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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Didn’t actually (don’t play in dangerous conditions) and the point stands. Report on the actual issues.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Hackney teddy bears overdid the ket on their picnic.

A large beige teddy bear lying on its front on grass in the foreground with a smaller grey bearing the background. There are a few pieces of paper scattered around.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Gloucestershire v Northants on another glorious day #metrobankfever #cheltenham

In the foreground are feet in brown open toed sandals, behind is a cricket ground and in the background an ornate chapel of Cotswold stone with another stone building at right angles to it. There are also some large white marquees in front of the buildings and trees at either side. On the right there is a big screen in front of the trees. The players who are fielding are wearing a black kit with yellow trim. The batters have pale blue shirts and navy trousers on and the umpires are wearing purple shirts.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Saw a vixen taking cubs up through our ivy earlier. For a moment I thought she had a kill, but it was her cubs being transported. Here she is

A fox standing on a Weber barbecue on a patio with green ivy on the right . The fox’s head is in the ivy and can’t be seen.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Pubs where people reserve the dart board by writing on the blackboard. Proper.

A dartboard in a pub with “Reserved @5.45” on the blackboard behind it. Below is an old cigarette advert with test in Gaelic.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Eid sweets from one Muslim neighbour, flowers from another. Community is great innit? #eidmubarak

Two bags of sweets in white gift bags adorned with a golden new moon. Behind this a blue glass vase with pink and cream spring flowers in.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

My people. What a flag. And one of the Old Fans insisted on buying five of us a beer. #casertana #seriec

A football ground with people waving flags and the football behind them. One flag says Old Fans on it and shows a wine bottle in a basket and a walking stick.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Four pints for a win (©️ @marriotti67.bsky.social ), 3 goals, 3 much needed points and a lot of massive hugs. #afcwimbledon

AFC Wimbledon fans celebrating a win in the South Stand at Plough Lane. Behind the fans are flags of Dave Beasant, Welcome to Plough Lane and We are the resurrection.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Love this festive street art that has appeared overnight in London Fields.

A dark grey and black stag painted on a cobalt blue wall in London Fields. The stag’s horns are festooned with a string of multicoloured festive lights.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Isn’t the answer to avoid behaviour that could lead to this?

Screenshot of a headline that says “Bill Clinton says White House is usiIng him as a scapegoat after Epstein files release”

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Ooh, are Nottinghamshire CCC designing kits featuring rebellious scabs?

A screenshot of an email from Nottinghamshire CCC saying “Rooted in rebellion. Built for success.

Our 2026 white-ball kits have arrived, proudly designed with the rich history and roots of Nottinghamshire firmly at the heart.

Inspired by the rebellious nature of our county, the Vitality Blast kit features vibrant, defiant graphics that take creative cues from local street art.”

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Even on a plane it is jam first. Obviously.

A scone, sliced in half on a serviette. Each half has a red jam on with clotted cream on top. To the right is a small pot of Rodda’s clotted cream with a wooden knife sticking out. Behind is a red cardboard box. All the items are on an airplane seat tray.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Let’s get the hell out of this country.

A glass of Kir Royal on a marble top table in a restaurant.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

No better way to sell meat than a remembrancing cow outside your butchers. @remembrancewatch.bsky.social

A lifesize fibreglass cow bending its neck to eat fake glass on a low platform outside a butchers and deli. The cow has a huge poppy around its neck.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Why is the pub showing tennis from a country with zero human rights, that murders journalists and is executing dissenters with alarming frequency @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social? There are football scores you could be showing instead. 🤔

A large TV screen in a bar showing tennis being played. The floor of the court is blue and behind the court area is written RIYADH.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

The Broadgate entrance to Liverpool St Station has only put up lights and decorations in OCTOBER.

A modern, wide , two tiered, shop-lined entrance through to Liverpool St Station in London. In the foreground are some green, large leaved plants. In the background a Hotel Chocolat shop is in the middle of the walkway. iPeople are visible walking to and from the station. On the second tier decorative lights are strewn over the glass balcony. In the centre, behind the balcony is a huge tower of Christmas presents.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

On the @kiaoval.com ticket website (2026 international ballot specifically) there is a dropdown selection for the domestic team you support. 17 counties are listed, @gloscricket.bsky.social is missing. Are they trying to tell us something?

