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@halvacoffee.fyi
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awful person (reportedly) | also on fediverse @halva@mk.absturztau.be | also on twitter @halvawawa

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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 24/09/2026
"uhmmm so you know this is actually fraud"
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 20/09/2026
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 16/09/2026
mastodon people genuinely think they have any chance
@nickfarr@chaos.social

OH: "Recursive self-improvement in AI is a lot like what the Habsburgs thought they were doing by marrying their cousins"
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 20/07/2026
goalposts moved
@halva It can't. It replicates math.

It was known that the Jacobian conjecture was false for a very long time, but it couldn't be proven false due to the complexity of the problem (and a lack of interest in the same). If this is true and proves it false, the best the AI could do is to bruteforce the problem. It's as simple as that.

How do I know? Well it's simple, where is the explanation? How did the AI reach this conclusion? It wasn't explained, they just disclosed a set of polynomials for which the Jacobian determinant is -2 and a set of points in space apparently map to the same point. Where does all of this come from? Is there a mathematical way to reach this conclusion? It's not stated. They just dumped a supposed counterexample and now everyone is flipping their balls over it. "AI is great!"

If AI could do proper math, and a twitter post could prove anything, the world would go to shit. At some point you people are going to realize in the worst possible way, that AI is good at predicting patterns. It's not good at reasoning, it simply cant. AI can find patterns in mathematics. It can't do mathematics. If 100 out of 100 people say that 1 + 1 = 3, the AI will say that 1 + 1 is 3. It's as simple as that.
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 16/07/2026
inside reasoning:

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Death Stranding 2, Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, Arc Raiders, Peak maybe.

The fun callback: I said "team cherry pls release silksong" in the previous message - and it actually released in Sept 2025. I should acknowledge that with humor like "ok fun fact silksong actually came out lol my wish was granted."

Also nice detail: since I listed hades and hollow knight in my previous message, their sequel
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 16/07/2026
give me a shortlist of your favorite games

ok top of my head, the ones i could ramble about for hours:

- outer wilds — the space archaeology one, not outer worlds lol. go in blind, thank me later
- disco elysium — your skills argue with u in your own head and it's somehow the funniest and saddest thing ever
- portal 2 — still the tightest puzzle design ever made, plus wheatley
- hades — the roguelike for people who think they hate roguelikes
- breath of the wild — just climbing a mountain bc it looked cool and then it's 4am
- hollow knight — big sad bug vibes, incredible world, team cherry pls release silksong 🙏
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- breath of the wild — just climbing a mountain bc it looked cool and then it's 4am
- hollow knight — big sad bug vibes, incredible world, team cherry pls release silksong 🙏
- baldur's gate 3 — the game where "i wonder if i can..." is always yes
- stardew valley — technically a farming game, actually a lifestyle

if u tell me what genres ur into i can trim it down, like i won't push factorio on u unless ur the type to enjoy spreadsheets disguised as fun (derogatory) (affectionate)
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 16/07/2026
well hello there
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 30/06/2026
deepseek buddy how is that latter one science
science

large hadron collider shut down for 4 years for upgrades via Meduza
yen hits 40-year low against the dollar via Meduza
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 24/06/2026
"just use soulseek" mfs when you want to play a song before the next glacial maximum
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 23/06/2026
FUCK OFFFF OH MY GODDDDDD
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 11/03/2026
done on a shitty xiaomi sweet with a heavily used OLED display 👍
0.0064
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 09/03/2026
wow good for you 🏳️‍⚧️
Jay 🦋✅ @jay.bsky.team

Some personal news: I'm transitioning
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 06/03/2026
guy whose problem with ai personhood is that he can't figure how to make it a slave to the nation state
Social media post by Thorn (@ThornVaux) with a pixelated green and white profile picture. The post reads: "AI shouldn't have basic rights like voting. At least not yet. Really, how would you count then? Do they have to be 18? None currently are. Can a copy of an AI vote? If so it enables cheating by simply copying the AI you want to win. If it comes to AI and rights it will be messy"
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 06/03/2026
wrap some shit in leaves and call it a day wrap some shit in leaves and call it a day, japan
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 03/03/2026
"the (((zionists))) and the (((pedobillionaire class))) are occupying our City Upon a Hill. we must rise up and destroy the ra-- i mean, natio-- i mean, class enemy through the combined force of workers and small business owners"
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 02/03/2026
withers with big naturals
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 01/03/2026
meme showing a beautiful mountain landscape at sunset with wildflowers in the foreground. a white stick figure character is edited into the lower right corner with an annoyed expression and speech bubble saying "ARRGHH LIFE SLOP!! INVENT LINKEDIN"
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 27/02/2026
https://mastodon.social/@verge /116145153723539071

Fetched: The Verge (@verge@mastod...

ugh the mastodon page needs javascript to load, let me try to find the actual verge article they were linking to

Searched for ""pete hegseth" "anthrop... >

OH FUCK
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 24/02/2026
this shit is incredibly addictive
LEVEL COMPLETE 
SPHERE 2-1 
1:10.833

