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e. koster

@halflife.bsky.social
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ACK! NO! i mainly like games, insects, and ancient lit.

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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 17h
remember when they quietly buried osama bin laden at sea so as not to stoke his sympathizers’ emotions? think of it like that. mass shooters already expect to die so theres no point ‘making an example out of him.’ it /could/ make him into an even bigger martyr figure than he already is, though.
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 19h
or ‘reading all the way to the third bullet point.’ Wow.
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If it helps the co owner once did fraud at a health fair where he injected 1100 people with fake flu shots (just water)
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
even if we do assume only adults’ connections and feelings matter, for the purpose of this thought exercise, babies do not live in vacuums and their deaths would totally fuck up the lives of their associated adults. i cant believe that never occurred to him at any point. its really baffling
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the ancient romans
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
‘kids back in my day didnt get mental illnesses’ the kids back in their day:
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
customers when you opened 10 minutes ago
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
targeting hp is how to target rowling. she’s not my next door neighbor. but she relies on the money fans give her to do harm.
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
trans people are subjected to over 4,000 hate crimes per year in england and wales alone, and according to surveys 84% of trans people feel unsafe in the united kingdom. but sure, pressuring people to stop supporting one of the major voices for anti-lgbt laws is the real problem here.
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yes the actual transphobic laws going into place in peoples countriee are more important than cyberbullying
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s worth it. if the series loses popularity because it’s not cool to like it anymore, this will affect jkrs bottom line, and she will have less money to funnel into the real harm shes doing.
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
exactly! so ‘doing something about it’ = making it embarrassing to support the products that supply her the money shes used / is using to attack trans rights.
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ok but in what context could that possibly matter? its like saying ‘look it’s a chicken nugget, how can it be anti-lgbt! it doesnt have slurs printed on it lol!’ and ignoring where the restaurant donated the proceeds. the effects of something do matter unfortunately. we live in an ecosystem.
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how am i supposed to explain tall babies to my children?
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Joel @sentantiq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PSA: Greek Anthology “When I’m dead, the earth can be f***ed by fire. It means nothing to me since I’ll be totally fine.” Ἐμοῦ θανόντος γαῖα μιχθήτω πυρί· οὐδὲν μέλει μοι· τἀμὰ γὰρ καλῶς ἔχει.
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they must have a super privileged life in general tbh
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hes animorphing into a gibbon
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

(image of a cat bathed in pink/purple light looking up at a giant screen with a sexy cat on it)
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had a prof who let us skip a problem of our choice on every exam and still receive credit, but instead of writing ‘skip’ or something we would indicate this by writing ‘roll tide,’ an alabama sports slogan. it became a serious moral dilemma for my classmates who supported rival teams.
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
don't like to engage in finger-pointing, but everything is this ant's fault
Macro photo of an elongate, wasplike red and black Harpegnathos ant with long jaws standing in a white field facing a much larger human fingertip
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ive ‘seen stories’ of a reindeer who had a very shiny nose
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, like a cartoon mobster. or maybe heathcliff is a germophobe and he wants the mice to be food safe.
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects.
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nevermind is it widespread, its impossible; their bodies would have to be as quick as fruit flies’. do we know a fruit fly didnt post it?
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I listen to the radio but im sometimes unaware of big artists because i listen to good stations 🕶️
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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Following in her big sister's footsteps
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
interesting.. these are french sour patch kids
VERY BAD KIDS EXTREME at the paris airport
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
candy too. VERY BAD KIDS EXTREME!!! maybe in french ‘very bad’ is almost like an english loan phrase
French sour patch kids called VERY BAD KIDS EXTREME from the paris airport
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Aysha 🔜 Cancon @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weirdly I don’t remember any smug, scolding articles after the 2025 Super Bowl when a bunch of people claimed to have never heard of kendrick lamar. Wonder why that is
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
By Aleksander Lindeberg
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Jenny Tayla @jennytayla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🔸Roman Mosaic of a Skeleton Holding Wine Jugs, 1st Century AD. Photograph by Marie-Lan Nguyen/Wikimedia Commons.
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
aw no, thats so scary! i worked in a hospital at the time & had to get all these vaccines, tuberculosis test, etc. so i figured i was up to date on everything but apparently my tdap lapsed and i was unaware. it was so miserable! i got pneumonia from it too.
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
unfort the TDAP vaccine also covers diptheria and pertussis which are contagious. idk much about diptheria but pertussis is very dangerous for infants. ive also had it as an adult! it was not awesome! the vaccine is safe but even if it werent, id take my chances on it before id go through that again
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 21,1953
P1- NANCY IS WATCHING THE TELEVISION WITH HER DOG POOCHIE 
NANCY: YOU WATCH THE TELEVISION WHILE I MAKE LUNCH
NANCY GOES INTO THE KITCHEN 
P2-POOCHIE IS WATCHING A PET SHOW ON THE TELEVISION 
TELEVISION SHOW HOST:THIS IS THE PET PROGRAM WITH A DAILY HINT
P3- THE TELEVISION HOST IS PUTTING A DOG IN A TUB OF WATER 
TELEVISION HOST: TODAY I SUGGEST YOU GIVE YOUR DOG A BA--
POOCHIE IS FRIGHTENED SEEING THE DOG GETTING READY TO HAVE A BATH
P4- POOCHIE QUICKLY TURN OFF THE TELEVISION… CLICK 
WHILE LOOKING TO MAKE SURE NANCY DIDNT HEAR THE TELEVISION HOST
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
as a third grader i had a real gamer moment with this one
domino traverses the carnival level in 102 Dalmatians Puppies to the Rescue (2000) for the PS1 and PC
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James Harvey @ The World's Finest @worldsfinest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Superman: The Animated Series episode "Mxyzpixilated" debuted on this day (Sept. 20) in 1997! An absolutely hilarious introduction to Mr. Mxyzptlk, written by Paul Dini, this jaunt finds Superman dealing with a troublesome imp from the Fifth Dimension! #SupermanTAS #Superman
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i looked it up, in the 19th century it was called obama, it means leafanimal in tupi. but there are 3 animal species named after barack obama
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
no in the context of her virginity i just like bringing up that shes actually very sexually active, she told me her stories from last weekend and they were wild
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
its all headcanon. shes not real, shes not even a human’s lovingly crafted oc. shes as much a virgin as she is banging journalist tyler cowen’s dad.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Preds fan but i think it looks neat
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i want to see a fursuit of this guy
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the second panel says ‘don’t don’t’
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Its ok she uses she/he pronouns :)
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
m.youtube.com/shorts/UVvhw... they share a cinematic universe
m.youtube.com
Greg, Pass This Idiot
YouTube video by RM Videos
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🎃𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐒👻 @chronocrump.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy 57th, Scooby-Doo!
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes perfect
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e. koster @halflife.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not Killing Off The Lesbians In The TV Show I’m Writing To Combat The Trauma I Experienced In My Youth, and idk i havent read fabulous bodies yet
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