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Carolyn

@h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social
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Nonbinary // my cats have anxiety & so do I 🫠

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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 11h
it is absolutely imperative that i make a cream cheese frosting to dip animal crackers in this evening
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 15h
attention canadians; why did no one tell me about Canada Reads, the reality show about a bookclub & fighting about which book is best?
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Michael Cisco @michaelcisco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a skeleton farming a pumpkin patch at night
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 15h
Capucine 💃😎🚬😮‍💨
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 17h
I'm absolutely obsessed with the concept this lady came up with (in thr linked video): The male version of madonna/whore is father/fool. I cant stop thinking about it!! www.instagram.com/reel/DdmkIaJ...
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 21h
is it common practice to tip a tow truck driver? i just found out my mom does & she never tips anyone (aside from restaurants)
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think dance is one of the purest artforms
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hey fuck the police
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
grilling chicken & cabbage ☺️ also martin is having a good time guarding us from this guy
a possum on a fence
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Corner Shoe @cornershoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
042 leap (hitoshi tomizawa)
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the druidic drummer is surprisingly hot which honestly is an even bigger red flag than making bongos your Thing imo. theyre synergistic in a way that i just know does insane things to his personal life.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the thing about Michigan being a peninsula is subcultures get cut off from their origins and keep growing on in their own evolutionary paths
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
a subscription service that sends you a different cursed amulet each month
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
finally getting to watch the full jousting performance 😈 unlike last year when my brother & his dumb friends acted like actually watching the shows was lame & not the point of the faire.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
☹️ the lady at the gate of the renfaire made me dump my non alcoholic seltzer water bc only water is allowed inside ☹️
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Having people come over two weekends in a row is really getting my house whipped into shape 👏👏 I love hosting! it gives me the juice to lock in 😎
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this my fav Caspar Babypants song youtu.be/r9zoN7m-Qm0?...
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Bad Blue Jay
YouTube video by Caspar Babypants - Topic
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love when a baby takes a drink of something & then goes "ahh". they learn the important things!
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey uh, anyone else got some war vets lingering in their family who clearly have done zero work on the facts that they either Christopher Lee-style knifed someone in close proximity or indirectly caused many more deaths & like everyone else is forgetting that
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think my favorite thing about Columbo is that he just lets himself into people's houses and properties all the time. he doesn't let you forget that he is a cop. that's important.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to someone read a fanfic about Tom Sandoval shitting himself & its both hilarious and a horrible peak into the dark side of this kind of fandom bc he was literally poisoned in this story & like yes it's (extremely hilarious) fiction but like... hmm.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ive been in such a good place mentally the last few days, it really is a good reminder that mental illness is real because everything is the same, i havent significantly changed anything in my routines but through maintaining & just keeping it pushing 🤷‍♀️ i feel great.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of these podcast ads keeps trying to sell me on "rare french melon" but i wasnt born yesterday & you can't trick me.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my sister has 2 identical grey cats except one of them is as beefy as he can be without looking noticably different & one of them is like Handsome Squidward as a twink.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my sister & her husband are the target demographic of Choosing Texas and unaware of the entire conversation about this song they were ALSO talking about it today. it's in the air!
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
running a very important errand; taking myself out for 1 cocktail & 1 appetizer 🥰
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i really want to climb on the roof of the shed & chainsaw down a small! branch hanging over it but i am just not super comfy climbing up there with no spotter so 😔 safety first 😐💪
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've got a bit of a mild ear infection but if I pull my ear back a bit it opens up my ear canal enough that I can hear & air gets in there. I think I'm keeping myself from the brink of the full horror that is a full blown ear infection.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i found my mini chain saw!! 😈😎 after lunch im attacking the back yard 💪
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
using my propane torch for good (starting a bonfire & bruleèing my swiss meringue buttercream into a toasted marshmallow flavor)
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cleaned so much today! hooray! it uncovered a true horror! boo hiss 😐 it is my own fault but why me
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
does anyone know where i put both of my vapes 😔
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
powering my way through a lingering quilting project so i can justify cutting out a new one 😈😎
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my house is so messy & i hate it but also i am joyfully living my life and working 2 jobs (one of which is unpaid) & its fine! its okay to hate how messy it is and also its not the end of the world.
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the more unfinished projects you have the better. the bigger your graveyard the more strange zombies you can sew together from the body parts. do not feel self-conscious about it. just keep making.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i was so focused on getting as much productivity out of myself as i good i didnt even overhear any good gossip 😔 (surprisingly worth it 🙏😘)
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Quilting class results! I only made 3/5 of the main types but thats mostly because i couldnt go to the first lecture yesterday. But i know how! Sawtooth Dresden is next & then the one with rounded petals.
three circular shaped quilt blocks some are a bit pointy like a flower, one is very round & pink, one is pointy & green & one is mostly purple
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
okay: the quilting class was good!! but i was sewing from 9am to 3pm & i barely had time to take photos. i will show off my work once im home 😎
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the parasocial game for dancing with the stars is INTENSE it is no surprise the people that are thriving & having a good time are: a) people with major parasocial game as their main job, b) high performance athletes c) major players from other reality shows with cut throat audiences.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what should i wear to the quilting class tomorrow? My Aunt is the chairperson of the hosting club & my mom said the speaker is a lot of fun + my sister always dresses up & i cant be the weak link in sibling sartorialness. B
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my active 70 yr old mom is worried about her bmi. & is probably even now actively dieting.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
does anyone know what kind of boomer propaganda makes my mom think peas arent 'real' vegetables? this could be a case of she just doesnt like them much but usually her food opinions are diet/fatphobia related.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i was SO sad as a kid when i grew out of my frog rainboots but they are just not a practical footwear for me especially in this climate & also i can just draw eyes on my dansko garden clogs for free.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
link for the nosy wellipets.com/shop/women/j...
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JW Anderson x Wellipets Green | Wellipets
The JW Anderson x Wellipets collaboration reinterprets the iconic Frog Wellies, combining creativeness with a sense of nostalgia. They feature hand painted details at the mouth and are made of waterpr...
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
these are $520 😔 & i wouldnt even like wearing them because plastic shoes always get clammy but. Frog Clogs!
A product page for some low plastic or rubber mules kind of like a garden shoe but the front of them have little bumps to look like eyes & its painted with a mouth as well. just little frog clogs
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Unicorn Riot @unicornriot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW: Canadian Oil Giant Enbridge Builds Unauthorized Pipeline Bypass Following 1.3M Gallon Spill After the largest oil & gas spill in WI history, Enbridge's defiance of legalities raise serious questions about the state’s ability to regulate large, multinational corporations. Article at our site.
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Carolyn @h1ghpriest3ss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Decided to watch All About Eve & its opening is so meta in a way i find really irritating but Im trying to stay open minded. It's like when writers create an author character, it feels like a fourth wall break in some ways.
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