iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Called it. No one was surprised that Nylander got both goals.

🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have a vacation coming up and I found out there's a diffusion filter and a clip-on adapter that costs $25 for both and is highly rated so basically I feel like I won the lottery

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my boyfriend is frustrated because I told him the only things I want for my birthday are a dunce cap and a sandwich

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Lars • Iskotaa @lars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@penny-arcade.com is predicting the dystopian future well before it gets here.

A panel from Penny Arcade where an executive type, you know the type, says "I have invented a new Everquest II peripheral - The visa crucible. Seriously, listen up. Okay, kids run mom's credit card through the Machine and the amount of money they pay directly equals the damage they deal. Each swipe of the card a slash of the sword! It's so pure I think I'm going to cry."

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

happy first day of hockey szn here's my prediction for tonights Leafs vs Canadiens game Leafs: 1 (EoP: 0-1-0) Canadiens: 4 (EoP: 1-2-4) there's a chance we might see a 1-3 or 2-3 if the Toronto boys can do shit with their defence but I don't see it happening (btw Leafs are still my team lol)

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

tfw you have spent 10 hours in Xcode over the last two nights and still have no idea what you are doing lol :')

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

cries in finally seeing (an) ending to Caves of Qud (after 246 hours played)

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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

we make fun of "help peer" but thats basically 100% of human's evolutionary adaptation

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Sham Iamb @brucef0rte.io · 22/09/2026

Man fuck computer

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FluffCopter @fluffcopter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ok but hear me out tho

a beetle wings backpack design. The wings open using a zipper to reveal to compartments underneath.

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

so mad that Josie got this in her Caves of Qud run. not only does she get to be a Giant Beetle, presumably the beetle is wearing a backpack

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

great joke shaped object

a bunch of tiny people stand around a giant rubber chicken out in the desert, captioned "Everyone gathers around to point
in recognition at the great joke shaped object
and rejoice at seeing it. Its meaning is lost to time,
but they know the shape holds great significance."

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I know its not uncommon for people to get told they look a lot like someone else or a celebrity or something but I think one of the weirdest parts about being me is that I have been told on multiple occasions that I look like a fictional character from a webcomic doesn't help that im chubby+violent

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

highlight of my day: hanging out with my cousin I haven't seen in 9 years also highlight of my day: Rottweiler puppy

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i start every day in a terrible mood until something so absurd happens that every neuron in my brain fries. then i feel great

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

what actually happened was restaurants changed "french fries" to "freedom fries" and every boy in my extraordinarily rural high school got a lot more racist under the guise of "if a [slur, you know the one] showed up here, I'd kill 'em." yeah definitely a bonding experience in a way

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the tree has been REMOVED and my house has not been crushed

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Update: the tree is still leaning over my house lol it's been four days we persist, ig, if we have to

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

lol check out this cool tree attempting to crush my house and I can't do anything about it because my entire city got blown tf over

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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

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A meme that has been sitting on my phone since 2022 apparently. Das Kapital and 9 to 5 represented by torches. 9 to 5 glowing significantly brighter and with far less pointless heft than DK.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/08/2026

Man standing in front of big neon sign that says “is that good?” As the crowd chants the same. Art by Mattie lubchansky

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

if you, as a couple, say "together we've lost 100 pounds" I'm going to assume that one of you lost 1000 pounds and the other one gained 900

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

what parasite seemingly exclusively infects zoomer men and Gen X moms to make them crash out in the exact same way??

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

this is my other marauder her name is Fern and she is a BABY. Do not let the axes fool you she is a friend to all. i know this is extremely rough but im just trying to bang this out so i can come back to it later and make it look legit. have i mentioned i love caves of qud

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

oh I forgot to mention that I finally got glasses after probably needing glasses for 39 years and I found out that I didn't have depth perception before this to anyone who knows me in real life, this will not be a surprise. I am exceptionally clumsy. BUT I WAS SURPRISED and thats all that matters

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Alright, i think i might be butting up against the edge of my artistic ability when it comes to … this. But this is Spike, my marauder who is half lady, half horse, half cactus. If i decide to go further i will post it but right now im like “yeah this is about where im tapping out”

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

you're telling me that you'd pay me $250 million to go live in a fantastic universe where, presumably if I survived long enough, I could befriend charming hyena-folk? I mean its a brutal existence but I'm pretty sure I could hang around Joppa + the outskirts with no issue

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

this is a very early preliminary sketch everyone meet Opuntia but her friends call her "Spike" dont mind the missing lines there's like five sketches under this because I dont know what horse looks like or how to draw multiple arms on a single torso.

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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

AI will never do silly right

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

im trying to draw my Caves of Qud character and it has me looking up the most insane reference images like - Saguaro Cactus - Horse 3/4 view - Cactus flower - Ornate hatchet - Quartz crystal large - Centaur - Centaur lady - Human hand holding hatchet - Cactus needle - Sacred geometry

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

me: lol what the fuck why is there wax here? me: [*collects it*] [sometime later] me: lol what the fuck why is there wax here? me: [*collects it*] [later] me: lol what the fuck why is there wax here? me: [*collects it*] [later] me: lol what the fuck why is there wax here? Frondzie: 🌱 me: ope...

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

today I wrote an essay at my job where I posited that I am part of some horrible human/AI centipede of digital content creation appleinsider.com/articles/26/...

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/08/2026

"cellar door" is old tech. the most mellifluous phrase in the english language in 2026 is "fiesta potatoes"

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

is it OCD or was I your dog in a past life and you had to put me down when I contracted rabies

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

ok so this question has me busting up bc it makes it seem like if you select "strongly disagree" you are lobbying for more crackheads. i think there's JUST enough crackheads on public transit rn

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

completely normal day for me just interfaced with the lead singer of train in the most awkward way ever

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I don’t have any context for this I just like it I just keep this picture on my phone to look at it

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I'm glad we have thin monitors now, I think they're for the best, but I miss going over to peoples houses and seeing if they were cool people (like my family) who put little figurines on top of their chunky CRT monitors my mom had two pewter wizards and some sort of gallant steed on ours

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

welcome to scenic erie Pennsylvania I dont know why it looks like that rn

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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 25/05/2026

I’m the main character on scientific Love Boat Suckin off benthic tube worms, call it Challenger Deep Throat

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🍔 hAMBERger helper 🍔 @hamberger-helper.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

side effects of taking up birding: i tried to take a nap today but I could hear birds outside of my window and i kept trying to identify them based on call and then i heard a woodpecker and i had to grab my phone and text my girlfriend (who I live with) that i heard a woodpecker.

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