h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My dad always used to say to me, “Son, if you love grifting you’ll never do a days work in your life” 030 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I want to fall from the stars straight into your arms. We both die on impact. Fuck you 030 0
Reposted by h4ckys4ckh4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026[youth pastor voice] - You know who else was quite churchy? 002 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026[youth pastor voice] - You know who else was quite churchy? 002 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I passed my test a month before my 40th birthday. Needed it for a job 110 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In Glasgow most stabbings happen in only 3 inches of rain 010 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Only 8 years ago I was a dinosaur, a zombie, a killer robot. Now my kids are older I have to pretend that’s not who I really am 010 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Anyone got this months ‘Hot Dogs in Hot Cars’ yet? Check out page 12! 🥵 010 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 14/05/2026If you thought quiches were gay then wait till you discover flans 020 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Saruman of Many Colours was first and foremost a terrible gay ally 010 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Starting a girl punk band called The Frigarettes. Deal with it! 020 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Thought the man on the right was the guy who recommends wine on Saturday Kitchen for longer than I should have 110 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 13/04/2026and for the 2nd time this evening I’ve been humbled by my own grace. Quite possibly the first to ever do it 040 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Sir, if you will allow me there’s a saucer of cider provided in the garden 110 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Now that cigarettes are back in fashion I don’t think gen Z kids are fully prepared for the amount of pussy that’s going to be dripping off them 010 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Mad to think Dara Ó Briain and Brian Cox were probably there filming at the time of the launch but we won’t get to hear about it till the BBC tell us they’re going to be showing it to us 000 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I’M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO IT UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT SEAN!! WHATS THIS ABOUT? 110 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 09/04/2026If you have grandkids I’m sorry but you can no longer call your arsehole a ‘boy pussy’ what you have sir is a ‘grussy’ 010 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Imagine if Sean Maguire dropped a 3rd album right now. What’s this about Sean? Where has this come from? WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? 140 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 09/04/2026The ONLY way I’m eating eggs from now on is if Duffy starts making music again 100 0
Reposted by h4ckys4cknotmacksy @notmacksy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026you’ve heard of friends with benefits now get ready for 0142 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I still think it’s “seg”. God, imagine if the 3 of us were in that convo. It would be pretty messy 010 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Maybe they were wrong? So you were saying it like “Nice to segue you to segue you very nice”? I thought “Segway” was the bicycle thing? Either way it’s quite brave of them to reuse it so soon after with their own take on it 100 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 03/04/2026But only in my head. It’s not an outside word really 100 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Wait, I’ve been saying ‘seg’. This goes against everything. Seeg feels a little bit worse if we’re scoring it tho sorry man. 110 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Oh you don’t like Jesus but you Will still eat his eggs. Okay? 020 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The waistband is tearing away on my favourite boxers. I give them less than a year 010 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Taking a break from all your worries Sure would help a lot Wouldn't you like to get away? 000 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Wearing glasses today like some sort of speccy cunt 021 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 21/03/2026We’d all like to say that the whole Covid media circus created a monster in Chris Whitty but no, apparently he’s ‘always’ looked like that 000 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 21/03/2026KT Tunstall records the sound of herself taking a shit and leaves it playing through a looping pedal before she goes on holiday to deter burglars 000 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I’m offering an Easter egg rolling service. I’ll come to your house, pick them up, take them to the park then bring them back all rolled. The video package is not inexpensive 010 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I want a movie that’s just one big montage. It starts mid montage and finishes before the end of the montage. No explanations. Just a guy soldering fish for 2hr40. I hope he got what he needed 010 0
h4ckys4ck @h4ckys4ck.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Turned down a part in the Tetris movie because I never got any lines. I said I never got any lines! 010 0
