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Hallie Tibbetts

@hallietibbetts.bsky.social
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Reading-editing-writing. Formerly funny. Sometimes angry. Loves late nights, NWSL, stompy boots, puns, big stories, octopodes, snacks, pajamas. Swipes right for Oxford comma. Let's gum up the works. she/her 💫🪐🌈⛈️🚉🦕🦞🐙🪼🌮🗽🌋🗻🚀🎢🧳🎆📚🐸

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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am delighted about the recent agricultural failure! No, really, the bot farms being down has wildly changed the comments even in "better" spaces online, and it's like having a clean window. Hope it continues, because I prefer reality.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is my kitty trying to attack the light fixture because it's wiggling, but she doesn't know how to make a meow with sound (unless separated from her kitten friend; then she screams).
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The thing about Hastert is he was a real pioneer in GOP coverups for sex crimes, especially involving children. He deserved many fewer years.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I guess I was still a child when I encountered "The Raft" from Creepshow 2, which is the only Stephen King that actually scares me (though I will give an honorable mention to The Stand, which I read while staying home from school with the flu).
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I did have to be carried out of the theater screaming when my small town had a special showing of The Empire Strikes Back because: Yoda. youtu.be/M15V1owAVYw?...
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Master Yoda's Advice | Official Compilation
YouTube video by Star Wars
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is still the scariest thing I have ever heard. youtu.be/xOe81XC9DSI?...
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Dr. Seuss Green Eggs and Ham
YouTube video by Beetlemuse
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you liked Bring It On and Pitch Perfect, and perhaps even Stick It, you will like: Best of the Best (2026).
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Ms. Magazine @msmagazine.com · 23/09/2026
As doctors stopped prescribing hormone replacement during menopause, an uptick in fatal UTIs began. Why did FDA warnings against estrogen persist for decades? #MsReads via @usatoday.com
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Exclusive: FDA warnings persisted as UTIs turned deadly in menopause
Menopause increases the risk of UTIs which can lead to sepsis and death in older women. For years, the FDA discouraged the one drug that could help.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Newsom has a great social media team, and that's it. He needs to get out of the way.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On my third summer of growing my own food, and here's the entirety of my harvest.
A handful of shiso leaves, basil, and dill; four baby tomatoes, a sprig of parsley, a nasturtium and a marigold bloom, and a single pattypan squash.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Aw, I figured this was coming after her husband passed. Sad to hear that someone who gave back so much after finding success is gone. youtu.be/pW2TgGy5gjY?...
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Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You (Live)
YouTube video by ShoutFactoryVEVO
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Waiting for the USDA/FDA to recall billionaires because it's not safe to eat the rich or something
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
A 9K square foot ballroom is a really big room. You'd seat 500, 600 people in one for a banquet. I know a few nice spaces bigger in the US, but much bigger and you're looking at a convention center floor, a warehouse... A 90K square foot ballroom is a disastrous waste of money.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Okay, I haven't 100% verified, but I think it's a Purina One. It should not be this hard to figure out! The shape should be on the package! Just like we invented the Gerber kid to show us that baby food is made of babies!* *I might be wrong about this.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Help! Can you visually identify this kitten food? (Maybe cat?) My guess is Meow Mix or Friskies, and it would be nice to switch it up in a more planned way than "the Ziploc you came with ran out." Cat:im is purring while chomping.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Something we're not gonna do is stir up internet rage about anybody except the people actually documented doing an evil, okay? Especially when we're giving the evil the ability to electric shock you with bonus haptic feedback for those good endorphins (for them).
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This week is making me feel like some kinda privacy radical when I'd have said I was just middling.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well, if you're thinking about a movie night and The Princess Bride fits the pirate theme, let me tell you, my siblings pointed out that if you need something to be iocane powder... www.benefiber.com/fiber-supple...
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Benefiber Powder - Original | Benefiber Fiber Supplement
Learn all about Benefiber Original powder, a clear, taste-free, and completely dissolvable prebiotic fiber supplement that helps your digestive health.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Seeking: movies you'd classify as pirates or having a pirate theme in some way, particularly if it's not something that immediately comes to mind, such as Time Bandits (1981 version).
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I just feel like if you're out here full-on posting about how you're a proud no-vaccines family, I get to say whatever I want about your negligence toward your children and everyone else's children, and of course people who actually, legitimately can't vaccinate and need to be safe from your yuck.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Okay, the idea of shareholders suing companies for copyright infringement during development of AI is a really fascinating concept. Especially when you extend it to corporate incompetence, and especially if your IPO comes back to bite you. lunch.publishersmarketplace.com/2026/08/shar...
