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Orange Skull

@hailorangeskull.bsky.social
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Making America German Again. (Frequently breaks character) Even my facts are parodies. Un-bitch yourself, America!™

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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 12h
It's official: we are now living in the "$11 for a pack of gum and a Gatorade" timeline of late-stage capitalism.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All the way back in 1952, Ashley Montagu figured out that the average man is born a knuckle-dragger and will die a knuckle-dragger and just about everything he thinks, or says, or does, between birth and death, is in rebellion to...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine being an adult in the year of our Lord 2026, and posting bedwetter shit like this!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aryans, in 2026:
static.klipy.com
Protein
ALT: Protein
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Karl Rove, world-renowned Nazi hunter, is hot on the trail!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember kiddos, life doesn't have to be this way.
Cover of the Fall 1979 issue of Aegis: Magazine On Ending Violence Against Women. "YOU CAN'T RAPE A .38"
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mohammed ben El Hassan Al AlaouI (The King of Morocco) and Ali G. are the same person and I'll fight ANYONE who says otherwise!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
62 years-ago today, after a months-long "investigation" into the murder of John F. Kennedy, the Warren Commission released one of history's most gargantuan lies* and for six decades, your government, BOTH political parties and the "free" press have ALL agreed to just let that shit slide.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what I absolutely LOVE? White people "explaining" Jazz to me.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aryans apparently need detailed exposition before consuming 10,000 year-old Mesoamerican flat bread.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gil, a family friend, and carpenter, once took a stray Rottweiler in off the street. The dog exhibited some aggressive tendencies, yet was mostly chill. But, as time passed, it only grew bolder, moving from growls, to nips, and at each step, Gil dismissed our concerns, "I've got this", he said.🧵
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Companies are posting non-existent/already filled positions to hoard resumes, pacify overworked staff, or trick investors into thinking the business is growing. According to CBS News, 30% - 40% of corporate job listings NEVER result in an actual hire. But sure, let's talk about candidate etiquette.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With its unique surface pattern and a noisy tail, a rattlesnake tries to warn you that you're dealing with a slithering, venomous, cold-blooded, reptile. Same thing goes for whenever you encounter these emojis in somebody's handle bio: 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🌊
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who can take the sugar from its sack Pour in LSD and put it back? Fucking-a man! CIA Man! "CIA Man", The Fugs www.houstonchronicle.com/entertainmen...
houstonchronicle.com
New Netflix drama asks: Did a CIA experiment create the Unabomber?
'Unabomber,' starring Russell Crowe, Shailene Woodley, and Jacob Tremblay, is a well-wrought drama about the creation of a domestic terrorist.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The razor in the apple, ladies and gentlemen.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can search the web with a fine-toothed browser, and I GUARANTEE you will not find a Whiter image, than THIS today...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be... and there is no new thing* under the sun". - Ecclesiastes 1:9 www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
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Florida Republican candidate marched with neo-Nazis in infamous Charlottesville rally
Marshall Rawson was seen marching alongside the League of the South during the deadly 2017 rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, a new report finds
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This bitch. Caring about Palestinians? LOSER shit!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aryans...hoo boy!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mar-a-Lago face.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The true target of conservative propaganda isn't the working class. It's ALWAYS been educated, system-reinforcing liberals. Here and IRL, NO ONE simps harder for the State, the military-industrial complex, nativist imperial narratives and the depredations of Aryan empire, than these monkey-asses.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When glory holes speak.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bluesky has approximately 46.3 million registered users, but I guarantee THIS is the WHITEST thing anybody has posted today.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over. "Shoplifters of the World Unite" - The Smiths www.egattorneys.com/defending-ca...
egattorneys.com
Defense Strategies for Shoplifting Charges
Shoplifting is one of the most common forms of theft in California. Under Penal Code 459.5 PC, shoplifting is a distinct offense separate from general theft or burglary. Defending California shoplifti...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bluesky has approximately 46.3 million registered users, but I guarantee THIS is the WHITEST thing anybody has posted today.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Congratulations!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
350 million-dollar bitch.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
According to Federal Reserve and economic analyses like the Survey of Consumer Finances, Aryans make up roughly 88% of the wealthiest top 10% in America and nearly 99% of the billionaire class. Odd that such an defining class characteristic goes mostly unmentioned, across the political spectrum.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Working hard, or hardly working?
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ukraine in the membrane.™
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Statue of Liberty looks EXACTLY like young Elvis and I'll fight ANYONE who says otherwise!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Major unwashed-ass vibes from this handle, this post, the posts preceding it, and 99% of the replies.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today's hysterical, foaming-at-the-mouth, anti-Russian "journalist", was yesterday's deranged, Langley-largesse, Mockingbird* asset, and an FBI COINTELPRO** cocksucker the day before that, and a knuckle-dragging, Gehlen Org scumfuck operative***, just a few days before that.🧵
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not sure if it's the result of spending decades exposed to Washington DC swamp-culture, but if David Corn's eyes were any closer together, he'd be a member of the Cyclops family.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The world-famous, blue-collar, steel town, of...Malibu.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can teach y'all how to defeat Hitler and the Generalplan Ost*. But someone once told me, if you’re good at something never do it for free. Pay me. (If this handle had existed in 1941)
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The chances of anyone in this dogshit, Aryan administration ever sitting in a dock at The Hague are slim-to-none, but if it happens, can we also include the Red Hot Chili Peppers, for their ENTIRE body of work?
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me, before interacting with any Slava Ukraini/blue MAGA/empire simp/VBNMW/Khive/Bhive/Hhive/DNC/Langley Left handles.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years and I STILL remember where I was when Donald Trump was whisked away to safety by those brave first responders.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Al-Qaida’s Nazi lineage through the Muslim Brotherhood showed that the 9/11 attackers were not leftist anti-imperialists. Rather, they were a product, in part, of the continuing aftershock of Nazism in the Middle East." www.tabletmag.com/sections/his...
tabletmag.com
Nazi Antisemitism & Islamist Hate - History - Tablet Magazine
A review of recent scholarship on the shaping of the modern Middle East in the aftermath of the Holocaust
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who can train guerrillas by the dozens? Send them out to kill their untrained cousins? Fucking-a man! CIA Man! The Fugs - CIA Man youtu.be/vHpxdagNjwg?...
youtu.be
Douglas Valentine: The CIA and the war in Ukraine (2022)
YouTube video by Our Hidden History
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Never been more confident in the belief that all of the jerk off, high school, theater kids who never made it in showbiz, found their TRUE calling in Democratic Party politics, either at the electoral level, or on this platform, spewing performative, drama-queen, bullshit.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Might as well put this one back into rotation again... "God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." – William Shakespeare
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tellurium-128 has the longest confirmed half-life of any radioactive isotope, taking approximately 2.2 septillion YEARS to decay, which is almost as long as the career of this Aryan consultant-ghoul, whose every utterance, STILL makes headlines, for reasons I'll be God damned if I can figure out!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Stage 4 Bluesky-brain of the week!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What was that thing Schopenhauer supposedly said? Ah, yes: "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Arthur Schopenhauer
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stanley Tucci and Harlan Coben are the same fucking guy and I'll fight ANYONE who says otherwise!
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