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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer

@hamantaschendog.bsky.social
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Damn dog, this gospel writ on burnished rows of steel is 🔥

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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 1h
Michael Tracy
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 3h
Jon Ossoff destroyed this man’s testes with a ball peen hammer last debate, generously paid for his ball replacement surgery, and now is smashing them again
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 3h
(To be fair, visiting England during the 2006 World Cup and having a bunch of grown drunk Brits yell at teenage me about how the American goalie was gay also didn’t help my opinion of the Perfidious Albionese)
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 3h
For me it meant being Jewish while also hating the English (Irish father)
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 3h
Jesus Hubert Christ
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 3h
Small chance this ends Georgia’s status as a competitive state in a normal election lmao
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 3h
Gundam vs child with polio
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 3h
Is the question they are reviewing whether cooking for them constitutes material support? Because that… is pretty clearly material support
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 7h
Blew is real good!
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 8h
“Let’s just stiff the Pied Piper after he gets rid of the rats. What’s he going to do? Lure our children away with his pipe?”
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 11h
I asked him if he tried to fuck my wife and he said: “I mean, yeah probably, that sounds like something I’d do.”
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 13h
I don’t want to be “bullish.” I want to be “Winged Hussars breaking the siege of Vienna-ish”
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 14h
I see you haven’t given your special birthday boy a festive hat
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 14h
I think this may just be wood shavings at this point
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 15h
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s an adaptation of Dig Dug
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shane Gillis’ stand up is like if a Danny McBride character was just a real life guy and there weren’t any jokes
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s true. It’s been true all along.
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look, the KR was monstrous, but they DID have a sense of fashion
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Unfortunately a lot of people were happy to look away because he presided over rapid economic growth!
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Megyn Kelly has NEVER denied that she sucks human shit out of the asshole of a man dressed like Adolf Hitler every night
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Texas hospital releases public statement violating HIPAA for no reason”
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Strahan Cadell 🇨🇦🇻🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @quincunctial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mike Collins’s son-in-law approvingly posted swastikas online from Mike Collins’s house and Mike Collins’s response to criticism was: “That’s my family!” That’s a Nazi.
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Most of them are just playing candy crush
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There have been zero Trump trolls in DC since like May from what I’ve seen
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mishima Coup but it’s an autogolpe and less successful
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lederhosen Ombudsman
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They call airline food “goyslop” The best airline food is on Turkish Airlines, notably run by goys
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Goyslop isn’t real, but I think it should be invented and be the only thing these motherfuckers should be allowed to eat
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There’s shots movies and then there’s martinis* movies *not dirty martini, espresso martini, or anything other martini variant. I mean OG “gin and vermouth only” martinis
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of these days an ICE agent is going to get got because he didn’t identify himself, somebody will respond with reasonable force, and that person will get acquitted
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When this group of goons is ousted, and I do think they will be, there is going to be tremendous media noise about finding common ground and coming together. Absolutely not. I will not forget the people who helped hammer at the foundations of civil society and helped imprison and kill my neighbors.
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The news is that if this poll is accurate, Republicans are getting turbofucked in November
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I tried to find a reaction image for this but I don’t think one exists, holy shit
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the blood and soil guys are right to some extent. your heritage and birthright are being forcibly threatened by violent thugs. and that heritage and birthright is called a secular multicultural democracy with vague pretensions towards egalitarianism and lawful order
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t think throwing that towel is going to stop Ossoff
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
VA-02 at tossup? LMAO
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay but that system is still going to be there at the end of the day
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 09/10/2026
william tecumsah ossoff has the rebs on the run in georgia
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well I think those things are kind of the same thing when your enemies are deranged fascists!
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Depends on if it was a competitive race and if my abstention from voting could be meaningful. If it was a competitive race: yes. Also a Dem majority would be much less likely to actually enact any anti-trans legislation, even if individual members genuinely supported it
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If the alternative is as bad or worse then it wouldn’t be at you expense?
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s auditioning to be the person who ends Vance’s career
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Jon Walker @jonwalkerpdx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not enough of this "the person I'm on the stage with is a horrible monster of a person and I brought the receipts." Great to see
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: “Well your family fucking sucks shit.”
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He bragged about hiring underage sex workers when he lived in Russia
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have a better idea:
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Terrible Swift Sword Enjoyer @hamantaschendog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Noted admitted pedophile Matt Taibi?
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