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I used to think all bank ads were telling us to "remember FDIC" like it was some ancient currency war that established our current system, and should never be forgotten.

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Gonna use this as my new default email signature at work

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There was lingering cigarette smoke at my daughter's softball game and everyone felt like we traveled back to the early 90s

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Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I've got an Australian Labradoodle. It's like a regular labradoodle but it can get away with saying "cunt"

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Does she always sound so drunk?

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Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Man I teach my 10 year olds to shorten steps as you get closer to the shooter. Isn't this standard practice through college ball? Do the pros teach something different?

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Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

THIS IS NOT A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION

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Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Parents: how long were your teens total unrepentant assholes to you? 13 year old is digging his heels in

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Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Legislate this shit out of existence. At the very least, nobody involved in any part of this should be allowed to participate in polite society.

Yeah, I thought the same. "Huh, from collaborating with Kid Rock to Michael Stipe. Sure why not"

The bearded guy in all of the sports documentaries for like the past 25 years (I think)?

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Is this the one where the AI of one of the Jenner/Kardashian girls convinced a kid to murder someone or himself?

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Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Truly the Penn Jillette of death dealers

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From what I can tell, clubs have to turn a profit, so they can pay their players whatever they want but need to cover those costs with ticket/merch/licensing sales. Instead, Man City just covered all those costs with sovereign wealth funds

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Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The lipless AT&T spokesman with the giant head really bothers me

Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Somebody do that to the data center 2 towns over from me

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Busting out the Amber jerseys next week

I'd trust the sentient sex doll to sell me a house. Why not

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The one cool thing was dude getting thrown out trying to leg out a triple, then on his next at bat the entire dugout telling him to stop at second. Other than that, snooze

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Doesn't look a day over 10.4 million

Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I mean, I turned down one million dollars to have lunch with Jay-Z a few years ago, and they're just gonna air his wisdom for anyone with an HBO MAX subscription?

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Reposted by Guy Shammguy

Supergirl: what if we took all the worst quirks of a James Gunn movie and took away the part where the director knows how to put a coherent movie together

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It's a good sign that apocalyptic prepping is part of the regular commercial cycle.

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Side-eyeing both Andy Kapp and the Lockhorn husband as potential perps

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At the barbershop today, the guy in the other chair was talking about how Christopher Columbus is misunderstood because everyone was like that in his time, and mocked the idea of Indigenous Peoples day. Luckily he changed topics and started opining about the nuances of the Cornell rape case.

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I like how all the funny insurance salespeople go on vacation together

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Yo why did the ESPN bottom line just highlight Ditka's losing record with the Saints and his trade for Ricky Williams? Someone in Bristol hates that man

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The Mario to Pat McAfee and Michelle Tafoya's Wario.

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Orange Rhyming Dictionary is the best album on that list, but I don't think I'd consider it emo.

I understand HR training is an annoying slog that makes people vote fascists into office, but as a manager I have to waste time writing setting goals to improve my status as a "Proactive Problem Solver" and a "Total Talent Developer" or a "Super Connector" and I am going to join the Communist Party

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Who is this eight-hour interview between Jay-Z and Rick Rubin for, exactly? Who is dedicating this much time to watching this aging rapper desperately tightening his grip on relevancy talk to an industry shill who is finally starting to get exposed for the fraud that he's always been?

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So mad about this phrase that I forgot I posted basically the same thing last month bsky.app/profile/guys...

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I've agreed to coach my daughter's two softball teams, I have developed practice plans, sacrificed my nights and weekends for these kids, and even let them wing a ball at my back to stop tears, but I refuse to use the godawful phrase "prep step"

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Why does the WNBA not stagger their semifinals series so there's a game every night?

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