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Halfsies

@halfmt.bsky.social
270 followers 149 following 963 posts

Semi-professional bastard

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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mr. Steal Yo Girl over here
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Alaska Sealife center has a new baby walrus and I'm going to be obnoxious about it
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I gotchu
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This, but the rich!
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Flip it over, get her out, restaple the bottom. Flip the couch back over and it slips out of my hand, just as she runs underneath it, smashing her flat it. I have never encountered an animal with so few preservation instincts. She's fine, but I'm sure she learned nothing. 2/2
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My time to shine
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WHY ARE WE LETTING SOCK PUPPETS RUN THIS COUNTRY?!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The fucking audacity to constantly ruin my life, but also look like this.
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And dumb ones at that! Like god damn, I could at least understand how Dr. Doom got into power. But this would legit make the worst comic book cover ever
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look at the size of that fucking Yosemite Sam hat!! Why is everyone involved in this administration's nonsense some kind of weird, uncanny valley caricature of a person?!?!?
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Life as a shop steward:
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tell me you cant see yourself here, somewhere tropical, shitty Hawaiian shirt, .45 in your waistband, brokering information with criminals and rogue intelligence officers.
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's like matter and anti-matter together
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day!!!!
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In the meantime, may I offer this elegant solution:
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"My hero!"
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Behold! The beauty of nature!
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you have a couple hours to kill, this is an amazing history of it open.spotify.com/episode/4qUg... open.spotify.com/episode/2HSb... Even wore my red bandana to work today! ✊️✊️✊️
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Behold, I am become sleeping bag, snuggler of cats."
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I truly don't care what you say, this is better than ANYTHING that came out in the Renaissance.
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Join a union
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The amount of mileage I've gotten out of this meme in the last decade is so fucking disheartening
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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