Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nothing like almost playing drop it with your curious dog and a dead squirrel to get your blood pumping 110
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I hate so much that Zelensky has to be nice to the withering bag of shit in charge of my country so that Ukraine can continue to fight for its survival 000
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Using ai for malicious compliance is extremely my vibe 000
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Imagine knowing so little about the industry you purchased that you think Skydance is a more prestigious name than the 100 plus year old film studio you bought. Failson is off to a great start 🙃 120
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Man the DNC campaign ads just make themselves at this point 030
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Announcer: 1 nothing Yankees do you want it any other way? Me: yes I want this to be such a blowout Nick Swisher comes back to pitch the 8th. 001
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh good the Quibi guy has another moronic idea 000
Reposted by Marlicious ComplianthalDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life. 14195342206
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bye daddy, thank you for the house and lada I’ll never forget you! 010
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I swear the only thing enjoyable about the internet lately is dog videos and Andrew Tate whining about prison conditions in Miami 000
Reposted by Marlicious ComplianthalAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 22/09/2026GoFundMe continues to be a lens into the modern American dystopia. From jacobin.com/2026/09/infl... 16225
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dude seeing Mamdani sad is like taking joy from a golden retriever 2352
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Maybe don’t bring your incontinent pug into a restaurant if there’s any chance she pees on the floor and you decide to walk away. 000
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Jared Kushner looks like if he asked ChatGPT to make him a real live boy but his prompting skills are really, really bad. 020
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Man, I didn’t know you aged into being a sick, deluded freak (in my 40s) 100
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026These Casey Patterson roasts have gotten fucking bleak 000
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’s a little too coincidental that after it comes out that Trump bought beef trimmings from ??? That Arby’s suddenly has a “steak nugget” sale 000
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026AI jira tickets from an exhausted PO being forced to spend more time for gibberish on a ticket while doing eleventy billion other things they were told would be optimized by a robot but actually take twice as long… 010
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You know it really sucks how we have mass kidnappings on the daily in this country by a government agency but the thing that will bring about any sort of radical change will be when gasoline makes it too expensive for clowns driving Suburbans to go to Buccees 110
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Should I do a deepfake so my mom thinks I’ve reconciled with her? Everyone at work says I need to get better at ai and why not do it on my terms 000
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Omg. As also an Italian Jew I am…shit I’m never speechless 120
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Looking forward to Trump’s gruel-consistency brain telling a bunch of first responders he did 9/11 because he wanted his building to be the tallest or patriotism or whatever 000
Reposted by Marlicious Complianthal𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day! “The upper class keeps all the money and pays no taxes. The middle class pays all the taxes and does all the work. The poor are just there to scare the shit out of the middle class.” - George Carlin 19782412606
Reposted by Marlicious ComplianthalDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Good of Donald to share the results of his most recent cognitive test. 1249265
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Imagine having to tell him that looks good with a straight face 000
Reposted by Marlicious ComplianthalBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's not enough to just take this shit down in 2.5 years. We've gotta desecrate it. Flip it over and turn it into a halfpipe. Make the sides of it a dog park so something can piss and shit on it. It's the only way out of this. President AOC, I will make this happen free of charge. 3044735726
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Quick, someone get this POS a bag of recalled saline solution filled with fiberglass lol 000
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The brilliant minds behind “there’s no Covid case surge if you don’t test!” are at it againtheguardian.comUSDA reportedly shelves cyclospora research amid relocations and fund cutsTrump officials shuttering three projects on foodborne parasite, two defunded by Congress, Politico reports 000
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Went to Lidl today in search of dish soap and batteries and I came out of there with a pie pan and instant oatmeal what even is that place? 100
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I guess you can’t shame us about avocado toast anymore cause eggs and guac got recalled 000
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Just an fyi gonna give this guy a treat every time he pees on the delivery robots they’re about to flood my neighborhood with…you know, assuming we’re back at home anytime soon. 010
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Exciting new FBI hiring announcement incoming!!!! 😵💫😵💫😵💫🫠 010
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“AI has arrived in American life and communities across the country as a giant turd mountain. No one wants it; it makes everything worse when it arrives; and it’s been pushed and backed and cheerled by the absolute worst people in modern American life.” 000
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026When my grandmother was alive she always had a current photo of the pope framed in her home. She died before she could vote for this human stain a third time. She would have though. 010
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026YOU KILLED THE WRONG PERSON FROM HOME ALONE 2, GOD 020
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026In my dreams I too am worth eleventy kazillion dollarsgizmodo.comAnthropic to Tell Investors It Has Potential Revenue of Basically the Entire US GDPSure, why not? 020
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Grocery prices are skyrocketing and children are dying from preventable diseases, but this’ll fix his polling numbers! 🤦♀️ 010
Marlicious Complianthal @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dude the sex dungeon episode of last chance castle is mad weird 011
Reposted by Marlicious ComplianthalKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It is frustrating trying to be an honest, considerate, hardworking person, when many signs indicate it is much more lucrative right now to be a liar and a grifter with no moral core or ethical framework for daily life. I just hope these people eventually get what they deserve. 533233662
Reposted by Marlicious ComplianthalNOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 24/08/2026Zelensky: 35 years ago, Ukraine restored its independence. “Happy holiday to the great people of a great country. Happy Independence Day of Ukraine. Glory to Ukraine!” #Ukraine 21994235