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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 6h
Stuck these in the drink fridge with Leif’s sparkling water and now I just have to impatiently wait until he gets home on Friday.
A four pack box of Solly’s Kraft Dinner flavoured cream soda.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, this again. I can’t wait for it to keep happening.
OTVNEWS
Teenager rescued from B.C.'s Widowmaker' after getting stranded using Al instructions
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can pay a photographer a bunch of money, but my fave wedding pic will always be this low-quality selfie we awkwardly took with a digital camera.
Smiling newlywed selfie. I was a brunette at the time. Not a grey hair in his head. He got a little dimple.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no just saw this. I missed out! Maybe they will trade me for the Rogue.
An ad for a 2009 Pt Cruiser. Silver. A fine automobile.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am being watched.
A wee black dog in a cream coloured sweater (with hood and pom pom) peers at me from behind a tan couch cushion. One eye is obscured by fur. Tongue is just barely visible.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love texting with my kid.
Kid: JUST GOT PAID 🔥🔥🔥
Me: Can I borrow 20 bucks?
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You guys, this hair from my head got caught in my glasses. IT IS WHITE. SUPA WHITE. LIKE OLD PEOPLE HAIR.
A close up pic of a supa white hair.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Soup Season week 2 features this chicken cauliflower chowder that I left in the hands of my husband and he did a pretty decent job.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it..
AI pic saying URINE IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING 

BATHE IN IT 

SOAK YOUR FEET IN IT
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Science fact of the day:
Classification
The presence of an anal scent gland and associated sac is one of the most important anatomical features that differentiates mongooses from members of the family Viverridae-the group of small Old World mammals that contains civets, genets, and linsangs-in which they were formerly classified. The classification below
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We went on a big long walk to a pet store and he picked a toy and then carried it back to the van all pleased with himself.
A shepherd-y type puppy on a leash, carrying a ridiculous spotted skinny blue elephant toy thing.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s soup season, nerds.
A bowl of roasted tomato basil soup with cream drizzle and basil chiffonade.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You guys you guys this mom and baby are going prom dress shopping next week. How did this happen? What a wild ride. She’s such a cool person.
A very young version of my white blonde lady self doing a selfie with a curious round faced 4 month old baby in a white shirt with cherries on it I think?
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I simply cannot.
A “voter research services” poll asking me who I plan to vote for in the provincial election and my typed hahahahahaha response that should be interpreted as maniacal laughter.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The thing about Richard is that he is a man magnet. All men feel compelled to stop and admire him and remark upon his handsomeness. I think when men picture a manly dog to do man things with, they see Richard.
My handsome brown and white shepherd-y pup in the trees and leaves. Both ears are up because he is paying attention to mother. Mother has treats.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She is ready.
A wee white snooted black dog in a red sweater with attached black and white plaid skirt.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got paw on me.
A brown and white puppy paw rests on my cozy fleece wearable blanket thing. He loves me so much.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Came home tonight and there were a bunch of these guys on the driveway.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Feeling sorry for anybody that didn’t spend this morning hiking in the trees with a handsome fella.
A brown shepherd-y puppy looks back from his place a bit further up the trail in a pine forest.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She was a good one.
A black dog with floofy ears sits snuggled up in her favourite sheepskin rug. The best girl.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tick tock please get his ass
A countdown to November 3 (1 month, 12 days, 15 hours and a bit)
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
44 years old and still too immature to find boner lube lying around the house.
A purple tube of Yamaha trombone slide lubricant
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m all out of popcorn because I’ve been watching too much BC politics. Fucking Rustad is out of the party he created. Lol. Incredible stuff.
British Columbia • Breaking
3 more MLAs 'no longer affiliated' with B.C.
Conservative Party: clerk's office
B.C. Legislative Assembly website says B.C.
Conservatives have 25 MLAs
Katie DeRosa • CBC News •
Posted: Sep 18, 2026 12:02 PM PDT | Last
Updated: 18 minutes ago

