Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 6hOne of my cartoons for Wed's Metro about Putin sending spies to intimidate Finnish diplomats by (amongst other things) shitting in their loos! 1195
Reposted by Guy VenablesStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 13hI had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him. 371457589
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Another one of my cartoons for Tues Metro about the yanks leaving RAF Fairford. 0216
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of my cartoons for Tues Metro about Andy M-W trying to sue the cops. 0122
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My cartoon for Monday's Metro about the RAF base in Fairford. Apparently a cricket match was stopped by an American marshall! 2203
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I see the American justice system is reverting to their controversial "Three spikes and you're out" 140
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. African proverb 030
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 01/10/2026By being a cartoonist I have ensured at least that MY children cannot afford to vape. 100
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is a cartoon combining the fact that walking to school improves kids' mental health and that vapes may be sold under the counter because children are going from vapes to smoking fags. 100
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No reeeeeally. More about Meta taking the cameras off their glasses. 100
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 15/09/2026One of my cartoons for Wednesday's Metro about underwater microphones being used to protect UK cables from Russian attack (but you knew that.) 0277
Reposted by Guy VenablesChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm a 99p Kindle weekly deal. Tell all your non dead friends! www.amazon.co.uk/Get-Ahead-Be... 117640
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/09/2026One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro (about the nonce bonnets planning to have their own anti migrant patrol boats!) 25819
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"Critics. They come down from the hills once the battle is over to bayonet the wounded." Murray Kempton 110
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 08/09/2026One of my cartoons for Wed's Metro about a Renoir art heist in which they dropped one painting whilst fleeing the scene. 58413
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 07/09/2026One of mine for Tuesday's Metro. Portsmouth, my local town, hang your heads in shame. 13711
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 06/09/2026One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro about the reinytoduction of Turtle doves (and those black clad scrotes in Dover) 0243
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 06/09/2026One of mine for Mon's Metro about plastic dumping 04612
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Another of my cartoons for Friday's Metro about lost turtles being flown back to the Azores. 0374
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 03/09/2026 I'm going to spend mine on funk records and starbars. 010
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I've just run one in my village. It started at 11. The revolution starts here. 040
Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One of my cartoons for Thurs Metro as the King goes to see the Bayeux Tapestry. 1267