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William Ham Bevan

@hambevan.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, placeholder Fantom flinger of FLONG: www.flong.wales

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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 4h
Me reposting myself
Kevin Godley in a Kevin Godley sweater
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Yorkshire Television Chevron of Death
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After tasting this year's editions of five out of the six Oktoberfest beers, I'm calling it: Augustiner is best. And one of the greatest beers in the world.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Picked this up yesterday for two quid in a charity shop. The errors (Steptoe was a "dustman" and Life of Brian was "a cruel parody of the life of Christ", for example) aren't even the worst bit. Some of his judgements are utterly bizarre.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Her bit is quite progressive, calling out absolutely insane stuff like this. (I can't find the other clips I took from the book, unfortunately.) But she also chose to include some absolute scum, so... the ruling class, y'know?
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is what Nougat - the caretaker's cat on this French campsite - thinks of the current heatwave.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Finally acquired a proper Pelforth goblet glass. One step closer to that dream life as a postal worker in Armentières.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We are watching, and also being watched
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Well, whadder'yer know...
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Exclusive: Neighbourhood cat "has right idea about all this"
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Not Our Cat likes to watch us at breakfast, disapprovingly.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Neighbourhood Cat With The Ron Mael Look visited us over breakfast this morning. #totp
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Sho 'nuff!
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Signed up with Lingopie to improve my French. Turns out it's a bit more hardcore than Duolingo.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Happy International Crow and Raven Appreciation Day to all who celebrate
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This woman is giving folk with double-barrelled surnames from Mumbles a bad name
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ain't no swag like "Dad clearing out the spare room" swag
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Still operating by the look of it, though no opening hours on the door and deserted today. It was often like that even in the 90s. I suspect the window display has been there for a while...
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Thirty-one years ago, I lived in the third-floor garret above this shop - and it looks exactly the same as it did in 1995. I fear for the day when I come back to this street and Unicorn isn't here.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Likewise with this rugby magazine
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
"You're throwing away this carcass? This delectable chicken carcass?"
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the armchair with this lot.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Bit of a metallic taste on this muscadet
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Yep, we all remember Mr Humphries in Are You Being Served? and his cheeky catchphrase: "Arbeit macht freeee!"
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
ALL RIGHT
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Leafing through this weekend's South Wales Evening Post, and there's a most unfortunate clock-up in Mal Pope's column.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Well, then. I went a bit further forward in the newspaper archive. It's fair to say this story takes some unpredictable turns.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Not sure whether this is the original or the re-recorded version. If the latter, it's apparently one of Steve Coogan's less celebrated achievements.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
So, who remembers the Rhondda Rhant Rhap from 1991? Made using a leaked hot-mic of Neil Kinnock and James Naughtie, banned in the High Court by the BBC, a "sure-fire Christmas number one", never troubled the charts. And not available anywhere online...
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Ford Madox Ford and TV-am's Mike Morris are actually the same person
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I've been using a placeholder image of John Oates as I rebuild my professional website, and I may just leave it there.
Oates without Hall
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Have a break. Have a coffee and a first perusal of the new one from @whenisbirths.bsky.social
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Yep - Hymie Gouldman! When I did a printmaking class a few years back, it was a natural choice for my sloganeering...
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Yeah, I'm not going to join in the ribbing of Jason's hair. #totp
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
"There's no good in walking mile after mile, when you get much more at Glamorgan Tiles"
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Me: Why Ozzy? Why Ozzy? Cardiff:
Shop called "Why Not Ozzy"
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Pulled from sale "in the interests of good taste" in 1984. Think you're safe to release it now, lads
Ad for never-released computer game "The Tebbit" from 1984
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
BBC will no longer broadcast “high risk” performances.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
We got adopted by the janitor's cat on the campsite in France last year. His name turned out to be Nougat.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
When Willie Rushton stood for Parliament against Sir Alec Douglas-Home, this was his campaign poster. I don't think anyone on the Tory front bench suggested he should be prosecuted for it.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?"
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Once dressed as Demis for a fancy-dress party. It was mildly alarming.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Quote a record that you found in your parent’s collection when you were young. Of its time, as they say.
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William Ham Bevan @hambevan.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Citroens used to have a big red warning light ominously marked STOP in the middle of the dashboard. I'm imagining a scenario where Monsieur Citroen flicks a switch in Paris and they all start flashing at once
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