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Hal (Supreme Friend)

@halpocalypse.bsky.social
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Who milks the milkmen? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 He/him | Ngunnawal land, Australia

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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 23h
Haven’t been on bsky much so thought I’d post of a pic of where I’ve been the last few week
Hal taking a self in World of Warcraft: Forever’s beta in the Skyborne zone
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Am I excited for WoW Forever? Yes Do I think Skyborne are dumb addition? Yes Am I going to main a Skyborne Mage? Yes
Screenshot of WoW forever showing the Skyborne
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The R U OK? Day poster with Homer Simpson’s saying “I told you last year, no!”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My latest TTRPG Idea: Dad Quest - a dad roleplaying game A game where you play as a boomer dad and try to survive the modern world.
A mock of on an RPG showing days near a BBQ, tool box, beer, Sportsbet, and Sky News
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My Doctor Who hot take is that Jo Martin has been the best actor to play the Doctor since the 2005 reboot and it’s a crime she had so little screen time
Jo Martin as the Doctor standing next to the TARDIS in UNIT HQ
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He’s free. Thanks for the love
A cat with a cone on his head
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pickles is having minor surgery to remover a broken claw. Please send him your love and snacks
A table male Siberian laying on his back
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To many he was Frank-N-Furter or Long John Silver. To me, Tim Curry was Nigel Thornberry
Nigel Thorberry from the cartoon the Wild Thornberry’s
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Grand Theft Auto VI leaks be like
A warning saying “you wouldn’t download a car”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The tenth circle of Hell
A circle of the Microsoft 365 apps
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me: It is what it is Also me:
A man pointing a gun in his own mouth
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy birthday to my little brother, @purgedkale.bsky.social
Hal and his brother in Pyongyang central
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Smashing my 2026 reading challenge btw
Goodreads reading challenge showing I have read 15 of 1 books (1500%)
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A man standing at a stall called “cum department” with a woman asking “do you have any cum?”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A cat saying “I hope I don’t go aw jeez today” next to the aw jeez factory
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Cats will relentlessly attack if for sleeping in five minutes past breakfast time and then look at you like this
A cat on a beanbag A cat on a couch
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Can’t believe they copied my Letterboxd review boxd.it/fhfSGj
A review for the Odyssey (2026): i wish i had something more meaningful to say right now, but i am at a major loss for words. several instances i found my body having a physical reaction to the pure filmmaking magic that i was experiencing. my eyes watered, my body began shaking, and i could feel an overwhelming visceral reaction consume me as ludwig göransson’s poetic composition flowed through my being. christopher nolan, thank you for making a film of such sheer ambition.My review for SpyKids (2001): i wish i had something more meaningful to say right now, but i am at a major loss for words. several instances i found my body having a physical reaction to the pure filmmaking magic that i was experiencing. my eyes watered, my body began shaking, and i could feel an overwhelming visceral reaction consume me as danny elfman’s poetic composition flowed through my being. robert rodriguez, thank you for making a film of such sheer ambition.
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The scene where the Doctor uses a cloak to pull a hissing (but barely visible) Dalek from it’s case was genuinely fucking terrifying to watch as a kid
Screenshot of Doctor Who “the dead planet” where daleks approach the doctor and companions
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The reason I was offline is because I got stuck in the Backrooms. I’m fine now but I got scared by some upside down chairs and a pool
Hal taking a selfie in the Backrooms
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A picture of Hal on a static background with the words: “Sorry I have been offline for a while

I still love you

- Hal”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I made this to express my love for MicroSlop
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Everyone: the algorithm advertised this funny temu product lol Me:
A suggestion for a page where Ugandan General Muhoozi declared that any contractor who leaves potholes on newly constructed roads after being fully paid by the government will face severe consequences. “If I see a pothole after we have paid for construction of a road, that contractor will pay with his head.”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Back Rooms (2026)
Scenes from the Simpsons that look like scenes from the movie Back Rooms
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Second piece of “art” for the day
A fantasy picture of three adventurers walking to a portal titled “ciggy zone”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Please enjoy my painting of a Showk (shark cow)
A paining of a Showk at a zoo
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Them: “Why are you so anti ID/Authentication?” Me:
A news article entitled: White House launches alien-themed website that allows users to track arrests made by ICE
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Enjoy life. Enjoy the internet
A photo of Hal on a computer with the words “You can be anyone online so be yourself (except on sites that require ID verification)”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
More tips for inner peace
A glitched out picture of Hal holding dumplings next to a guitar that says “be true to yourself, lie to authentication software.”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Follow for more happiness tips
A picture of Hal drinking a bubble tea with Kim Jong Un near the words “Enjoy Yourself - Give False Information”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’ll never forget the episode when Brum used the N word
A warning for the show Brim stating that the language and attitudes may reflect the time of creation
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A pirate on a keyboard
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I can track my depression cycles by seeing when I redownloaded this meme
A cat leaning over a sad cat asking “you good?” with the other cat saying “no”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Fun fact: blocking your parents on all social media will limit* what they can criticise you for *but not prevent
Misato from Evangelion doing the peace sign
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
When BlueSky doesn’t like my posts
Kids laughing at a sad girl
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Further decorated my new laptop so people can see I have a cool and fun personality
A laptop decorated in band, Simpsons, and cyberpunk stickers
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Gottem’
ABC News story: 

Labor budget includes $1.5 billion on SCARNON

When asked what is SCANRON, Treasurer Jim Chalmers replied, “not much. What’s going on with you?”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Monday, fellow humans
Three men giving thumbs up by a burning building with corporate logos near them
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶
viagr aboys (2025) by Viagra Boys
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day to those who celebrate
Marge Simpson dancing
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Long nerdy post alert ‼️ ‘How I switched to Linux and told Microsoft to go fuck itself’ - A Hal Story #Linux #Gaming #Friendship
Hal surrounded by Linux distro logos, money and computers
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Milhouse being x-rayed in the face
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hey everyone
A picture of Hal giving thumbs up by a guitar saying “You’re doing Great! Proud of You. Keep at it!”
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It’s bread.
Heather from Silent Hill 3 in Pokopia
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Gonna be working from Brisbane for a few months, so it’s time for…
A picture of Hal in the Gold Coast with pictures of a crocodile, pineapple, rugby player, and Clive Palmer
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Being the only white guy at a party and telling the aunties you’re not hungry
John Wick surrounded by guns
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
To those who celebrate
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Futurama screenshot of the first robot to qualify for a boat loan
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Hal (Supreme Friend) @halpocalypse.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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