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Lauren Haldeman

@haldini.bsky.social
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not going to lie, i'm much better here: www.instagram.com/laurenhaldeman

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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
i read it over and over
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
badass
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
i wanted a helly (helena?) and mark make-out scene so bad and i got it
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
mountebank!
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
i wanted a helly (helena?) and mark make-out scene so bad and i got it
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
i wanted a helly (helena?) and mark make-out scene so bad and i got it
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
i wanted a helly (helena?) and mark make-out scene so bad and i got it
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
i wanted a helly (helena?) and mark make out scene so bad and i got it
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
i wanted a helly (helena?) and mark make out scene so bad and i got it
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
i wanted a helly (helena?) and mark make out scene so bad and i got it
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
the whole show is so damn beautiful
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
“more will be revealed” is my rallying cry. keep going, you dingdongs
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
it’s just that we’ve got a lot going on right seneca ok?
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
my new year’s resolution is seneca’s worst nightmare
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
anyone else get stuck in the bottomless dimension that is dec 26-30? tell me. it’s like a floating 13th month right?
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
his name was frank
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL? I ONCE TOOK A LYFT
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
follow me on instagram you monsters! www.instagram.com/laurenhaldeman
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
HOLD ON LOOSLEY AND DON'T LET GOOOOOOOOO
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
comic for ya
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
see you there tomorrow for the ceremony
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
“sometimes we have to get uncomfortable before we can really enjoy being comfortable” is something i said to my kid just now and he didn’t respond he just walked away
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
how even the process of adding the app left me winded
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
brewing up so much bitch-ass tea in this stud of a mug omg
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
“why now — this bread can’t be eaten with a fork or spoon! let’s make a new kind that can.” - person who invented pasta maybe
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
just deleted the twitters :) ex-x now
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
it’s true tho
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
new drawrink
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
i remember this phase
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
asking the big questions
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
would love some plain ol “precedented” times at some point
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
quick question
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
there were no names for things yet
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
Book
Illustrated book cover featuring a space ship exploding, cars with their hoods open - not working, and a crashed plane. Text reads:

It took years of hard work, but
Corporate America has finally done it

Nothing Actually Works
Anymore
X. E. Cution
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
i’d bet money on it
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
i promise i’ll take care of it all by myself
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
i’ve been wondering the same thing myself kid
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
we hear you vacuum. we hear you.
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
do not recommend
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
anybody else?
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
idea
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
is this what buddhism be?
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
asking for a friend
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
[1] for short
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Reminder: this was the weakest and most difficult to prove criminal case against Trump.
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
CNN: Trump guilty NBC: Trump guilty ABC: Trump guilty FOX:
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
it’s instinct
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Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
“sheep are counting me…”
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