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Ben

@halfemptiest.bsky.social
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Getting my social media fix with ~25% less fascism

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Ben @halfemptiest.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
After mandated T testing was insufficient, Hegseth requires units show up 30 minutes early to PT for ‘individual unit roasting’
Getting some red light on the junk
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Ben @halfemptiest.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
To be fair, sometimes they’re just besties with Christ
A neurosurgeon and his equal
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Ben @halfemptiest.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Pope is weak on crime, too much reconciliation with this guy. Turn the other cheek? Not with our mandatory minimums.
Old man yells at pope
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Ben @halfemptiest.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Stationed at the epicenter of crime, the DuPont circle red line stop. If you are even able to make it through that glazed fortress, what awaits you is a Panera with more mid food than you can imagine. Meanwhile tenants in their 3k a month luxury apartments cast down upon you, ready to strike
National guard protecting our most sacred American institution, the corporation
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Ben @halfemptiest.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Seems like it should be higher, the 2010s were pretty rough, especially the end of the decade. The lions last couple of seasons pushed me down a bit, plus the red wings dynasty that’s long gone
Detroit sports have been ass
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Ben @halfemptiest.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I’m hearing from sources that this time Ken rented a party bus to drive to New Mexico for a mistress abortion party
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Ben @halfemptiest.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
You don’t support these tariffs? What are you, a pussy? Look at this fuckin pussy over here, can’t even pay 50% more for goods and services
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Ben @halfemptiest.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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Ben @halfemptiest.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
RFK should bite it in one of innumerable ways, top cause the brain worm reproducing and Zerg rushing his brain
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Ben @halfemptiest.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m Spartacus
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