And by peer-reviewed, we mean our girlfriends

In fact, I won’t be going anywhere anytime soon.

In a new proposed rule, the USPS would be required to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—as well as the power to stop those ballots from being delivered. Urge them to ...

Humor Columns - Take the test: Who did it, the President of the United States or King Henry VIII? Leave your answers in the comments.

Just how much are you willing to endure to save five bucks?

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a Springer Spaniel in possession of a good pedigree, must be in want of a mate.

Dear Dalai Lama: We’ve Been Married for Centuries and Still Fight About the Same Old Shit Some problems just take longer to work out. Dear Your Holiness, I confess, I had a past life regression …

by Gail Mackenzie-Smith

“Federal and local officials dispute the circumstances that led an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer to fatally shoot a 37-year-old woman...

Humor Columns - Watch out for snakes. Especially the orange ones. A revised version of "Farmer and the Snake" for your reading pleasure.

I’m an interrobang — the arm candy of punctuation marks — beautiful but completely useless. I’m what happens when a question mark and exclamation point make a baby. ! + ? = ‽ I was created in 1962 b...

Forget Marie Kondo and “sparking joy”. Forget Swedish death cleaning. The best decluttering method has arrived.  Since fire “season” is now year-round, we have to look at our stuff in a new way....

Tiffany is still a mean girl.

Humor Columns - Inspired by the guy in DC who threw a Subway salami sandwich at a National Guard soldier and wasn’t sent to El Salvador.

holy shit this is a helluva ad from the Democrat running against Joni Ernst in Iowa. worth every second

More than one thousand people shutdown downtown D.C., and all the news you missed

Societal downfalls loom large in history and popular culture but, for the 99 per cent, collapse often had its upsides

Faux News - A clearly deranged man in a blue suit and red tie was spotted pacing back and forth on the White House roof.

The Senate voted 51 to 50 to pass President Trump’s sweeping domestic policy package.

Humor Columns - I’m your reader-supported Substack News publication and I swear this story is Breaking News! For real this time!