William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Always amusing when I find out that software I’ve been using forever but just wished it had this one feature actually does has the feature and I just never read any of the update documentation. Learning new things about Obsidian that I wish I already knew. 020
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy 4th of July! Don’t forget to be mad about the Epstein Files (and everything else too). 041
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Watching celebrity jeopardy and listening to my 8-year-old just yell axolotl at the TV over and over while no one buzzes in. 160
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Burnout recovery for ADHD sucks because burnout recovery can typically be 3-6 months for moderate cases, but 1-3 years for severe, chronic burnout - and with ADHD after like 2 weeks you’re feeling bored but also completely unmotivated to do anything. 051
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I just got an ad with this copy: "Pick your genre, drop a story spark. In under an hour you'll have a finished novel — plot, characters, chapters, cover and illustrations — ready to publish on Amazon KDP. You keep 100% of the profit." And I cannot express how much I do not want this. 060
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 01/06/2026So incredibly proud of my friend Brendan Mahan! 🙌 I was lucky enough to get an advanced copy of his brand-new book, and let me tell you, it’s an absolutely fantastic! 📘 Overcoming the Wall of Awful It doesn't officially drop until September 1st, but pre-orders are officially LIVE today! 100
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I’m stuck in a loop of I’m too tired to do anything but my brain is too wired to take a nap. 020
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 05/04/2026My daughter told me she thinks the Easter Bunny is non-binary. I asked if she meant non-bun-ary. My humor isn’t appreciated in this house. 010
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I was just thinking about this earlier when walking back from the bus from school with my son cause we get these same kinds of lists for talking to kids and they are always so unhinged. Want to go with a deeper conversation? Be interested in what they say and ask about that. 030
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 02/03/2026”Our phones are secretly recording everything we say!” Meanwhile when I’m speaking directly into my phone to remind me to order melatonin. 010
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Move fast and break things? Nah, I’m more of a move slow and bump into things (while apologizing) kind of guy. 010
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 16/02/2026My dog just farted but it was so sulfur smelling I had flash backs to hiking by a volcano. 020
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Kind of surreal being in a new place and getting location targeted ads for Republicans endorsed by Trump while I’m reading an article about the Epstein Files - this is a terrible time for your ad which basically only has the message that Trump endorses you. 011
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026My 8-year-old just said he thinks football would be more interesting if the players had to kiss. And yeah, it probably would be. 050
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Me: Miralax kind of sounds like the name of a dragon Them: yeah, a shit dragon 030
Reposted by William CurbLA Star @lastar.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE: Renee Good: $1,499,580 Alex Pretti: $1,289,249 Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423 Parady La: $45,848 Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991 Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640 Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538 Geraldo Lunas: $2,260 Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935 5330622666
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 23/01/2026My dog just waiting for me to sit down to ask to be let outside. 010
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Today feels like a Rage Against the Machine kind of day. 030
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I may not be the perfect parent but my 10 year old just said her favorite song is the Muppet version of Bohemian Rhapsody, so I’ve got that going for me. 090
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I know enough to know that I don’t know enough about most things. 000
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I thought I might just play one day in Stardew Valley and then immediately thought, “you fucking liar.“ And that’s the story of how my morning was saved. 050
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I feel like today that the Venn Diagram of all the things I know I need to do and all the things I that I’m not going to get to is just a circle. 010
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I just got a strong craving for my favorite pizza place from when I was a kid but since that place is like 2,700 miles away I think I’m just going to have to let it slide. 010
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Legally not being allowed to talk about something and wanting to complain about that very thing probably have near perfect circle venn diagram. Anyways… *shakes my fist at the legal system* 011
Reposted by William CurbPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 07/12/2025God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY 085565
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Making a list and checking it twice honestly sounds like great ADHD advice. 152
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 03/12/2025My daughter is working on an astronomy project and I blew her mind with the “sharks are have been around longer than Saturn’s rings“ - which admittedly is a fairly wild fact. 030
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 02/12/2025A conversation with my daughter: D: who’s that guy that runs hell? Me: the devil? D: yeah, the devil! I bet he invented pants. 100
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Ever have that instance of not being able to find something and having to clean a bunch only to find that item in plain sight and having a thought of, “well I guess I did all that cleaning for nothing?” I mean it’s good that I did the cleaning, but still. 061
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I got a box of random crap from Amazon as part of a brushing scam (fake reviews) and at first it’s neat because “free stuff” but then I am reminded why these products need fake reviews and now I just have a box of stuff I need to get rid of. 001
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Articles about slang are usually kind of funny just due to the fact that by the time they get written they tend to be out of date. 020
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Why am I so bad at sleeping, this doesn’t feel like something that should be gatekept by a skill issue. 031
Reposted by William CurbPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years 02632214
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Coffee and watching the sun rise never gets old. 040
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I'm so used to being able to ask my kids to do things for me, like grabbing something from the fridge or turning off/on a light, that sometimes I try and do the same thing with my dog. Come on, Moxie, just jump up there and hit the switch, you can do it! 030
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Prepping for my presentation at the International ADHD Conference by watching Bluey in my room. 040
Reposted by William CurbThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/11/2025Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About theonion.comDemocrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care AboutWASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si... 5872741875
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I’m doing a presentation on AI later this week and with the research and linking I’ve been doing I’m now exclusively getting ads for everything AI. 010
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Is it a coincidence that national nacho day and national men make dinner day fall on the same day? www.nationaldaycalendar.com/read/novembe...nationaldaycalendar.com 131
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Apparently I’ve just forgotten to reschedule my therapy appointment for three months - I knew it had been a bit, but I thought it was in the realm of weeks not months. 020
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Nothing like waiting to give a pee sample and actually needing to go but having to wait for your lab number to get called. 106… Come on, I’m waiting for 112 010
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 26/10/2025We‘ve got a blackout going in my area and it’s wild that I can still post updates and use battery power and mostly the inconvenience comes from how I charge my devices and that I can’t use light switches (and other big appliances). Just seems wild thinking back on blackouts when I was a kid. 020
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I had a due date for something come up in my calendar and now I can't find where this things needs to be turned in and I'm wondering if past me set up an arbitrary due date to get me to finish this thing early and I just completely forgot about it. Win? 030
William Curb @hackingyouradhd.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I have an acquaintance that won’t let their kids have food dyes but was just telling me about how they’re getting their son signed up for football. 010