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Orange Skull

@hailorangeskull.bsky.social
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Making America German Again. (Frequently breaks character) Even my facts are parodies. Un-bitch yourself, America!™

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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 2h
Done!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 2h
Canadians making a truly Herculean effort for a Gold medal in the "Geopolitics" category, at the 2026 Aryan Commentary Olympics.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
* The last time Geraldo Rivera surrounded himself with "indisputably white people".
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
85% of identified bestiality offenders are Caucasian, proving once again that Aryan women will fuck ANYTHING.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Bluesky has approximately 46.3 million registered users, but I guarantee THIS is the WHITEST thing anybody has posted today.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Wolf in sheep's clothing.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Assimilated.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Don't forget to resist, everybody!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
97% of skeets today...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Das ist music to meine ears!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Daddy, why is the Asian "professor", who isn't actually a professor, AND is spouting White supremacist talking points, giving heterosexual marriage advice to the "Aryan" who's actually half Mexican AND is rip-snortingly gay? One word, son: "America"!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Major unwashed-ass vibes from this handle, this post, the posts preceding it, and 99% of the replies.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"She's more than a toy. She's family."
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So, you're saying we could have voted Fascism out of power, this whole time? I see. So, um, what the fuck am I doing here, then?
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Does The Economist have a case of Bluesky-brain, or are all the Bluesky-brain handles cutting and pasting The Economist for their skeets?
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Remember kids: you can be a Malcolm X and Uncle Sam will kill you. Or, you can be a Martin Luther King and Uncle Sam will, um...KILL you. Your choice.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Imagine being an adult in the year of our Lord 2026, and posting bedwetter shit like this! You're an embarrassment to the 32358 other Darrens.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Never been more convinced in my life that all KHive handles and posts are the product of just one, solitary, unmelanated, loser, just skeeting away in the dark.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Uncanny.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Psst...Mike!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Trump: I promise I won't cum in your mouth. Joe Rogan: Well, ok then. Trump cums in Joe Rogan's mouth. Joe Rogan: Hey, that promise turned out to not be real!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Eventually, KHive's just gonna be ONE man, skeeting away, in the dark.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Antifa vet". 🙄
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I feel SO forgotten!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The differences between liberals and conservatives are subtle, but important.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
But, super-predators!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hard to find, pricier.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Whether they're collecting books to burn, or holding on to "burn books", the relationship between Aryans, books and burning, is certainly a unique one in all of history.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So, just straight up pulling shit out of his honorary Aryan ass, then?
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Satisfying to know there's a grand unified behavioral/motivational theory for whenever Aryans shit the bed - past, present or future!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Mosin-Nagant Model 1891/30 bolt-action rifle, as used by Lyudmila Pavlichenko.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Two honorary Aryans walk into a basement...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Copyright 1988, kiddos!
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The man, WITH the plan.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I guess MS "makes" her do and say all kinds of shit.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Without fail, like clockwork, 100% of the time, all day, every day, everywhere, the razor in the fucking apple shows up.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In America, and most particularly on this platform, your musings can literally be indistinguishable from those farted out by one of the top propaganda mills of racial-capitalism and you STILL get to claim "Leftist" credentials and everybody else just nods.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The man, WITH the plan.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fixed it for you...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Any thoughts on praising a foreign militia that incorporated not one, but TWO Nazi symbols, in its official battalion emblem?
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Crystal method acting.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Method acting.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If she was any Whiter, she'd be THIS Pantone square.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Daddy, what's the vibe on Bluesky like, today? Well son...
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Almost certainly".
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The man, WITH the plan.
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Orange Skull @hailorangeskull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The man, WITH the plan.
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