iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I love to see my grandparents because they still have so many of their things from when I was a kid and it’s just so comforting. How lucky am I? 44 years old with grandparents.

My annual mum-goes-away trip is booked. Going to Ottawa and doing a little road trip up to North Bay with my mum to see my grandparents and my aunt and then I get a few days with sister after we drive back. No one has ever been this excited to go to North Bay, Ontario at the end of October.

150

It was only 3 hours. Ha. It wasn’t even particularly painful.

160

Kids get a decent paycheque these days. $18.25 an hour for minimum wage. I didn’t even make that much when I stopped working. Lmao.

1120

They get so cranky. It’s kinda funny. Idk I just go at 7am and then it’s just me and a couple old men and there’s time to bullshit if you want (they definitely want).

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 9h

Love texting with my kid.

Kid: JUST GOT PAID 🔥🔥🔥
Me: Can I borrow 20 bucks?

4330

I’m saving it to show Leif so that he feels better about his millions of white hairs.

060

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 9h

FOR REAL ITS JUST LIKE KIT KAT Even curls like her whiskers.

040

Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 9h

You guys, this hair from my head got caught in my glasses. IT IS WHITE. SUPA WHITE. LIKE OLD PEOPLE HAIR.

8240

There is exactly one person in my grad class who I go out of my way to visit. I would do a 50 year reunion with him. I’m gonna make a note of that. Visit Tristen in 2050.

180

Oh boy, almost three figures, but not quite! Two figures!

020

I can’t fathom giving a shit after FIFTY YEARS. Lmao. Catch me on a beach somewhere.

1110

Oh, I think that’s still awaiting confirmation because he’s not on the list. So maybe they’ll change their mind because everyone hates him. Or maybe they’ll consider that a selling point, because it’s kind of their thing.

110

There’s a OneBC candidate in my riding and it’s this local scumbag realtor who was just very publicly stirring an unnecessary pot in the municipal election. Really scraping the bottom of the saddest barrel.

110

I am dunking liberally buttered baguette in it. Best time of the year.

070

Soup Season week 2 features this chicken cauliflower chowder that I left in the hands of my husband and he did a pretty decent job.

3130

All this effort to improve cancer treatments just so we can stop getting vaccinated and kill cancer patients with measles instead. 🙃

060

Wait are you saying nobody died for me to lose the ability to buy garland for my staircase in October? That wasn’t the goal? Lol.

130

You all don’t even have Thanksgiving this month. Americans should be all over Halloween.

060

lol I was looking at Christmas stuff at Walmart yesterday and some guy wanders into the aisle and loudly says “this should be illegal until after Remembrance Day. It’s disrespectful to veterans.” Almost bought something just because he said that, but technically I did not need anything.

150

It’s a good thing I’m not going back to office work because I legitimately don’t understand any of this beyond knowing that it is objectively hilarious.

1130

Whatever you do, do NOT read The River is Waiting by Wally Lamb.

Like does the peer pressure work for them ever? It doesn’t work on me. Chad, I don’t actually care if you think I drive like an old lady. I guess I’ll see you in the ECG lab when your persistent rage inevitably damages your heart. 👍

170

I think the people who tailgate me are super weird. You want me to get a speeding ticket and pay hundreds of dollars so you can get to work on time? I don’t even know you. Get your shit together.

1100

Yes, I went back home to get them because the gym without music is a fate worse than death.

4110

Me: haha look at me at the gym early in the morning like an organized person! *no headphones in bag*

1120

Listen, he’s gonna say something on the internet, okay? Lmao.

I have been tagged so much re: this. I am so blessed.

1100

Was this tonight’s game? I’m just a little confused because surely it wouldn’t be a very big game. Isn’t it just a regular game?

240

In this dream scenario I am also the only good billionaire because yes, I will actually need a billion dollars.

020

It’s no biggie for me because I was already not drinking, but it’s pretty huge for my husband. It’s day 27. 🙂

140

RIGHT ON! Hope you have a glutenless treat for celebrating! My house recently became alcohol free and I’m looking forward to celebrating these anniversaries.

130

Whatever the tooth fairy has in her purse. It was a 5 dollar bill this time. Jackpot.

020

I Believe is more of a banger though and then you’d get to drop the line about god changing his mind about black people. That was cool that he did that. Big ups, Mormon God.

1180

I have had Two by Two from Book of Mormon stuck in my head for days. I think I’d break into song.

1160

Your titties name is Titties plus the month you were born.

1110