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Orange Skull

@hailorangeskull.bsky.social
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Making America German Again. (Frequently breaks character) Even my facts are parodies. Un-bitch yourself, America!™

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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 8h
Major unwashed-ass vibes from this handle, this post, the posts preceding it, and 99% of the replies.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 8h
MY handle was gonna be EthanObama, but someone already took it! 😢
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 9h
Ladies and gentlemen, President Donald Northwoods* Trump! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operati...
en.wikipedia.org
Operation Northwoods - Wikipedia
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 9h
* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operati...
en.wikipedia.org
Operation Northwoods - Wikipedia
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 9h
"Let them hit a missile into San Diego or Los Angeles on the way. You want to see a horror show? Let them hit San Diego. Let them hit Los Angeles. You want to see some bad things happen?" - President Donald Northwoods* Trump
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 9h
If that video was any Whiter, it'd be THIS Pantone square...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 11h
Aryans!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 18h
If that post was any Whiter, it would be THIS Pantone square...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Leftist" Christians... Annie: Anything you can do, I can do better. Frank: I can do anything better than you. Annie: No, you can't. Frank: Yes, I can. Annie: No, you can't. Frank: Yes, I can. Annie: No, you can't. Frank: Yes, I can! - "Annie, Get Your Gun", 1946
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This month marks the 10-year anniversary of the liberation of $9 million ($4 million of which, remains missing) from the cultural spore known as Kim Kardashian, by the crew dubbed the "grandpa gang", ALL of whom received surprisingly short sentences, or served NO time at all. ¡Bien hecho, amigos!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Plug SOLAR panel kits DIRECTLY into standard wall outlets? Wait, WHAT?
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.psychiatryonline.org/doi/10.1176/...
psychiatryonline.org
The Natural Superiority of Women, fifth edition | Psychiatric Services
PsychiatryOnline.org is the platform for all American Psychiatric Association Publishing journals, DSM, and bestselling textbooks, as well as APA Practice Guidelines, and continuing medical education.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All the way back in 1952, Ashley Montagu figured out that the average man is born a knuckle-dragger and will die a knuckle-dragger and just about everything he thinks, or says, or does, between birth and death, is in rebellion to...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
With an adorable, smiling, mascot too! "See, your murderers come with smiles, they come as your friends, the people who've cared for you all of your life. And they always seem to come at a time that you're at your weakest and most in need of their help." - Henry Hill, "Goodfellas".
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know, as in: milk chocolate is the dark chocolate of Dubai chocolate. See?
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know what REALLY made the SS evil? Their Hugo Boss-designed uniforms. 🙄
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Your gas AND your gasoline." That's why every car sold in America has TWO tanks!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean, if THEY don't care, why should WE?
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and then I found a truck! PS: it's PERFECT!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was looking for a truck...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. Just warriors".
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would have ALSO accepted: "President Donald Trump lashed out at two female reporters less than 10 minutes apart after they asked him simple questions, and in response, no one in the press pool came to their defense, because they're punked bitches."
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does it pair well with...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I doubt it worked at the time he was actually IN Grease!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only two kinds of people dedicate vast amounts of energy to mimicking Leftist language and slogans, copying Leftist organization and movement strategies, ripping off Leftist symbolism and imagery and posing as friends of blue collars, while undermining the working class: liberals and these guys...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Second whitest thing is anyone championing it. Third whitest? Bsky handles using AI, when a straight up post will do.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“The day after I spent $1,800 on heroin in one night, a text popped into my phone. 'Dude, wanna buy more smack,’ it read. I couldn’t believe it. My night of dragon chasing was being rewarded by my drug dealer.”
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When white people aren't using their asses to scoot across the floor, they talk out of them.
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White People Rowboat Conga Line
ALT: White People Rowboat Conga Line
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When white people aren't using their asses to scoot across the floor, they talk out of them.
static.klipy.com
White People Rowboat Conga Line
ALT: White People Rowboat Conga Line
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every time I tell a "pacifist" liberal, "not only did I vote for Ralph Nader, 26 fucking YEARS ago, but I also worked on his campaign", they do this... youtu.be/VdQKVDUBu2g?...
youtu.be
Schiller Visions: Hidden Camera Commercials - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...for this is where it's at * quincyinst.org/events/book-...
quincyinst.org
Book Talk - Provoked: How Washington Started the New Cold War with Russia and the Catastrophe in Ukraine
Join us as we discuss Scott Horton's new book, "Provoked"
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...or you can get with THAT...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can get with THIS*...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.apa.org/pubs/highlig...
apa.org
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aryans...hoo boy! "Although current research suggests that White Americans with strong anti-Black attitudes should show the greatest support for gun rights, history would suggest that their support may be tempered if they are made to think about Black gun owners also utilizing those rights".
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"If". That's cute!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember kiddos, life doesn't have to be this way. (Cover of the Fall 1979 issue of Aegis: Magazine On Ending Violence Against Women. "YOU CAN'T RAPE A .38")
Cover of the Fall 1979 issue of Aegis: Magazine On Ending Violence Against Women. "YOU CAN'T RAPE A .38"
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2016: this REALLY could have been an e-mail. 2026: this REALLY didn't need AI graphics.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Third Reich may have been German, but the First and Second Reichs were made in America.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Companies are posting non-existent/already filled positions to hoard resumes, pacify overworked staff, or trick investors into thinking the business is growing. According to CBS News, 30% - 40% of corporate job listings NEVER result in an actual hire. But sure, let's talk about candidate etiquette.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did somebody say "parasocial relationships"?
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Distinguished Fellows"!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or, you can be a Michael Parenti and die blacklisted, broke, and unrecognized, and yet totally, TOTALLY, righteous. Your choice. youtu.be/Y1IsUv3GNf0?...
youtu.be
Michael Parenti "Racism and the Ideology of Slavery: From Aristotle to George Bush"
YouTube video by The Michael Parenti Library
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can be a Noam Chomsky and speak in radical platitudes and achieve international fame and bafflingly favorable media exposure, while consorting with Fourth Reich, fuck-mistakes like Steve Bannon and gaining a net worth so vast, that "only" Jeffrey Epstein is qualified to manage your portfolio...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyone who leaves one of these bullshit, poser-ass $20 bills, with a Bible message inside, meant to look like a really good tip, for a waitress, or any other service worker, deserves to have their legs broken.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtu.be/42wKnBF7bEk?...
youtu.be
Repo Man (1984) John Wayne
YouTube video by Phuck Yiu
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Blue collar idiots figuring out what highly educated liberals never will... "The thing is, a repo man got beat up in the line of duty. Now, it doesn't matter that that man was YOU. What REALLY matters, is that the guy that did it, has GOT to pay the price!"
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh goodie! Another dog shit, poser-ass, scumfuck, handle, posting AI assjuice.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remember kiddos, life doesn't have to be this way. (Cover of the Fall 1979 issue of Aegis: Magazine On Ending Violence Against Women. "YOU CAN'T RAPE A .38" )
Cover of the Fall 1979 issue of Aegis: Magazine On Ending Violence Against Women. "YOU CAN'T RAPE A .38".
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