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Shareholder Sues Nvidia For Damaging the Company With Improper AI Training - Publishers Lunch
A lawsuit has been filed against Nvidia executives and board members over using of copyrighted work to train AI models, brought not by authors or publishers, but by a Nvidia investor. In stockholder d...
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I tire of people who become defiant when asked to do bare minimum, non-intrusive safety actions so as not to kill other people. Admittedly, I also tire of people who won't complete other short-term actions that may or may not mildly affect their own comfort so that other people can avoid death.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
At my house, a question about coconuts resulted in a deep dive about drupes and the realization "Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't" is in fact a lie
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Halftime thoughts: she should kill MORE.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The greatest thing You'll ever learn Is just to love And to attach a safety pin to the inner seam of every new item of clothing you acquire
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just the other day: we should get a shop vac! Today:
A copy of a book titled Mr. Flood's Last Resort by Jess Kidd, surrounded by wet carpet and piles of leaves and debris.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There it is. #concerned
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Porque no los dos Really. DINOs out; Ds get back to party ideals and stop being led around by PACs and corporations.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I certainly have never wanted to dress up as a couch for halloween
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm skipping England-France to watch the Portland Frogs vs the Seattle Jimothys.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I really had a nice time catnapping this stray, who stayed with me for about six weeks learning to be an inside cat again after an unknown period of living outside. (He looks crabby, but is possibly the sweetest little cat muffin I've met.) (He was probably surprised he was gonna get neutered.)
A stray black and white tuxedo cat meowing seemingly angrily on front of a hand-lettered, half-bitten sign that reads "Welcome to your luxury post-surgical retreat REVENUE [his alias]." At the time, he did not know he had an appointment to be neutered.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I've been so distracted by the wankery about the beautiful, talented actresses cast in The Odyssey that I somehow missed you were going to want me to believe Mr Spacepotato was Odysseus Lol
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Margaret Wise Brown is well overdue for a biopic. I've often said that if she'd been a man, there would be multiple movies already.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Not Dr. Grant. 🙁
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Sam Neill in Jurassic Park: Life Found A Way
Alt: Sam Neill in Jurassic Park: Life Found A Way
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Imagine dying neither as someone about whom people could express love nor as someone people would break into the champagne stash for.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
On this auspicious morning, I made a modest donation to the Lost Ladybug Project, www.lostladybug.org, continuing outreach and education for the citizen science survey, ladybug conservation efforts, and expansion of native ladybug restoration projects across North America.
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Lost Ladybug Project
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Having American flag jello
A fork holding a bite of jello striped with alternating white, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I already wore my shirt that says "I've had crunchwraps more supreme than this court" this week, and I don't want to live in a world that requires it be clean at any given moment.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Somebody didn't read the whole series. 🌨️
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The supreme court doesn't have an enforcement arm, you know
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The Timberland Regional Library system helped me live countless imaginary lives and never once questioned what I checked out. I hope people who live and work there can overcome the weirdo installed board that does not represent the (mostly) "you do you" coastal community.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This beautiful lullaby of a book has been on my TBR for some time, but has been out of stock or checked out when it came to mind. Would make a lovely book for any young child, and especially for anyone with an affinity to the Arctic and its people.
Cover of Sweetest Kulu, written by Celina Kalluk and illustrated by Alexandria Neonakis. A sleeping child in a fur-lined onesie-type outfit (probably with a name I just don't know!) is watched over by a mother and baby polar bear, a pair of snow buntings, and a musk ox.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No matter where I am in the world, I'm probably thinking about a snack only available on the other side of it.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The "I can fix him" trope, but for bugs
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My guess is AI/LLM or someone buying to digitize and sell ebooks (while hoping any copyright holder won't notice); you only need a few copies to sell for each, and you assume the occasional book will take off.
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.
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Kelly Robson @kellyrobson.com · 25/04/2026
The Banff Centre's Futurisms Residency is now open for applications, with faculty @shereereneethomas.bsky.social, @nalohop.bsky.social, and Joshua Whitehead. www.banffcentre.ca/programs/lit...
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Futurisms Intensive Writing Residency 2027
This residency supports writers exploring potential futures, perspectives, and narratives.
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Hallie Tibbetts @hallietibbetts.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I like to read this discover feed. Unfortunately for you, I remember things when I see a word-for-word post that someone else made hours before. I search to verify. Then I block.
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cubosh @cubosh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
NASA just published a fleshed out plan for how they are going to build a permanent moon base which will involve 73 moon landings beyond the Artemis program bonus: the graphic design of the document is perfection www.nasa.gov/wp-content/u...
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