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Gwenllian Montgomery-John

@gwenthebeer.bsky.social
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Tedious autistic nonsense about beer, cider, pubs, and the dire state of Welsh rugby.

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 04/10/2026
An autistic woman’s idea of self care is virtually indistinguishable from that of a morally bankrupt Roman emperor, sources have claimed.
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Autistic woman’s idea of self-care akin to that of depraved Roman emperor
An autistic woman’s idea of self care is virtually indistinguishable from that of a morally bankrupt Roman emperor, sources have claimed. Lottie Fitzgerald, 36, deals with the stresses of everyday…
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminded myself how to play Sandstorm on guitar, so not a completely wasted evening.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm doing something most unusual: drinking in a 'Spoons. Every time I see a man in black shorts, a black hoodie, and a black baseball cap I find myself wondering if they've just come from a fascist rally. #everydayfascism
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
By my reckoning there was a deliberate knock-on on about 76 mins, so if anything Australia should have been down to 10. #AUSvRSA
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Go weird seeing Ancombe in a Scarlets shirt #SCAvCAR
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wish I could be at #CYMvUSA Looks like a different world compared to the W6N in terms of atmosphere.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Usually several times a day.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We are Twattin'. #realaletwats #heartyquaffer
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After two weeks in Spain I'm now of the opinion that there is no point in drinking coffee that doesn't have orujo in. It's just so disappointing.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A frequent occurrence. Credit to Private Eye.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The only benefit of Brexit I ever identified was that I quite liked getting stamps in my passport. Now I don't even have that. Thanks Dave.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Learning how much the Spanish love crisps, but only if they're plain. Perhaps the odd bag of olive oil flavoured, but I'd say about 95% plain. Had expected a lot more paprika out here tbh.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just finished Don Quixote. Turns out the second book is just a massive fuck you to the bloke that tried to rip off his earlier work.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People are always trying to entice introverts out of their comfort zone and "let their hair down" a little. Why doesn't anyone ever ask extroverts to calm down and shut the fuck up for a few minutes?
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why is that when going through airport security when I get to the scanners I'm always stuck behind a group of people who've never been to an airport before. Bag, coat, belt, pockets. Honestly, surrounded by cretins.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So we're partially to blame for the existence of Country music? I think we need an immediate Welsh Gov public apology, possibly a truth and reconciliation commission chaired by UNESCO. A buy-back scheme for lap steel guitars?
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good old Vista. People give it a bad press, but I'm never upgrading.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This time next week I shall be partaking. I will leave the pouring to the experts though.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cinnabar Doitall.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cunts.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm delighted to announce that my lasted article has finally been typed up! It features a visit to The Sun Inn, Richmond, and explains why I've been drinking so much lager lately. beer-aeth.blogspot.com/2026/08/why-...
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Why I'm drinking less Real Ale
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
People just don't seem to want to hear it.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(1/3) WRU reportedly rejecting the Indigo academy proposal because they oppose a 'pay-to-play' model. It's a principled decision. No young player should be excluded from sport because of their parents income.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Picked this up at a charity shop last week. Of the 150 experiences, I've ticked off 17.5. So some work to do, but one of them is to drink beer in DPRK, which can fuck right off.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The sooner this country gets past its fixation with coffee shops and we all start visiting tea rooms again the better.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Today's front pages should read something like: COUNT BINFACE, BIN CUNT FACE! But they don't. And that's a shame. #Clacton
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Currently suffering a totally unexpected attack of what I think is sciatica. NHS website says that paracetamol is useless, ibuprofen is unlikely to work, but codeine would help. Haven't got any, so making do with twelve cans of Proper Job (5.5% abv).
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Peter G @dwyfor16.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
GOOD LORD! WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

AFTER ALL THIS TIME?!, At THIS POINT IN THE PROCESS?! THAT SAYS YOU'RE ENTIRELY CORRECT?!?

MAY I SEE IT?

AN INDEPENDENT REPORT THAT JUSTIFIES OUR DECISION TO CUT A REGION

NO.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
On my own at the pub, found a free chair at a table with three senile delinquents. Overheard "...and he was wanking into the fucking coffin!" Currently straining to hear their entire conversation because I would love to write about it later.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Big fan of Barti Ddu. A few of us would regularly polish off a bottle of it in The Castle Hotel in Aber. Probably kept them going through those early days actually. Not saying that I should get some sort of thanks, but not saying that I shouldn't.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Perfectly logical to me.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
U&Drama was showing Allo Allo tonight. Beats the shit out of Silent Witness, but unless I've been laughing inappropriately at a serious drama about the Nazi occupation of France, I think it might have been miscategorised.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Had a long drive today. If you believe that using your indicators is beneath you, I would like you to be lanced through the shin. #M40
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's a week for big announcements on Whitehall, and for me: you can now enjoy my latest piece on the highly contrasting pubs of Borth. beer-aeth.blogspot.com/2026/07/the-...
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The pubs of Borth
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I missed #WALvRSA because I completely cocked up the KO times. From what I'm reading, absentmindedly wandering around my local Lidl was probably a blessing in disguise. They now sell orange wine.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
When there's a massive brawl on the pitch are commentators contractually obliged to say "And this is what nobody wants to see!" Speak for yourself mate, I bloody love it. #AUSvITA
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Having watched another excellent video, I can't tell if @squidgerugby.bsky.social is taking the piss about AOB (as we're now calling him). I for one still struggle to believe that in a squad light on proper fullbacks, Tandy is still overlooking the best in Wales, who can act as second playmaker.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Adam Beard was a first choice lock under Gatland (2019 GS), Pivac (2021 champs), Gatland again, and Tandy. He was first choice at the O's, now a regular starter at Montpellier who finished only 4 points below TOULOUSE! in the Top14. (1/2)
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So what have I missed?
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The more I hear about this guy...
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So is it legal just to shove someone into touch? #FIJvENG
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm planning to sell the following newspaper headline on the morning of the Clacton by-election: "It's Count v Cunt!" Does anyone know how I go about this? I feel there are potentially millions to be made.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nothing about the CYM v RSA U20s game makes me think that DJs in rugby stadia should go unpunished.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I've just been in two all time great pubs in the space of an hour:The Jenny Lind, and the First In Last Out. Both in Hastings (obviously they'll be in the same place) and now I'm thinking of moving here.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's a far cry from small boys in the park...
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Excellent article, the area is beautiful, with great pubs. One massive ommission from the article though - just down the road is the National Cider Collection, which is well worth a visit.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Quite surprised to see mostly uncritical tributes to Humphrey Smith on most beer accounts today. So for balance, he once evicted the couple running one of his pubs for the crime of not serving his favourite pudding.
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NationCymru @nation.cymru · 30/06/2026
A petition has launched calling to 'use Cymru not Wales as the official name for our nation, along with one name only for our place names' to 'reset, rebrand and renew our nation'
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Senedd petition calls for Cymru to be used as Wales' only name
Nation Cymru staff A petition has launched calling to ‘use Cymru not Wales as the official name for our nation, along with one name only for our place names’ to ‘reset, rebrand and renew our nation’. ...
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Wound myself up so much that I'm thinking of founding a militant group called The Two Stage Pour Of Guinness Is Bollocks! It is, and I'm fucking sick of it.
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Gwenllian Montgomery-John @gwenthebeer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Apropos of nothing - "If I went around saying that I was an emporer 'cos some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!"
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