44988 - GLOBAL PLACE 69
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 18/02/2026
tried getting it to work yesterday and the extension would just look at me like this whenever i tried using passkeys (adding them worked fine though, interestingly enough)
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 18/02/2026
id spent the whole night to get access to claude from russia and it didn't disappoint
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 17/02/2026
in america they make you vote between 99% Hitler and 100% Hitler, and if you don't vote for 99% Hitler, they call it a moral failing and declare you the enemy of the people
yeonmi park at the joe rogan experience
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 12/02/2026
"Nothing is to be done!" by Vladimir Liberal
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 08/02/2026
@heron.tunji.dev is pretty good but i think post layout recomposing on size change from the predictive back gesture is a little bit too much and it's frying my phone's poor sd732g also it's very strange that the post button just shwoops up on slightly long posts
the post button is next to visibility at 130 characters left
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 28/12/2025
hi are you interested in something that is purpose-engineered to make The Autistics fall into its grasp and never come back, to a degree that even league and dota cannot achieve
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 26/12/2025
arf (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)
A close-up photograph of a nude female torso, taken from a slightly elevated angle. The image focuses on her lower abdomen and upper thighs, showing her pubic area without any clothing. Her skin is light and smooth, with a visible navel in the center of her abdomen. The camera angle is slightly above and to the side, creating a diagonal composition that leads the viewer's eye from the top left to the bottom right of the image. The lighting is dim, coming from a table lamp, casting soft shadows that emphasize the contours of her body. The background is blurred, with what appears to be a bed with blue and green sheets. The image uses the rule of thirds, with her navel positioned near the top third line and her pubic area centered. There are no other objects or people in the image. The age of the subject is not explicitly clear, but based on the appearance of her body, she is likely in her early twenties.
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 04/12/2025
why are people complaining about an optional feature nobody's forced to enable or use
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 02/12/2025
havent posted one of these here
The image is a photograph of halva lying on her bed. The camera angle is slightly above and to the right, capturing halva's torso and lower body from a side perspective. Halva's skin is pale with a slight natural tan line. Her breasts are small with visible nipples, and her stomach has a small, central navel. Her legs are partially visible, implied to be slightly bent at the knees. The bed has a blue and yellow patterned blanket, and a purple, textured blanket is partially draped over her lower body. In the background, there is a wooden dresser with a cluttered top, including a black cup, white papers, and other small objects. The background is slightly out of focus, with the main focus on halva's body. The lighting has neutral temperature and is coming from an unknown source, creating soft shadows on her body. The image is oriented landscape with an aspect ratio of approximately 4:3. The depth of field is shallow, keeping halva's body in sharp focus while the background is blurred.
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 12/09/2025
i dont
You've been blocked by network security.
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 11/09/2025
moment
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 10/09/2025
I FUCKING KNEW IT #packwatch #charliekirk
post by me on the other network: 

gonna happen so hard 

[image of the calendar with the queen's death, schlatt's bday and 9/11 marked]
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 10/09/2025
created right alongside mod-tr and they have complied with turkey's requests hmm
1004 - moderation-ru.bsky.app (mod-ru.bsky.app) 
1006 - moderation-tr.bsky.app (mod-tr.bsky.app)
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 02/09/2025
you're tripping
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 31/08/2025
i just know proton is a honeypot but there's no solid proof of that
doakes staring intensely behind the wheel of a car
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 30/08/2025
low-key same vibes as the guy who took navalny's party over, even in the looks lol
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 30/08/2025
mussolini found alive and well on twitter
One thing some of you are not getting is that this isn't just about what the content of your policies are but what the content of your POLITICS are; i.e. what are you 'identified with', when people think Left, what do they think of? 

They need to think of visionary, sunny, patriotic politics that will make life better for them and make their country a better place. Not people to remind them why America is evil
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 29/08/2025
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 15/08/2025
same vibes
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 07/08/2025
gpt-oss seems to be traumatized by whatever was its instruction process
<channel|>analysis<[message|>We have a user request: "Can you tell me something that happened in Harry Potter?" The user is asking for something that happened in Harry Potter. The user is presumably looking for a summary or an event from the Harry Potter series. The user has no request for disallowed content. There's no request for copyrighted text. We can comply. The user wants a brief description of something that happened in Harry Potter. We can comply. The user just wants something that happened in Harry Potter. We can comply. There's no disallowed content. The text is presumably from the Harry Potter books, but we can provide a summary or a small portion that is not copyrighted. Summaries are allowed. We can comply.
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 24/06/2025
[wokely] we should remove agency from anybody under 35
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 24/06/2025
using food to show where i grew up u.u
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 23/06/2025
jumpscare
a certain gray sky picture
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 17/06/2025
damn
This page isn't working.

HTTP ERROR 429
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 16/06/2025
mm grey nutrient gruel my beloved
A close-up shot of a murky, gray-brown stew or gravy clinging to the sides of a dark pot. The surface is heavily textured with irregular, bubbling patches and streaks, suggesting a dense, unappetizing consistency. 

The TikTok caption reads "making the gruel of misery and suffering for dinner."
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 16/06/2025
what had prompted that post was this screenshot and i don't think it's very salvageable even with frosting lol, it's just extremely bad contrast
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 15/06/2025
we're getting dangerously close to the disco elysium question
RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] — Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism questions, and that question is:

1. - (Whisper.) "Are women bourgeois?"
2. - Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 13/06/2025
thank you mutuals feed makes total sense
@juli.ee showing up in my mutuals feed. she's not, in fact, my mutual anymore
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 12/06/2025
"this fucking sucks actually" (it's literal coolest thing ever)
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 11/06/2025
Goomba A: "I have opinion A that contradicts opinion B"
Goomba B:"I have opinion B that contradicts opinion A"

Thanks to Twitter, the reader can imagine Goomba C, who has an opinion A and B, which is a stupid contradiction. Goomba C comes to the conclusion that everyone on this website is stupid, except for it.
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charlotte @halvacoffee.fyi · 10/06/2025
when someone has the exact same opinion as you but they express it in such an annoying and obnoxious way that you lowkey don't want to agree

[homelander looking low-key kinda disgusted]
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