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Hal (Supreme Friend)

@halpocalypse.bsky.social
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Who milks the milkmen? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 He/him | Ngunnawal land, Australia

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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d invest. I’d invest hard
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to figure out a way of monetising my hate for big tech and AI
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My red flag is that the sympathy I feel for someone making a mistake or getting in trouble is always dwarfed by the sheer relief it wasn’t me who messed up
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Am I excited for WoW Forever? Yes Do I think Skyborne are dumb addition? Yes Am I going to main a Skyborne Mage? Yes
Screenshot of WoW forever showing the Skyborne
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Blizz will literally do anything but give us high elves
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The R U OK? Day poster with Homer Simpson’s saying “I told you last year, no!”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for Erika tonight
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Core mechanics: - instead of Sanity, you are trying not to “Go Woke” - recover HP with “5 minute nap on the couch” (last 2 hours) - all injuries have a chance to “blow your back” - enemies include son’s progressive girlfriend, anyone in a queue, Uber driver (you suspect they are taking the long way”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My latest TTRPG Idea: Dad Quest - a dad roleplaying game A game where you play as a boomer dad and try to survive the modern world.
A mock of on an RPG showing days near a BBQ, tool box, beer, Sportsbet, and Sky News
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Hal from Malcolm In The Middle talks to his sons
ALT: Hal from Malcolm In The Middle talks to his sons
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not only is she a fan of the series, but she had the perfect mix of gravitas and intelligence with humour and charm. Like Capaldi, she reminded me of the classic Doctors. Her Big Finish audios are amazing and I pray she gets her own full season one day.
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My Doctor Who hot take is that Jo Martin has been the best actor to play the Doctor since the 2005 reboot and it’s a crime she had so little screen time
Jo Martin as the Doctor standing next to the TARDIS in UNIT HQ
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He’s free. Thanks for the love
A cat with a cone on his head
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pickles is having minor surgery to remover a broken claw. Please send him your love and snacks
A table male Siberian laying on his back
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s been two days and I’m beginning to suspect the PM isn’t going to announce a national day of mourning for Dolly Parton
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To many he was Frank-N-Furter or Long John Silver. To me, Tim Curry was Nigel Thornberry
Nigel Thorberry from the cartoon the Wild Thornberry’s
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Emotionally and physically, I’m just a Linux user trying to survive a Windows run world
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Grand Theft Auto VI leaks be like
A warning saying “you wouldn’t download a car”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I say this every time someone suggest I use copilot
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The tenth circle of Hell
A circle of the Microsoft 365 apps
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m not a huge sports guy, but when I am I tend to watch the women’s leagues like AFLW or the Women’s Super League. Aside from the games being solid, the games don’t have what ever this toxic shit is that seems to be mandatory in men’s leagues www.sbs.com.au/news/article...
sbs.com.au
What we know about the Sydney Swans alleged sexual assault investigation
Police are continuing to investigate a sexual assault report at a Melbourne hotel in the early hours of Monday morning.
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Well fuck... I was playing Silent Hill 2.
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me: It is what it is Also me:
A man pointing a gun in his own mouth
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy birthday to my little brother, @purgedkale.bsky.social
Hal and his brother in Pyongyang central
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Smashing my 2026 reading challenge btw
Goodreads reading challenge showing I have read 15 of 1 books (1500%)
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A man standing at a stall called “cum department” with a woman asking “do you have any cum?”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bloodborne - People focus on the difficulty of that game, but I loved the bonkers “what is happening and why is this happening” vibe of it
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever selected “other” so much in my life
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy Census night to those who celebrate
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think the quintessential “Aussie” trait is pretending to be laid back but actually being really uptight and conservative
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The only thing worse than finding a big spider is not being able to find it again
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You made it til Friday. Good job everyone
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Praise adblockers
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I felt this way about Regurgitator. I completely missed them during their peak when I was in school and am now a huge fan.
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I wish we could somehow force Elon Musk to personally go and collect all the trash he’s left out in space www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
abc.net.au
Defunct SpaceX rocket crashes into Moon at 8,690km/h
A stray piece of a rocket, the size of a school bus, has smashed into the Moon, likely creating a new crater.
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A cat saying “I hope I don’t go aw jeez today” next to the aw jeez factory
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Cats will relentlessly attack if for sleeping in five minutes past breakfast time and then look at you like this
A cat on a beanbag A cat on a couch
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just started playing Control. It’s amazing
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thanks. Good to be back
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Back from a social media break. I had wizard stuff to do
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
On 👏 a 👏 mission 👏
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What a combo
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Military officer on phone in control room
ALT: Military officer on phone in control room
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
open.spotify.com/track/3TGVyE...
open.spotify.com
Return to Sender
Ibibio Sound Machine · Return to Sender · Song · 2026
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Rest in peace
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Watcha playing?
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Unpopular but correct. Do not silence her
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Can’t believe they copied my Letterboxd review boxd.it/fhfSGj
A review for the Odyssey (2026): i wish i had something more meaningful to say right now, but i am at a major loss for words. several instances i found my body having a physical reaction to the pure filmmaking magic that i was experiencing. my eyes watered, my body began shaking, and i could feel an overwhelming visceral reaction consume me as ludwig göransson’s poetic composition flowed through my being. christopher nolan, thank you for making a film of such sheer ambition.My review for SpyKids (2001): i wish i had something more meaningful to say right now, but i am at a major loss for words. several instances i found my body having a physical reaction to the pure filmmaking magic that i was experiencing. my eyes watered, my body began shaking, and i could feel an overwhelming visceral reaction consume me as danny elfman’s poetic composition flowed through my being. robert rodriguez, thank you for making a film of such sheer ambition.
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Love Ween
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