Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 22/01/2025“more will be revealed” is my rallying cry. keep going, you dingdongs 040
Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 31/12/2024my new year’s resolution is seneca’s worst nightmare 160
Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 26/12/2024anyone else get stuck in the bottomless dimension that is dec 26-30? tell me. it’s like a floating 13th month right? 010
Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 06/12/2024follow me on instagram you monsters! www.instagram.com/laurenhaldeman 010
Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 26/11/2024“sometimes we have to get uncomfortable before we can really enjoy being comfortable” is something i said to my kid just now and he didn’t respond he just walked away 000
Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 23/11/2024how even the process of adding the app left me winded 001
Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 22/11/2024brewing up so much bitch-ass tea in this stud of a mug omg 000
Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 21/11/2024“why now — this bread can’t be eaten with a fork or spoon! let’s make a new kind that can.” - person who invented pasta maybe 010
Lauren Haldeman @haldini.bsky.social · 19/07/2024would love some plain ol “precedented” times at some point 000
Reposted by Lauren HaldemanPaperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 10/07/2024Book 6259341963
Reposted by Lauren HaldemanCorey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 30/05/2024Reminder: this was the weakest and most difficult to prove criminal case against Trump. 161663295
Reposted by Lauren HaldemanZack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 31/05/2024CNN: Trump guilty NBC: Trump guilty ABC: Trump guilty FOX: 671161229
Reposted by Lauren HaldemanBirds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 30/05/2024The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded 8866121536
