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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
also i adopted a cat :) his name is halloumi
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
straight from the punky’s mouth
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
emerging briefly from my doctor induced hysteria to say bob iger you are not seeing heaven
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
:/ i have doctor disease and i fear its terminal
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
proof of life bleet 🫡 fictional doctors still have me by the throat i fear
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Kal ⁉️ @kalx58.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Hello i have written a self indulgent #reylofic!!! -- A Long Drive Inside a Car Ben really doesn’t wasn’t to spend any more time in Jakku than he needs to. 1/1 • 8k • part lana-americana but mostly pwp archiveofourown.org/works/66016138
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punky 📝🦐 @punkymacc.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
from under the cork tree rated t // like 3k-ish words for #ReyloTreeHuggers 🐰bunny shifter rey 🐰domestic fluff 🐰size diff/kink in a rated t way #reylo #reylofic 🔗 ao3.org/works/65572054
It’s a little bunny in clover.
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
NEW #reylofic for #reylotreehuggers the shots you try to take 📸 dick pic critique blogger rey 📸 bumbling dick pic taker ben 📸 pure and utter silliness
[picture of a hand holding an eggplant with ranch dripping off it. while the eggplant is technically innocuous, the image is OBSCENE. it is sent against a marbled teal wall background with a camera sight imposed over it. the text above the eggplant reads the shots you don't take, but the don't has been crossed out. above it, in different handwriting, the text reads try to. beneath the eggplant, in much smaller font, the text says a reylo tree huggers text fic written by ninepiecesofcrait][screenshot of an ao3 story summary that reads: the shots you try to take
ninepiecesofcrait
Summary:
For months now, Ben has made good progress after matching with people on apps, only to be left high and dry after exchange photos. His best friend, Poe, thinks he knows the problem-and he's also got a solution. :)]
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kate @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
NEW 'if these trees could talk' for #ReyloTreeHuggers and @thelivingblues.bsky.social 🌳👷‍♂️ Ben 🎥 Rey 💖 instant crushes to reluctant co-workers ✒️ rated e 🔗 1/3: archiveofourown.org/works/656013... #reylo #reylofic
moodboard for the reylo fic 'if these trees could talk' by janejanajuno. it's on a spring green background and there's a treehouse, adam driver in a plaid shirt, and daisy ridley in overalls, sitting in front of a laptopsummary for 'if these trees could talk' by janejanajuno: Rey Niima is the new cinematographer on There’s No Place Like Tree, a reality TV show about building treehouses. She’s also crushing hard on the man she met in a coffee shop on her first day on the job.

