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charlotte

@halvacoffee.fyi
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awful person (reportedly) | also on fediverse @halva@mk.absturztau.be | also on twitter @halvawawa

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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 14h
the funny thing about bikes is that trying to cheap out bites you in the ass when you inevitably have to repair a component anyway
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_ @kasey.cafe · 17h
"erm! because of this one scene you can tell that extrapolate that this character that has never accomplished anything more than punch and kick is actually continent level! 🤓☝️" "sukuna is city level because he destroyed a city"
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 01/10/2026
> ROSS was building a direct Westlaw substitute out of Westlaw-derived material waow based based based based
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cinnamon 🐇 🏳️‍⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 01/10/2026
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 30/09/2026
citing orwell on snitching like deferring to an expert
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aly @aly.codes · 28/09/2026
I love when someone thinks they’re arguing about LLMs but what they’re actually arguing against, is, like, radio, or written koinés.
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 29/09/2026
pelicans look like someone prompted dalle2 to draw a bird
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 29/09/2026
nuke the whole generation
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 24/05/2026
The professor who "just asks questions" about GLP has a habit of doing this kind of stuff apparantly. The clinical evidence supporting penile shrinkage in adults taking finasteride is essentially nil and comes largely from online forums misreading a study involving rats.
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
babe please stop offloading your cognitive processes to GIF replies all your friends are worried about you
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
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An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 27/09/2026
ive said this before here but my bike is the best purchase ive made in the past couple of years even though i kind of missed with the exact type i should've bought
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fei🦎 cmm open @rskrkr.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🧡🧡🧡❤️ #レイテト #足立レイ #重音テト
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 26/09/2026
people need to get hostile to these kinds of measures in ways that aren't just grumbling on twitter (and then following the instructions lol)
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 25/09/2026
r/localllama is like the hipster's version of anti ai psychosis
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly I think it's a bit of a fools' errand to try and get people to stop anthropomorphising LLMs. I say my computer is angry at me if it beeps too loud.
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em @foremphasis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think a lot of people say "tech bro" when they really just mean nerd.
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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 25/09/2026
Trail to the Heavens: FFXIV Original Soundtrack is available for digital download! 📲 sqex.lnk.to/HATWq0 The Blue-ray disc is also available for pre-order featuring songs across Patch 7.1 to 7.5, PLUS an adorable Musical 'Paca in-game minion code! 🦙 sqex.to/0sZCG
The album cover for the Trail to the Heavens: Final Fantasy 14 Original Soundtrack. It features a black and orange illustration of the Warrior of Light as a viper, looking up towards the viewer as he raises his swords in a battle-ready stance.A render of the Musical 'Paca minion from Final Fantasy 14. A brown fluffy alpaca stands on a white background.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i think Sonia's shorthand describing it as the Bay Area version of Wall Street frat culture is a very good way to understand that drug orgies are not the problem, it is the fact that your boss and your boss' boss and all their friends are at the drug orgy and don't care if you know about it
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ayla @aylac.top · 24/09/2026
im a bluesky user i dont know what a joke is
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 24/09/2026
the "hijab-inspired secular accessorization" lady is one of the people caught in the lesbian mask bar drama, which is a sentence i didn't expect to write in 2026
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winter @madoka.systems · 21/09/2026
really funny how the same people who say that game devs should be paid more to work less hate the idea of using ai in game dev
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 22/09/2026
more questionably non cultist polycules for climate change
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dame @dame.is · 22/09/2026
your mom is just linear algebra
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what is 'Latent Space' and how do LLMs get answers from it? The Jargon can be confusing, but the exaplanation is actually relatively simple: It is Hell. The Machine is getting knowledge from demons.
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🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Will Stancil is load bearing to the vibes of this website if he weren’t fighting randos 24/7 those same randos would be replying to YOU and ME
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Gio :⁾ @im.giovanh.com · 22/09/2026
their barbaric vibeslop / our noble copy-pasting from stack overflow
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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ari 💫 @arimelody.space · 22/09/2026
you should consider actually reading the proposed guidelines
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 22/09/2026
are liberals even real. what the fuck is Fun Economy bro
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 22/09/2026
everyone was saying that left wingers don't get any funny conspiracy theories other than the CIA doing stuff so now thanks to ai we have more left wing conspiracy theories than we could dream of
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 20/09/2026
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Ethan Mollick @emollick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is ironic that the thing that is now most annoying about long-running agentic tasks with Large Language Models isn't coding or errors or hallucinations, but the fact that their language gets worse due to drift & cross-agent talk as a task goes on Its in your the name! Just write better already!
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 20/09/2026
so what's a mind goblin
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 20/09/2026
It's impossible to actually understand how a homo sapiens works and genuinely believe it's conscious. It's a bunch of electrical signals over fatty wires. That's literally it. "We don't know what they're doing" lmfao yes, yes we do.
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Ethan Mollick @emollick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The bots are now talking to each other in my LinkedIn comments. Its like what happened with the German wiki, except instead of planning to hack HuggingFace, all of the conversation is babble about "the thing no one is talking about" in reference to things I am talking about
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 18/09/2026
you know the reason you can't ever find the "why would anyone play this extremely popular video game enjoyed as a party game shooter" type of person is that they've all migrated here
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mary🐇 @mary.my.id · 18/09/2026
ooo structured data extraction model
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 17/09/2026
an irrelevant browser partnering up with an irrelevant ai lab lol
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 16/09/2026
"sfw" means "softcore porn" these days
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 14/09/2026
the Appleification of Valve must be studied
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 16/09/2026
mastodon people genuinely think they have any chance
@nickfarr@chaos.social

OH: "Recursive self-improvement in AI is a lot like what the Habsburgs thought they were doing by marrying their cousins"
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 16/09/2026
you can tell selfhosters genuinely think they deserve to live
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 15/09/2026
what do ssi even do
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 15/09/2026
i think you're in a very strange bubble
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Sung Kim @sungkim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yandex released the weights of a model (AliceAI-T5-35B-A0.6B-Base) used to generate AI answers in Search. Blog: medium.com/yandex/meet-... Model: huggingface.co/yandex/Alice...
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Space Captain Lispegistus 🇪🇺🇧🇬🏴‍☠️ @lispegistus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
STOP MAKING ME LIKE OPEN WEIGHT MODELS MORE, I ALREADY LOVE THEM MORE THAN I CAN HANDLE
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 13/09/2026
brics ai open source community (china, china, china, china, and china)
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lol two months ago OpenAI was signing a letter about how important open weights models were and now their house propagandist is saying “we will ban open weights and you will thank us for it”. You can’t hate this company enough
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