Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 15hDude, it's so disheartening to see how jiu-jitsu is absolutely filled to the brim with scumbags. Sex offenders, enablers, and nazis have no place in the sport 1112
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Alaska Sealife center has a new baby walrus and I'm going to be obnoxious about it 2140
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comWill Ferrell: This Is Your Fault Golf SceneALT: Will Ferrell: This Is Your Fault Golf Scene 010
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hey, just so we're all on the same page, everyone in that group chat needs to be something somethinged 141
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Society: "Violence is never the answer." Also society: *consistently and systematically removes all other available answers* 030
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026youtu.be/mj1dd0Kcq8A?...youtu.beWheeler Walker Jr. - Fuck This JobYouTube video by WheelerWalkerJrVEVO 230
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Look, there's not that many of them. If everyone would just get them all into one place and promise to be real cool about whatever happens next I will gladly fix all this. 040
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Same, I check in a few times a week, but definitely not like I was on Twitter. Its super great to see you though!! 110
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hahaha that was 100% me 🤣🤣🤣 one of my favorite things to post 010
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Flip it over, get her out, restaple the bottom. Flip the couch back over and it slips out of my hand, just as she runs underneath it, smashing her flat it. I have never encountered an animal with so few preservation instincts. She's fine, but I'm sure she learned nothing. 2/2 050
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Had to pull the bottom cover of the couch off to fix a spring that came loose from its anchor. Get it fixed, buttoned up, and flipped back over. Start hearing mysterious sounds. Cant find cat. Accidentally entombed her in the couch. 1/ 1110
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh no, he did some awful shit, but nothing that warrants this reaction 110
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026🤣🤣🤣🤣 perfect!static.klipy.comIt is the American Way!ALT: It is the American Way! 030
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026#VoteBluestatic.klipy.comGonzo Muppet's Expressive Faces and OutfitsALT: Gonzo Muppet's Expressive Faces and Outfits 130
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Money on Trump merchandise to break with a hammer. That's probably why Michelle is so yoked. Just all day, every day John Henry-ing Trumpy bears until they can finally pass out at the end of the night. 3/3 140
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Literally be destroyed because some people couldn't handle a black president. The anger and disbelief must be beyond anything you or I could comprehend. Like, I bet he is just constantly smashin' fucking dishes. There has to be a rage room built onto his house, where he spends all his Netflix 2/ 140
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don't think there is anyone on Earth I'd rather have a true, no holds-barred conversation with than Obama. That has to be one of the most singular experiences in human history. Imagine crashing through one of the most reinforced ceilings in the history, and then watching the world 1/ 140
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Jesus christ if he we're a Dem we'd never hear the fuckimg end of it 250
Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ok, like, for real though, no one is gonna be super sad about AI wiping us out, right? Look what we've fucking done to the place. We would never get our security deposit back! I don't know if AI will be better, but man, we're leaving a pretty high bar for it to be worse. 020
