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Anastasia Beaverhausen

@halfgingbehr.bsky.social
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Neurospicy cat dad, alleged adult, runner, and sci-fi nerd. California sober. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍🌈🐻 in Floriduh. They mostly come out at night, mostly. NSFW-ish.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Greetings from one of my favorite places.
Bear at the beach, with hat and sunglasses.Sunny day on Sanibel Island.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't technically live in Texas just yet, but will be headed there soon.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Everyone else is doing it so... wonder what different hues of green would be involved in my Virgo stellium. 🤔
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Euphoria sans Labrinth just feels completely different... mind you, I'm only 14 minutes into S3E1.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
🤞🎉
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. — Yippee Ki-Yay...
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Heated Rivalry. That's all. That's the skeet. 😳😭❤️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Heated Rivalry is going to be the (emotional) death of me. And these TikTok edits! The one with the club scene from ep 4 and playing "Party 4 u" instead. 🥺😭
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
So many people coming out as Spotify users is 👀. Granted, Apple doesn't have clean hands either, but yall really out here still paying for ICE ads?! 🙅‍♂️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I see your f*gg*t and raise you one 🚬🌈🍑.
My 🌈🍑 top artists of 2025 from Apple Music.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Allendale United Methodist Church (at night) in Saint Petersburg, Florida.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
Shitter's fullHey Siri, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell.The ending is going to hit *SO* much harder this year.Is it even Christmas if Hans Geuber doesn't fall from Nakatomi Plaza!?
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If you see this, post an album cover with a vehicle on it.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers." 🤖✨
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a cartoon robot is saying `` that does not compute ! ''
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Openly gay men, over age 30, talking about their preferences on this app but then disagree when someone suggests (correctly I might add) that you sound demisexual... crazy thought, but if you don't want to hear other's comments, don't post it on the internet. 👀🙄🙅‍♂️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
And this is why I tell people that I am a human tree. 🤓
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Literally always. 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I'm sick of reading hot takes on the internet. First a lady on TikTok saying you're "weird" for supporting animal rights vs. human rights, and then one here saying the working class does not have enough time (ie, it's a luxury) for exercise. Go touch or smoke some grass yall. 👀🙄
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Post a movie gif from the year you were born.
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a woman in a wig says look at me i 'm sandra dee !
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Depending upon who you are, I might actually listen, otherwise this is 💯 poomang.com/en/t/mycore_...
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Drop some STAIRCASES
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I manage adults, who manage adults, who give experimental medications to real, live humans.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I just deleted all Meta apps and Twitter (I'll dead name that platform for life) from my phone. And if TikTok does go dark tomorrow, I'll have an inordinate amount of "free time" again. Let's hope the next 4 years won't be as bleak. 🥹🥺
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Calling all trekkies! Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
"And you, and you, and you, you're gonna love mmmmeeeeeee..."
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy... 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️💯
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
If you see this, do it! 💕 • name: Phillip • pronouns: he/him • height: 6'4 • sexuality: gay • sign: Virgo • piercings: 1 • tattoos: 2 • fav color: blue • fav drink: sweet tea • fav animal: cats • MBTI: ITSJ
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Since 1978.™️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Certified 🚬
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you see this, post a bunny.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
No GAY has all 6: - A Job ✅ - Good relationship with father ❌ - Neurotypical brain ❌ - Ability to top ✅ - Driver’s license ✅ - Ginger ✅ (only half, but was born with a full head of red hair)
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I... 👀🤷🏼‍♂️
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President of the Antifa Hair Club For Men @nachosinabox.xyz · 10/11/2024
You know who yall are
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Reskeet with a perfect album that came out when you were 16.
Album cover art for Madonna's 1994 release, Bedtime Stories.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Now playing: 10cc, I'm Not In Love.
A clear night, soaking in the hot tub.
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Bruin @bruin.slut.dog · 28/09/2023
Today’s mood
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
🔥
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Signal boost! psydye.net
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