret has taught me to take peoples words and suspicious jokes as indicators of their actions. No longer will I let any of that shit go by uncontested. Doesn’t matter that I ended things when SA entered the equation because had I spoken up, these people would’ve revealed themselves sooner!! 
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
100% I was just speaking in terms of the people speaking up now when they are nowhere near that case, but who have kept rapists in their circles!
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vampire private BOO-tective @colindweir.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sitting idly by is hearing a rumor something like that is happening at a nearby frat you're unaffiliated with and doing nothing. Learning of it from the perpetrators themselves in a private chat because they consider you likeminded enough and/or bro enough to do nothing is fucking conspiracy.
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