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@h0tdog.bsky.social
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Roundtable time FINALLY! #thetraitors
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not enough witches in the first 3 episodes of AHS13 but I am kinda into Evan Peters in his Rubber Man outfit 🙂‍↕️
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
apparently I need to work on my mouth muscles 🥺
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
recently found out that I've started snoring which i find disgusting, mortifying, etc
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
is it garage like carriage, or garage like mirage?
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've worn the same type of shoes for over 6 years and they've been discontinued and my brain can't comprehend having to put my feet in different shoes
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Aidan @aidan94.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
returning to work after being off for weeks is exactly as I imagined it would be 😶
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Corporal punishment for people who wear flip flops in public
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
how do stones even get in your shoes.... 🤔
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I need more of these 😩
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gotta eat 'em all
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hate when my shirt isn't the right material to clean my glasses
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the best thing about seaside gift shops is...
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just on my private yacht (not)
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If I had a penny for every time I typed out a reply to somebody's post and then deleted it because I'm worried they might think I'm annoying or weird or stupid I'd have £4.69
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Imagine if you (me) didn't have anxiety and could just do things
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I really want this orange cat shaped container from ikea but it's only in stock at one store in the whole country and would be a 6 hour return trip for me 😵‍💫
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
for the past 3 days my neck and shoulders have been so tense I feel like I'm constantly being choked (in a bad way)
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This sums up exactly how I feel playing FireRed
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 25/02/2026
I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE
A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.
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jason ✨ @jayxsun.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
#thetraitors SPOILER fuuuuck I'm so happy with that ending!
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Stephen stopppp
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
haven't been feeling great lately but pizza and the Traitors finale will make me feel better. Right?... Right? 🥲
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Lukee the Vampire Slayer 🌈✌️✏️ @lukee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The NSFW intimate commissions can be sexual but let’s chat before about what you want. These won’t be posted or shared without your permission. Discreet and all. 🔞
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It's much easier making snowmen on Animal Crossing....
Me holding a sad looking snowball-sized snowman with two black eyes, a carrot nose and a red checked scarf
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I can't believe they're finishing the secret traitor twist so early, I'm sure they could have left it another week before revealing who it is #thetraitors #traitors
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
FUCK this little bitch ass hole in my sink
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Is this enough sticky toffee sauce for two people?
Messy kitchen worktop showing a clear glass jug with almost 400ml of toffee sauce
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
although my mind seems determined to only focus on negative things sometimes (work, body, never-ending DIY at home, general anxiety, etc!), I'm very lucky to be here and will keep telling myself that until my brain is quiet
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
this is so cuuuute
Funko Bitty Pop The X-Mansion with Professor X and Wolverine Bitty Pops
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
merry christmases, hope everybody has a relaxing day 😌
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Planned to have a nice relaxing afternoon baking and feeling festive, instead I spent it trying to fix the waste/drain on the kitchen sink 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
in 2026 Christmas falls on FCF 🎅
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
extremely jealous of everybody who's finished work for the year... love that for all of you 😭
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
just watched the star wars holiday special and I need it to be purged from my mind immediately
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
never in my life would I have guessed Vanessa Williams would go on Celebrity Catchphrase
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Chances of Netflix releasing the Batgirl movie now?
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
mince pie lube
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
xmas tree butt plug
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
jockstrap but made of xmas lights
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
They smol
4 piles of miniature Christmas presents on the palm of my hand
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Verediex - Queer NSFW Art 🔞 @verediex.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Want your dick drawn? ✏️🍆🥵 Send me a DM and book in your very own cute cock illustration! Only available for the first 10 people at this extra cheap commission price 🤑 message me now! 💜
A collage of dick drawings! It's pretty sexy
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
When will the trains stop 🫩
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