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Still alive after three days hospitality at the Oval. Yay me.

A hand holds a cocktail with a pink grapefruit garnish and a red and white striped straw overlooking a cricket pitch and pavilion.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Important day at The Oval: A Day for Thorpey. Mind volunteers all around selling headbands supporting the fight for mental health.

A white towelling headband with a silhouette of Graham Thorpe raising his bat. The headband is in clear wrapping with a blue Mind tag which has England cricket and Surrey logos on.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

I’m having a pint in the Con Club in Winchcombe. I feel dirty but it’s the cheapest place in town (down the road it was £9.90 for a fancy egg sarnie.)

Old pub sign for Winchcombe Conservative Working Men’s Club.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

i fear Marmite may be cancelled soon for overt wokeness (latest Elton John limited edition - fundraising for the Elton John AIDS foundation) @keithbeard.bsky.social

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Channeling my inner @keithbeard.bsky.social with cask ale and a cheese roll. No parrot but we do have a @beerymatt.bsky.social.

A cheese and pickle roll on a wooden bar in a Bristol pub. There are three pints of real ale behind it and hand pumps in the background.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

If you’ve never been in a crowd with a crowdsurfing womble you are missing out #dons #wembley #afcwimbledon

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

The Daily Telegraph front page is a Reform smorgasbord today. Who could have predicted Anne Robinson saying she “loathes the woke terrorises sucking the lifeblood from Britain”?

The Daily Telegraph front page has a picture of Anne Robinson who says she loathes the woke terrorises sucking the lifeblood from Britain” and articles headlined:

“Labour donor’s praise for Hamas supporters” (which seems to be Dale Vincent saying something positive about the band Kneecap.)
“The Greens are Corbynistas on steroids”
“Transgender teenagers allowed on girls’ wards” and
“Starmer to rent homes for Channel migrants”

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I don’t do religion but I do like to bake hot cross buns on Good Friday.

A tray with six hot cross buns on it. They have just come out of the oven and are newly glazed. Behind them, just visible, is another tray of buns.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

A pub with a tray of rolls/baps/barm cakes is always a proper boozer.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Just bumbled into a proposal in Ponte Sisto. She said yes. I guess it was romantic but the previous proposal I witnessed was in Staple Hill ‘Spoons on Christmas Eve and no one is beating that for romance.

A man wearing dark clothing bends on one knee and asks a woman with blond hair and in a beige trench coat to marry him. They are on the cobble stones of Ponte Sisto (bridge) in Rome. On the right a passer by walks with a red rucksack. Behind the couple are a group of their friends taking photos.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Let’s celebrate International Women’s Day with this excellent graffiti from my equally excellent local

Graffiti on a toilet wall saying “Trans girls are gorge”

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Love Hearts from the stewards @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social 💛💙💛💙

A hand holding a packet of Love Hearts sweets in front of a barrier with an AFC Wimbledon crest on it.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Can you photoshop a new keeper in?

Jeremy Corbyn is standing in a football goal holding a red football on Hackney Marshes.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

They are free and likely to be infinitely more effective than their current squad so I can see the attraction.

Screenshot of a headline that says “Rangers search for feral pigs thought to have been released in Cairngorms.”

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

In the Canine Club in Accrington an old boy celebrates Man City going 1-2 up. “Oi Tommy,” shouts the guy serving, “There’s rules in this club.”

A flat-roofed brown brick building from maybe the seventies or eighties in Accrington, a town in Lancashire, with a large, italic “Canine Club” sign on the front.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

I have one of the three (not actually a Marston’s beer but a pale ale from local - to Accrington - Three Towns Brewery.)

A pint of pale ale in a Marston’s branded straight pint glass.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

London Fields yesterday at the corner of the cricket pitch-lido junction.

Yellow crocuses peeking through the grass.

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Hazel @hackneyhaz.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

This is vile advertising. Labour is using the imaging of the far right and the colours of Reform to pander to racists and bigots. Even if it were to work (it won’t) then those votes would have the stench of hatred.

One of the Labour Party’s new Facebook adverts which shows a silhouette of people in a queue, an insert of a Home Office building and the words “Labour hits 5 year high in migrant removal.”

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