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Anastasia Beaverhausen

@halfgingbehr.bsky.social
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Neurospicy cat dad, alleged adult, runner, and sci-fi nerd. California sober. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍🌈🐻 in Floriduh. They mostly come out at night, mostly. NSFW-ish.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday handsome! Hope you have a wonderful day! 🎂🎁🎉
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yes please. 🐽👅
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Greetings from one of my favorite places.
Bear at the beach, with hat and sunglasses.Sunny day on Sanibel Island.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hopefully. I'd prefer to live in California again rather than Texas, and visiting the rest would be nice.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nothing in particular. I used to be a road warrior for work and never had any assignments for those two. Also haven't been to Alaska or Hawaii yet, so those are the last 4 states on my list to visit. 🤓
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't technically live in Texas just yet, but will be headed there soon.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm so very sorry for your loss. 💔
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Everyone else is doing it so... wonder what different hues of green would be involved in my Virgo stellium. 🤔
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Euphoria sans Labrinth just feels completely different... mind you, I'm only 14 minutes into S3E1.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Let me help you with that, sir. 😏👿
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
That’s a 🍑 I’d like to sample. 😏
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Happy birthday!! 🎂 🎁 🎉
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
🤞🎉
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I know which package I want to unwrap. 😏
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. — Yippee Ki-Yay...
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Heated Rivalry. That's all. That's the skeet. 😳😭❤️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
6'4 reporting in... who's got my check? 😜
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Heated Rivalry is going to be the (emotional) death of me. And these TikTok edits! The one with the club scene from ep 4 and playing "Party 4 u" instead. 🥺😭
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
So many people coming out as Spotify users is 👀. Granted, Apple doesn't have clean hands either, but yall really out here still paying for ICE ads?! 🙅‍♂️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I see your f*gg*t and raise you one 🚬🌈🍑.
My 🌈🍑 top artists of 2025 from Apple Music.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I'm waiting for it to warm up a little bit more (chilly outside today for where I am in Florida), but have a 3 mile run planned for the afternoon and I'm sure my legs will be happy to have the extra fuel to burn as well. 🏃😎
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I've strictly adhered to a Ketogenic meal plan for the past 20 months, so my GI tract is also none too pleased with my sugar & carbohydrate intake from yesterday. Regardless, it was delicious to splurge and I'm back to the usual diet today, so my stomach can just deal. 🤓
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Allendale United Methodist Church (at night) in Saint Petersburg, Florida.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
"I'll play the victim!"..."All your life." 🤣❤️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Happy birthday!! 🎂🎁🎉
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
Shitter's fullHey Siri, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell.The ending is going to hit *SO* much harder this year.Is it even Christmas if Hans Geuber doesn't fall from Nakatomi Plaza!?
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Congrats Thom!! 👏🙌❤️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Happy birthday!! 🎂🎁🎉
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If you see this, post an album cover with a vehicle on it.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers." 🤖✨
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Openly gay men, over age 30, talking about their preferences on this app but then disagree when someone suggests (correctly I might add) that you sound demisexual... crazy thought, but if you don't want to hear other's comments, don't post it on the internet. 👀🙄🙅‍♂️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Happy birthday!! 🎂 🎁 🎉
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
And this is why I tell people that I am a human tree. 🤓
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I ❤️ throat hugs! 😈
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Literally always. 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Please, sit on my face. 😈
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I'm sick of reading hot takes on the internet. First a lady on TikTok saying you're "weird" for supporting animal rights vs. human rights, and then one here saying the working class does not have enough time (ie, it's a luxury) for exercise. Go touch or smoke some grass yall. 👀🙄
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
::BEAR HUGS:: to you Pete and so very sorry for your loss. 🫂❤️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Happy Birthday, Thom!! 🎂🎁🎉 Hope you have a wonderful day and thank you for being you! ❤️🤓
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Please, sit on my face. 😈
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
"Spin around, Ninjas! Double doors, open!" My friends and I have enjoyed this gem for many years. 🤣
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Post a movie gif from the year you were born.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Depending upon who you are, I might actually listen, otherwise this is 💯 poomang.com/en/t/mycore_...
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Drop some STAIRCASES
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Happy birthday!! 🎂 🎁 🎉
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @halfgingbehr.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Happy birthday!! 🎂🎁🎉
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