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Oh boy I sure hope this cider doesn't invoke the wrath of the fae 🧚‍♂️ Poster of Cat images 🐱 Baby sitter of Bugs ✨️She/Her✨️ || SWE

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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BOY OH BOY, THIS LOOT SURE DOES
Loot, the Anomaly
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Legendary Creature — Beast Horror
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Effects: If Loot's power is negative, he assigns combat damage as though his power were positive.
Threshold — Sacrifice another creature or planeswalker: Loot gets -2/-0 until end of turn. Activate only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Flavor text: Loot's value is absolute in any Multiverse, so Jace kept him locked away and hidden.
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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Obligatory @smallpoxeater.bsky.social post
A cartoon character called Loot standing outside a window saying Yay, ha ha ha Yay! It’s similar to a comic that had a creepy guy looking in that says sickos on his shirt.
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N @ha1fbyte.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Verity is doing some princess-in-a-tower stuff today.
A white and grey cat with fluffy fur is looking out from a box on a cat tower
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N @ha1fbyte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Muffles was being the most adorable man in the universe.
A fluffy black and white cat curled up with his face looking at you.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
𓀥 𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟 𓀣 𓁀
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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Logan // Seraph Six @seraphsix.com · 26/08/2026
I was anxiously awaiting this Copper Tablet preview to drop today specifically so I could quote-post Shivam's visit to the famed complaint tablet because I know he thinks about it a lot. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complai...
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phi @phosphorus-phi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
trapped in my skin #art
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It occurs to me this comic might not be as widespread as I thought and so when someone asks “how are you doing” the response “im dying squirtle” is a teeny bit confusing
Four panel comic with Bidoof and Squirtle.
1: Bidoof is on fire. It says “Bidoof Bidoof Bidoof is on fire”
2:Squirtle says “we dont need no water let that pokey-man burn”
3: Silence
4: Bidoof says “im dying squirtle”
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I think we can safely say the history department had the best stickers today
A large circular sticker for the UAA Department of History. It reads "god forbid women have hobbies" and features a reproduction of the famous illustration of The Women's March on Versailles, 1789
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Got a new sticker for the car
The back of my car, a sticker for movie madness, a sticker that says “my other car was stolen and converted into a studio apartment that is currently being rented out in Portland Oregon for 3000 a month” and a round green Horror vhs sticker
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Smashing you with the hammer that reminds you that you *will* be okay, no matter how challenging things might be right now Stay strong and keep your heads up (until I smash you with this hammer, at least)
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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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AuchRauch | COMMS CLOSED @wofeuerist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
another try, now with this guy
Portrait of a medicine seller from Mononoke made with acrylic markers.
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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N @ha1fbyte.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Went to SDCC with @seananmcguire.bsky.social and didnt get covid! Did get Lyme though so I'm not sure if I count that as a win.
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i have no idea how i got this but i should use it for something
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 24/07/2026
Chiitan loves all genders 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I myself have no gender. Even now, transgender people are carrying deep anxiety— yet I believe they have the right to freely love the ones they desire, and to live together with their true soul.
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
code with invalid syntax that reads ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthe programmer who wrote the invalid snippet of code (Salad (the cat))
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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ChloesImagination⭐️ @chloesimagination.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Totally real meeting of Sherry and Wesker in Resident evil
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N @ha1fbyte.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There is a new cat in my household, and I would die for her. She is so cute.
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sony is taking this away from us
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Sarama Burwani @ hey there's a spider on your back @saramaburwani.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
ffxiv/onion headlines
Unaccompanied Toddler Just Fucking Sprinting Down SidewalkNaked Man Only One Comfortable With His BodyArea Man Expected To Work With These Incompetents
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Dana Roach @danaroach.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
wings dress
Digital artwork of a girl with short pink hair in a dress made of wings in shades of pinks and purples
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Here’s your morning (and forever) mood, courtesy of Ainsley Drew.
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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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PleasantKenobi @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Anniversary 50p coin to feature a depiction of infamous Magic The Gathering card The One Ring on the front, and a rather gruesome depiction of Gollum on the back.
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Steph 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitysteph.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Brad and I go to a lot of events, so in order to make that financially viable, we do what we can to save money where we can. We've found some really great ways to save money on food while we're traveling. It isn't the most glamorous way to travel, but here are some of the ways we save money!
Order groceries for at least some of your meals!
Most hotels have a mini fridge, but not all have a microwave. Keep this in mind as you make your selections.
We love buying things to make sandwiches!
(Don't forget things like utensils, plastic bags, etc to make your life easier.)Buy a mini insulated pouch/lunch box to take with you to the convention to keep your food items cool.
This one fits easily in a backpack, and can easily fit a sandwich + a water bottle or two.
It's nice to not have to go back to the hotel at lunch time!Find easy/healthy breakfast options that are easy to store in your hotel fridge. 
We LOVE Oats Over Night. These come in plastic bottles, but you can also get single-serve envelopes with a reusable shaker bottle. Just add water and BAM you've got a healthy and filling breakfast.Skip expensive energy drinks and/or craft coffee beverages in the mornings with a great quality instant coffee. Starbucks VIA is actually really delicious for instant, and you can brew it cold!
2 packs/16.9oz water bottle
Easy (and cheap) caffeine. Huzzah.
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The Vorthos Cast @thevorthoscast.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The official Magic Story Podcast has @seananmcguire.bsky.social on today to talk Omens of Chaos!
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The Magic Story Podcast | Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos with Seanan McGuire
YouTube video by Magic: The Gathering
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N @ha1fbyte.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
@seananmcguire.bsky.social and I were on a trip to Barnes & Noble and came across this crow with the BEST stick we've ever seen!
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
burger king burger logo edited to be loss
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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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N @ha1fbyte.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Muffles is infact a perfect little baby
A soft looking grey and white cat with a black face is lying on the ground with his paws tucked under him. His front paws are peaking out and he is looking directly at the camera.
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N @ha1fbyte.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Time to take part in a time honored and total not weird tradition - going through a car wash and munching on a Costco rotisserie chicken
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
sorry sorry sorry i'm sorry
The text "Reality Fracture: Have it specifically Jace's way." in the style of the old-school Burger King logo.
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Matt Tabak @wotcmatt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My body: Drinking water constantly during MagicCon was a great idea. Time to put the water bottle away until… Also my body: Uh, you could drink water all the time? Body: Farewell, water bottle. Enjoy this shelf. The next con is only… Body, crumbling to dust: No, you had the answer! Just…
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N @ha1fbyte.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
1st MagicCon Done!
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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N @ha1fbyte.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I got this Bird Champ at the Unknown event today and I love him so.
A Magic the Gathering card called The Bird Champion which costs 2 colorless, 2 green mana, 2 blue mana and has 9 attack and 9 toughness. Its a legendary Bird Wizard with the text
"Defender, flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green and blue Bird creature token with flying for each Bird you control.

As long as you control twelve or more Birds, you can't lose the game and opponents can't win the game."
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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I Don’t Need An Ai Summary Of An Email I Can Just READ The EMAIL
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N @ha1fbyte.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
How many decks is too many to bring to Magiccon?
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