And she's just found out he’s her new boss.tags for 'if these trees could talk': 
Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
Characters:
Rey (Star Wars)Ben Solo | Kylo RenPoe DameronFinn (Star Wars)Han SoloLeia OrganaRose Tico
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, treehouse builder Ben, cinematographer Rey,Thirsty Rey, big boy in a tiny house, safety harness tightening with bonus sexual tension, squeezing into tight spaces, watch them try to be professionals and fail miserably, Reality TVCo-workers to lovers, Rey has a form of cute aggression but it's just for Ben's Lorgeness, Cunnilingus, Size Kink, Competence Kinktree jokes, Tree Sex, hyperindependent Rey, grumpy/sunshine but they like to uno reverse each other, making it fit, THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE, Just the Tip, Straining Buttons, Dirty Talk, sweetheart (sarcastic) to sweetheart (affectionate)
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
briefly emerging from my langdonmel the pitt induced hole to rt every #reylotreehuggers fic that crosses my tl 🫶
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 04/05/2025
#MayTheFourth be with you 🪐
digital sketch based on a screenshot from "A New Hope". The scene shows Leia turning a knob on R2D2 in a dark corridor. Red lights glow in the background
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
rey
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
i just finished ep 9 of the pitt… officially mel/langdon pilled 💆🏻‍♀️
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
once again musing on how forced proximity in all its iterations is the best trope of all time
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
UPDATE in their rooms Come thronging soft and delicate desires e, 3/?, 2.7k 🏡 environmental engineer rey 🏡 environmental lawyer ben 🏡 canon age gap 🏡 best friend’s older brother 🏡 oh my god they were roommates there's only one... bathroom?
picture of a woman with brown hair watching a movie being projected on her bedroom wall. the woman is eating pizza straight out of the box, and there is a glass of wine sitting on the box as well. the movie is an anne hathaway joint, bc taste.picture of an ao3 screenshot that reads as follows: "in their rooms Come thronging
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soft and delicate desires by ninepiecesofcrait for Aaveena
Star Wars - All Media Types
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Modern AU, best friend's older brother, environmental engineer rey, Environmental lawyer ben, Banter, Pining, canon age gap, oh my god they were roommates
When Rey's shitty landlord pulls the rug out from under her, she has only two weeks to find a new place to live.
Luckily, her best friend, Kaydel, has a solution: take her older brother's spare room until she gets back on her feet.
It's a shame Kay didn't ask her brother, Ben, first, but they'll all survive without any permanent damage to their social group's ecosystem! Probably!
Language: English Words: 2,408 Chapters: 1/?
Collections: 1"
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
i have the memory of a gnat omg… got jumpscared by a random charge to my amazon acc at midnight but it’s the preorder of a book i’ve been waiting a whole year for!!
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
accidentally haven’t posted in a week oops!
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
update in their rooms Come thronging soft and delicate desires e, 2/?, 3.3k 🏡 environmental engineer rey 🏡 environmental lawyer ben 🏡 canon age gap 🏡 best friend’s older brother 🏡 oh my god they were roommates
picture of a woman with brown hair watching a movie being projected on her bedroom wall. the woman is eating pizza straight out of the box, and there is a glass of wine sitting on the box as well. the movie is an anne hathaway joint, bc taste.picture of an ao3 screenshot that reads as follows: "in their rooms Come thronging
17 Mar 2025
soft and delicate desires by ninepiecesofcrait for Aaveena
Star Wars - All Media Types
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Modern AU, best friend's older brother, environmental engineer rey, Environmental lawyer ben, Banter, Pining, canon age gap, oh my god they were roommates
When Rey's shitty landlord pulls the rug out from under her, she has only two weeks to find a new place to live.
Luckily, her best friend, Kaydel, has a solution: take her older brother's spare room until she gets back on her feet.
It's a shame Kay didn't ask her brother, Ben, first, but they'll all survive without any permanent damage to their social group's ecosystem! Probably!
Language: English Words: 2,408 Chapters: 1/?
Collections: 1"
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
filled the pitt-shaped hole in my heart by watching pulse on netflix which is a) cliche in all the right ways and b) has a dark haired brown eyed rich boy dumbass for me to make my blorbo of the week
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N 🔞 @naanei.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Cat Wars: Episode idontevenknowanymore #reyloart
a black and white cat giving reylo vibes idkartwork of rey and Kylo Ren sitting back to back but not really cause Kylo is facing the camera and idk how else to describe it, really... lineart and flat, desaturated colours. trying "something new" but not really cause I have worked with this style before.
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
i’ve been struggling a lot with writer’s block since finishing/posting fic after such a long time… think it’s just the natural conclusion to being focused on one thing for literally months but it sure would be nice for my brain to cooperate again!!
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
outside girl era ☀️🍅
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wren @thedreadwife.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
2r de force | E, 7k — breylo, older woman/younger men #reylofic #reylo 🔗 ao3.org/works/64506259
cropped image of someone in a white t-shirt that says 'I LIKE OLDER WOMEN' in bolded red font. they're also wearing a chain and a dark blue robe.screenshot of a fic title + summary on ao3:

2r de force by thedreadwife
Summary: Following her divorce, Rey lives an uneventful life where she uses crappy dates and a posting on a NSFW subreddit to fill the void. The twins next door fill it for her.
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
reylocore
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
the fact that the pitt isn’t airing in the uk yet is such an affront to me and my medical drama loving mother
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kate @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
*new* 'a good grade in self-care (normal to want, possible to achieve)' for #reyloshowers. first chapter is up now, all chapters by Friday! #reylofic 📱 text fic 👫 banter 💦 reaping the rewards of being a good girl rated e 🔗https://archiveofourown.org/works/64325272
moodie for 'a good grade in self-care (normal to want, possible to achieve)' with the caption "how much water have you had today, ace?"
it consists of three pictures: a snapshot of the finch app with a few self-care goals on a leaf green background, a picture of adam driver in a black sweater with shaggy hair and a light goatee in front of a cloudy blue background, and a picture of daisy ridley, also in black, with medium length brown hair in front of a pink background. she's drinking out of a rey mug.screenshot of summary for 'a good grade in self-care (normal to want, possible to achieve)'
rey: this is the hero i need?
ben: ace, i genuinely don't think it can hurt
her lips quirked up again and ben knew he had her
rey: okay then. bird me
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
NEW - #reylofic fount of every blessing written for #reyloshowers e, 1/1, 6.3k ⛲️ only fans creator rey ⛲️ ben “world cunnilingus champion” solo ⛲️ omg they were roommates archiveofourown.org/works/64301752
[picture of a lion head fountain on a marble background. above the lion’s head, the text reads “fount of every blessing” and the “blessing” is written in girly cursive font with a heart at the end. in the bottom right corner, written in that same girly cursive font, is “a reyloshowers fic by ninepiecesofcrait.” there’s a little heart attached to the “a” at the beginning.][screenshot of an ao3 summary that reads as follows: fount of every blessing ninepiecesofcrait
Summary:
When Rey gets a rude comment on one of her uploads, Ben is only too happy to tell her that the reply guy is wrong. Or, if she wants a practice partner, she's got a willing volunteer right there.]
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
i love to tell myself that i’m not going to write a fic idea while at the same time giving it a title and making a moodboard and creating a playlist
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Kal ⁉️ @kalx58.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
1/2 Mumblecore cactuses with some religious trauma 🤠 #reylofic
No attachments. No attachments. No attachments. It’s still there in her head, the stupid voice that sounds like Ben’s stupid uncle.

