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@swampdonkey.bsky.social
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30-something married gaymer. Huge nerd. Fur dad. Xbox/Steam: Pr0tonPh0ton

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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey I’m still alive 👋
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Watching the Poop Cruise documentary to affirm my desire to never go on a cruise.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Watching Star Trek is so much easier if you don’t have more than a high school level understanding of physics, but god damn if it isn’t comforting🖖
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Expedition 33 🥲
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
My entire feed right now
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Blessed be the Pride.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If Walter Goggins doesn’t win an Emmy for The Righteous Gemstones, we riot.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Gotta remember to call him.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Looking forward to an evening with my queer family after a bullshit week 😮‍💨
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Kids are gonna throw 20’s parties where everyone just wears a mask and has no money.
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☃️ Benji ಥ﹏ಥ @benjamminexe.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Living here would fix me
A map showcasing every geological term
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
4 albums that serve as an introduction to my taste
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Condragulations to all the restaurant employees out there. You survived another Valentine’s Day!
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narcissusxNYC @narcissusxnyc.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in: The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico”
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Gate keep and travel logistics.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
F🫶ck American Airlines. Thanks for the free night stay in DC though.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Oh eat a whole fucking dick.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
The Loss Prevention guy at Burlington watching the fitting room cameras.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I had an experience in a Ross tonight that definitely would have made Delta Work go TF off.
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Ch1b1.9 @ch1b19.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
www.gamesradar.com/entertainmen... Yes, this, please.
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Wicked star wants to play Storm in the MCU and explore the X-Men character's "inner turmoil"
Cynthia Erivo wants to play Storm
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Box art for the game “Eternal Darkness - Sanity’s Requiem” for the Nintendo GameCube.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, and then we’ll take it higher… HOE!
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Succumbing to peer pressure and getting into Marvel Rivals.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 06/01/2025
We’re aware of the bot followers. We know it’s really irritating for yall. The blade runners are working hard and we’re looking at bigger steps.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Cannot wait to play hours of Solitaire on this baddie.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Sl*t shaming myself as I shovel boneless wings into my wh*re mouth.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Mom just casually mentioned she got snuck into Studio 54 at the age of 14. Love getting drunk with family 🧡
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Just so you know, this is how your email finds me today.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Just had a 20 minute conversation in a public setting without realizing I had it on speaker the whole time. I will spend the next few days checking my mailbox for my AARP welcome package.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Ok, fine…
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It’s not Friendsgiving until you play light as a feather, stiff as a board.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
🧡 @horatiolivestv.bsky.social
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
HELP! I saw a coworker on Sniffies (immediate block, because awkward) and now I can’t stop thinking about his massive cawk when I pass him in the office 🫣
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Iced coffee and M&Ms for lunch as God intended.
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a woman in a pink shirt is drinking from a cup while holding a baby
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is drinking from a cup while holding a baby
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Please, we’re begging you! We have so much culture and *gestures wildly* connectivity! All the cool kids are coming back to the office! You don’t wanna miss out on this!!!
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It’s a Goldfrapp kinda night.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I threw up on these streets
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Dawn 🌙 @upuntildawn.net · 16/11/2024
Fuck “skeet” I’m saying queef there are no rules
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Coming back to work on a Friday after a week off? Yeah, that was smart. No notes.
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Gerald Bottoms @geraldbottomsxx.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
What are you looking at? 😉
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Seated.
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
It’s actually required here on Bluesky to let your crushes know you wanna fuck
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Me looking at the 50% off candles at Target.
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pepper, now with wings 🍉🦇 @descovyschild.slut.dog · 11/11/2024
the last thing ur butthole sees before i devour it
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Oh.
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Post rave carb therapy 🤤
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Penises @penises.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
it’s pronounced ”bluski” with a slavic accent btw, just so we’re all on the same page
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Bear Emoji @swampdonkey.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
In this house, we STAND for the flag!
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