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@h0tdog.bsky.social
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Have you had the cookie dough flavoured ones? I think that's the only flavour that's better than original 😻
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
💖💝💖
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ultron should have been deleted immediately when he pronounced Edinburgh the way he did
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wait until you see what 30g of cereal looks like 🫪
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😯 Luckyyyy
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Batmobile was the worst part of that game!
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Roundtable time FINALLY! #thetraitors
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's on Disney+
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Nostalgia Chick Gets Creamed In The Eye
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Plz no
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Which bits? 😅
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It makes me scared that winter is going to be horrifically cold 😅
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can I sit on it?
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It would be SO funny if he gets murdered in plain sight eventually
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I saw her in the trailer for Avengers Doomsday
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One minute for me 🫣
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not enough witches in the first 3 episodes of AHS13 but I am kinda into Evan Peters in his Rubber Man outfit 🙂‍↕️
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Where is this? The teletubbies look like they're bullying you 😞
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
apparently I need to work on my mouth muscles 🥺
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
recently found out that I've started snoring which i find disgusting, mortifying, etc
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my anus is in retrograde
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's what my cheeks look like when I'm sucking balls
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Looney Tunes: Tweety Bird
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
is it garage like carriage, or garage like mirage?
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ew
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bought every pair I could when I found out they were discontinued, I keep hoping I'll find a box that I forgot about but I've looked everywhere twice so I know there are no secret shoes
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've worn the same type of shoes for over 6 years and they've been discontinued and my brain can't comprehend having to put my feet in different shoes
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Aidan @aidan94.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😯 🥵🥵
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jaida Jaida Essence Hall
ALT: Jaida Jaida Essence Hall
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
returning to work after being off for weeks is exactly as I imagined it would be 😶
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I can only imagine how stressful it might be putting that on, getting your head stuck in a boob or shoulder hole 12 times before finding the neck hole
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
yeah but did you see his arms 🥹🥹
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Corporal punishment for people who wear flip flops in public
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wish there was an option for just turning off when people repost their own posts...
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a donation has been made in your name to the Fat Cock & Ass Society of Australia
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Next time somebody tells me to go fuck myself I might just try it 😄
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
how do stones even get in your shoes.... 🤔
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I need more of these 😩
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fuck yessssss I love the biscoff ones
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gotta eat 'em all
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Did you ask nicely?
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It looks like you could unzip that naan and sleep in it
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
From where 👀
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't know if I'll be able to look at a mop the same way again!
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Wentworth S04e08 - Mopping Scene
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hate when my shirt isn't the right material to clean my glasses
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Chris @h0tdog.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There are few things better than doing multiple loads (of laundry) in one day
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