"You can just ask me." Ben sucks noisily at the straw of his soda when she doesn’t respond. "If you want. Whatever." 

"My — therapist has been suggesting this thing. It's dumb.”

“Yeah?” Ben turns toward her, his knee bumping the divider in between them on the bench so people don’t sleep on it. 

“Like, trying writing or whatever." 

"Oh, that's awesome. Can I read it?" 

The Luke-voice in her head fades. "You'd want to?"

"Never mind."

"No, no, I was going to — it's just kind of embarrassing. It’s Supernatural fanfiction,” she says in a rush. 

“Wait — don’t you hate that shit? We used to make fun of it together!” Ben looks almost hurt, which is so dumb, and moves like he’s going to scoot away. 

Rey frowns, annoyed. “Yeah. It’s stupid. But I…I still like writing about it.” 

“I’m sure you’re like, good or whatever.” Ben looks forward, out at the parking lot, the center of the shopping center where they both work now, at chain stores at opposite sides. “Even though the show is garbage.” 

“You don’t have to read it.”

“I want to.” She doesn’t miss the Jedi school. Except for that one soup. And how she used to see Ben every day, in the morning, in the afternoon, sweaty after sparring. In the afternoons, the random times Luke would let them watch the TV, the Supernatural DVDs someone had found in the trash one night while doing rounds. At night, whispering quiet enough that Luke couldn’t hear them, both of them in his bunk, squished together, the bed so small, both of them carefully not touching.

“I do want you to. Just. It's kind of like…perverted.” She turns to him, trying to make him get it. “No. Not perverted. It’s like, normal. But it’s kind of —” 

"Can you just tell me." 

"You don't have to say it like such a dick." 

"I just wanna know."

It’s so good, being out of there. Even though they both have jobs and roommates now (they complain to each other, spilling out details to each other when they meet up, which helps) there’s so much more of the world they can experience now. 

It can be terrifying, sometimes. But it’s worth it for all this. For the sugary sodas they’re both drinking right now, the cigarettes they smoke together sometimes, Ben solemn as he bends to light hers. The way Ben can slouch now, and doesn’t have to always hold himself in perfect posture. The way Rey dow whatever she wants, whenever she wants, just because she want to, and now there’s a tattoo creeping up Rey’s ankle that her nice new friend Rose had given her with a ballpoint pen and a Takka-sterilized needle, which Ben had examined, his fingers hovering above her skin as he traced the design, never touching as he told her, with a very satisfying confidence: “It looks like you.” 

“The characters in my…thing — they have sex. Like, it’s not bad, it’s part of it.” 