MLAs Trevor Halford, left, Claire Rattée, center, and John Rustad, right, are no longer affiliated with the B.C. Conservative Party, according to the Office of the Clerk. (B.C. Legislature)
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey @emilymandel.bsky.social look what was waiting for me at the bookstore today! 😍 Now I just have to fight the kid off because she’s gonna try and take it.
A beautiful new copy of Exit Party, a novel by Emily St. John Mandel
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Like…hello?
Look, it’s Talarico saying he would vote for a national ban on trans surgeries for minors and you saying “I think he should”.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Look at these two besties. At least Richard is pretty sure they are besties.
A shepherd-y dog and tricolour kitty on a couch next to each other, viewed from the top.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
LMAO If I never had to do any kind of housework ever again, I would be the happiest woman on earth. wtf is this nonsense?
…and that some degree of gender-norm conformity in regard to housework can positively affect women's life satisfaction.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol she’s so much better than all of you
A floofy and heavily whiskered tuxedo floof cat perches atop her tower, nose turned up at the peasants below.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oops! No Newfoundland! Yes, I searched all over Walmart for one of these.
A pink Hilton exercise book featuring a Newfoundland-less map of Canada.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Walking in the trees with my dog in the rain is top tier. Richard says why would you step on the frogs when you could just eat them?
A brown and white shepherd-y puppy looks up in a confusion below a sign posted to a tree that has a no-squashing-frogs-with-your-shoe symbol. That’s a thing.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If I was Ted Cruz I would simply never be seen or heard discussing anything to do with September 11th again.
That blonde woman with the glasses and the orange-y red blouse looking all scandalized. The one from the porn clip that Ted Cruz liked on a 9/11 anniversary.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In lieu of first day of school pics, here is Jenkins. And Tuna’s butt.
A wee black dog with increasingly white snoot and big floof ears looks up at the camera, to fur hanging out. She is standing next to the butt of a much larger black dog.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Butts.
A tricolour chonk cat and matching puppy are curled up together for couch snoozes.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Little buddy was kind of mad at me for picking him up and moving him off the road, but he was about ten seconds from getting smooshed, so I can live with that.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fascinating stuff.
An increasingly German shepherd looking puppy chews on a piece of wet bark.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My kid said I was “such a millennial” for taking this pic. Excuse me, but that’s an internet sensation.
A middle aged woman with curly light brown hair makes a really stupid face next to that spooderman poster that got famous.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@ Matt @mcgarveyma.bsky.social • 6m
Joined Sep '23

You fucking dolt. No. I'm not triggered or crying like you snowflakes. I live in the real world. Simply put, I was simply stating a fact.
But sadly, I am now wrong because your post is the dumbest one today. Congrats snowflake!
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bro is raaaaging
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Richard poses on his walk to remind you that the world is still beautiful.
Happy brown and white puppy stands in some clover and whatnot. Ears are mismatched. Same puppy looks back from a big meadow. And now he’s on a trail in the trees.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Triangle.
A greying black wee dog rests her head between two couch cushions. Her ears stick out such that her head is a triangle. Perma blep on display.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We are reading for Dolly.
A young girl who definitely picked out her own outfit (Christmas themed pants and yellow floral rubber boots in August) sits on a giant foam snake in the children’s section of a public library. She’s gonna find out who wins the ultimate shark rumble.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
THE NICU AND RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE??? And the antivaxxers will be like “blah blah if the vaccine works why do you care if *I’m* not vaccinated?”.
The news of the deaths comes on the heels of a Pennsylvania hospital saying on Friday it was responding to a potential measles exposure from a visitor in its neonatal intensive care
unit.
Geisinger Medical Center in Danville, located in northeastern Pennsylvania, said the visitor was present on the hospital's campus from 5 p.m. ET on Friday, Aug. 14, to 6:30 p.m. ET on Monday, Aug. 17, and later tested positive for the virus. The individual reportedly only visited the NICU and Ronald McDonald House in Danville during that timeframe.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
lol
• Joined Jul '23
Protect English as a language? That's not a thing we do.
日》。
Halibut @halibut.bsky.social • 4m
• Joined Jun '23
Okay, substitute it with any other cultural thing of value to you.
Sparkle Monica
@monicacarmean.bsky.social
• Joined Jul '23
There's no such thing as culture that needs protecting.
6:50 PM • Aug 22, 2026
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social • 53s
• Joined Jun '23
Your indigenous friends will be happy to hearMy reply is now showing as bring a reply to “post not found”.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wow humans finally invented a machine that’s faster than people.
BBC NEWS
Watch: Moment humanoid robot beats
Usain Bolt's 100m record
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
She’s been waiting patiently for someone to ask, tbh.
A tiny and greying black dog sits on alert, tongue hanging out. She is ready to fight the wasps.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Also what does this mean? Like a plant? Is that it?
Snippet of a Trump Truth: 

“always has been! Marjorie Taylor Brown (Green turns to Brown under stress!)”
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was curious about what he was saying about our fucked up trade situation (nothing!), but just about lost it when this is the ad right under his profile.
Trumps profile on Truth Social followed immediately by an AI ad selling ivermectin for 75 cents a tablet 
It features a pic of Fauci and reads: 
PLEADED THE 5TH
PROTECT YOUR FAMILY
DON’T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Grabbing burgers before for our pre-walk picnic and I look out the window and see Richard like this. Beep beep.
A brown and white puppy sits in the drivers seat of a minivan and he is super happy about it.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
13 years ago Leif came home laughing because he acquired a t-shirt for our oldest that he thought was super funny and then all three girls wore it and outgrew it and I couldn’t get rid of it. Yesterday I turned it into art that he can display in his office.
A square canvas painted very dark blue with a cut out from a t shirt of a greyscale cat wearing a pink helmet with blue stars and his little ears are poking out and he is staring into your soul.
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Halibut @halibut.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Make sure you get yourself a husband who doesn’t forget to send you a picture of the giant beaver when he drives through Beaverlodge.
Just a massive sculpture of a beaver sitting a chewed up log. Blue sky dotted with clouds. A Canadian flag waves patriotically on the left.
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