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Marlicious Complianthal

@halfshiksa.bsky.social
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Former: gymnast Current: writer in tech Future: sassy Jewish ghost

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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing like almost playing drop it with your curious dog and a dead squirrel to get your blood pumping
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate so much that Zelensky has to be nice to the withering bag of shit in charge of my country so that Ukraine can continue to fight for its survival
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Using ai for malicious compliance is extremely my vibe
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine knowing so little about the industry you purchased that you think Skydance is a more prestigious name than the 100 plus year old film studio you bought. Failson is off to a great start 🙃
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man the DNC campaign ads just make themselves at this point
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Announcer: 1 nothing Yankees do you want it any other way? Me: yes I want this to be such a blowout Nick Swisher comes back to pitch the 8th.
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh good the Quibi guy has another moronic idea
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bye daddy, thank you for the house and lada I’ll never forget you!
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I swear the only thing enjoyable about the internet lately is dog videos and Andrew Tate whining about prison conditions in Miami
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who wants him to die more her or us
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 22/09/2026
GoFundMe continues to be a lens into the modern American dystopia. From jacobin.com/2026/09/infl...
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gonna need a sharpie to fix that one
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dude seeing Mamdani sad is like taking joy from a golden retriever
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe don’t bring your incontinent pug into a restaurant if there’s any chance she pees on the floor and you decide to walk away.
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The two genders
A tombstone flanked by 2 vases containing orange flowers Living ghoul Mitch McConnell
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jared Kushner looks like if he asked ChatGPT to make him a real live boy but his prompting skills are really, really bad.
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man, I didn’t know you aged into being a sick, deluded freak (in my 40s)
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 12/09/2026
It’s giving
A 9/11 memorial that the person is saying um Fresno state is this messed up or am I tripping and it’s a 9 with a pentagon in it, and for the dash it’s an airplane flying into the 11 which is the twin towers. Never forget project www.yaf.org young America’s - and you can’t really see much more on the sign
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
These Casey Patterson roasts have gotten fucking bleak
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
WE HAVE THE (recalled) MEATS
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s a little too coincidental that after it comes out that Trump bought beef trimmings from ??? That Arby’s suddenly has a “steak nugget” sale
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AI jira tickets from an exhausted PO being forced to spend more time for gibberish on a ticket while doing eleventy billion other things they were told would be optimized by a robot but actually take twice as long…
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You know it really sucks how we have mass kidnappings on the daily in this country by a government agency but the thing that will bring about any sort of radical change will be when gasoline makes it too expensive for clowns driving Suburbans to go to Buccees
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are the 5,000 dollar checks in the room with us right now meme
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Should I do a deepfake so my mom thinks I’ve reconciled with her? Everyone at work says I need to get better at ai and why not do it on my terms
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Omg. As also an Italian Jew I am…shit I’m never speechless
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Looking forward to Trump’s gruel-consistency brain telling a bunch of first responders he did 9/11 because he wanted his building to be the tallest or patriotism or whatever
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! “The upper class keeps all the money and pays no taxes. The middle class pays all the taxes and does all the work. The poor are just there to scare the shit out of the middle class.” - George Carlin
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Good of Donald to share the results of his most recent cognitive test.
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Imagine having to tell him that looks good with a straight face
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How downright Putinesque
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's not enough to just take this shit down in 2.5 years. We've gotta desecrate it. Flip it over and turn it into a halfpipe. Make the sides of it a dog park so something can piss and shit on it. It's the only way out of this. President AOC, I will make this happen free of charge.
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Quick, someone get this POS a bag of recalled saline solution filled with fiberglass lol
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The brilliant minds behind “there’s no Covid case surge if you don’t test!” are at it again
theguardian.com
USDA reportedly shelves cyclospora research amid relocations and fund cuts
Trump officials shuttering three projects on foodborne parasite, two defunded by Congress, Politico reports
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Went to Lidl today in search of dish soap and batteries and I came out of there with a pie pan and instant oatmeal what even is that place?
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I guess you can’t shame us about avocado toast anymore cause eggs and guac got recalled
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just an fyi gonna give this guy a treat every time he pees on the delivery robots they’re about to flood my neighborhood with…you know, assuming we’re back at home anytime soon.
Bear a tuxedo front dog grinning in a park
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Exciting new FBI hiring announcement incoming!!!! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“AI has arrived in American life and communities across the country as a giant turd mountain. No one wants it; it makes everything worse when it arrives; and it’s been pushed and backed and cheerled by the absolute worst people in modern American life.”
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When my grandmother was alive she always had a current photo of the pope framed in her home. She died before she could vote for this human stain a third time. She would have though.
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
YOU KILLED THE WRONG PERSON FROM HOME ALONE 2, GOD
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man fuck cancer
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In my dreams I too am worth eleventy kazillion dollars
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Anthropic to Tell Investors It Has Potential Revenue of Basically the Entire US GDP
Sure, why not?
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Grocery prices are skyrocketing and children are dying from preventable diseases, but this’ll fix his polling numbers! 🤦‍♀️
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dude the sex dungeon episode of last chance castle is mad weird
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It is frustrating trying to be an honest, considerate, hardworking person, when many signs indicate it is much more lucrative right now to be a liar and a grifter with no moral core or ethical framework for daily life. I just hope these people eventually get what they deserve.
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 24/08/2026
Zelensky: 35 years ago, Ukraine restored its independence. “Happy holiday to the great people of a great country. Happy Independence Day of Ukraine. Glory to Ukraine!” #Ukraine
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Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m worried it’s not enough
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