“No, I — yeah. Um. Okay.” 
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
it’s my birthday today :~)
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
i answered this one on twt :) linking my repost in the replies bc bluesky hates me personally and won’t let me qrt with it!!!
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
replying to comments on ao3 despite the rate limiter kicking me out every 5 replies…. it ain’t much but it’s honest work!!!
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☁️ sal ☁️ @buriedbloom.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
girls only want one thing and it's reylo kisses
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
the struggle of finding a good line in the depths of your notes app and not knowing if you wrote it or stole it from somebody else :/
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
went to the library and a walk round the graveyard and it was so sunny :) and i’m off work for a week!!! going to do so much reading and maybe writing and update my rffa thread <3
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Kal ⁉️ @kalx58.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Normal and well-adjusted couple explores some minor kink 👍
"I just thought — we don't have to do this, you know. Like, at all."
"No, I know." Rey can't look at the bright red scratches on Ben's shoulder any more, and flops face first into his sheets. "I wanted — like I was the one who brought it up."
"You said like —" Ben lowers himself down next to her. Gingerly, because of the giant bruise on his thigh. "Sexy punishment, I thought? Did I get it wrong?"
Rey growls into the organic crinkle percale. "Yes. I mean, no. What you did was fine. Good. I just — I think my mind just went to — fight back, you know?"
"Which." Ben coughs. Did she get his windpipe, too? "I'm not not into. Just. I'm in court tomorrow, you know?"
Oh god, all the bites on his neck. "I'm really, really sorry."
Ben turns toward her on the bed, so they're looking at each other, their faces half-covered by sheets. "Was I too —"
"No!" She puts a hand out, trying to comfortingly pat his shoulder, and feels the raised warmth of herclaw marks. She withdraws her hand. "Sometimes I'm not great with — gentle."
"Yeah." Ben pats her ass.
And maybe it's his kind — and just ever so slightly condescending — tone. Or the fact that she really isn't good with gentleness. Or maybe just the fact that she really does, it turns out, like the feeling of Ben's hand on her ass, in several varying degrees of force.
She scrunches her nose at him. "I mean. You also didn't have to try to get me so hard you knocked over the lamp. Wasn't that your grandfather's?"
Ben's hand pauses. She looks behind her and half-smiles, pressing herself into his big palm.
It's fine. She's pretty sure she still has some concealer under the sink he can borrow for tomorrow, she thinks, smiling bigger as Ben raises his hand.
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
i wish i had two brains and one brain could read fic and one brain could write fic
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
i can do one (1) self promo post as a treat :)
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mushka @mushky.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
new fic: better safe than starry eyed 🏰 medieval AU ⚔️ knight kylo ren/ben solo 👑 runaway princess bride rey princess aurelie runs away the night of her wedding and her grandfather, the king, sends his most loyal and brutal knight after her: lord kylo ren link below
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
i love being normal and well adjusted :) (every time i post a fic i have to turn all my notifications off for the next 12 hours)
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
— while you were sleeping 🧸☁ rated e • 2.7k • 1/1 rey knows how lucky she is to have a boyfriend like ben to take care of her. she just can’t remember anything about him. #reylo #reylofic 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/63967801
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
to get the reward of being loved you really do have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known :/
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
what if i posted a fic tomorrow huh? what then!
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
NEW - #reylofic in their rooms Come thronging soft and delicate desires written for #reylos4rr based on a prompt from @aaveena.bsky.social e, 1/?, 2.4k 🏡 environmental engineer rey 🏡 environmental lawyer ben 🏡 canon age gap 🏡 best friend’s older brother 🏡 oh my god they were roommates
picture of a woman with brown hair watching a movie being projected on her bedroom wall. the woman is eating pizza straight out of the box, and there is a glass of wine sitting on the box as well. the movie is an anne hathaway joint, bc taste.picture of an ao3 screenshot that reads as follows: "in their rooms Come thronging
17 Mar 2025
soft and delicate desires by ninepiecesofcrait for Aaveena
Star Wars - All Media Types
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Modern AU, best friend's older brother, environmental engineer rey, Environmental lawyer ben, Banter, Pining, canon age gap, oh my god they were roommates
When Rey's shitty landlord pulls the rug out from under her, she has only two weeks to find a new place to live.
Luckily, her best friend, Kaydel, has a solution: take her older brother's spare room until she gets back on her feet.
It's a shame Kay didn't ask her brother, Ben, first, but they'll all survive without any permanent damage to their social group's ecosystem! Probably!
Language: English Words: 2,408 Chapters: 1/?
Collections: 1
Hits: 0"
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
had the realisation again :/
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
i’ve barely made a dent in the rffa fics and there’s already a whole other collection to explore,,, the reylo fandom really is an embarrassment of riches <3
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sarah 🐷 @megamindsgf.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
#reylo #reyloart
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
this thread has quickly turned into “how many aesthetic photos of hands can alex find on pinterest”
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alex 🥀 @hagioscopes.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
with the ten year(!) anniversary of tfa coming up in december i was thinking it could be fun to do a canonverse fic event to celebrate an entire decade of reylo so! consider this bleet a general check for interest levels?
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blue @thelivingblues.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I typically try to keep it pretty positive here, but this is the second time in six months that this account has popped up. They continue to leave mean-spirited public ao3 bookmarks and it's unacceptable. I would encourage reylo authors to block them and deny them access to your works.
screenshot of ao3 user victoriaorgana
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