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I enjoy the Durham Bulls so that's the only reason I want the Rays to win but either way I'd laugh very hard imagining his headache

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 2h

Brewers Rays or Brewers Guardians sounds fake but that's why I'm here for it

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 3h

Sucks that one of my favorite musicians seems like an asshole (evergreen)

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 3h

Neighbor is blasting music and all I wanna do I record me and some friends talking mad shit about Auburn

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

Ignore that my middle name is Dale

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

Ignore that my middle name is Dale

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

This is especially odd as I'm not really into NASCAR but I love The Intimidator: 1. I have multiple unopened Dale Earnhardt calendars 2. I have a Dale Christmas ornament 3. I have Dale t-shirts and front license plates 4. I have been to Daytona Motor Speedway multiple times and payed my respects

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

Four verts QB rush for a nine-yard gain

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

Why must my copy of Madden 2008 not work I just wanna do dumb plays with Vince Young

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

Aw man is that really a thing? Dumb.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

Why did it take me so long to realize (until my friend just texted it) that Jeremy Allen White looks like Gene Wilder

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

I think I'd like my money back.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

Man played instruments and professional sports. He could sing and be funny or dramatic on screen. I love Carl Weathers.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

Carl Weathers was so fucking talented dude I miss him already

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

but she's my friend and that's kinda mean

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

Oh I just made the biggest dick energy power move over my lazy coworker I could possibly do which is not something I would normally do. I'm fucking pissed but in the right. Fuck you, dude.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 6h

Is there a polite way to tell my actual friend that her perfume is so powerful (and smells awful) that I can tell when she walks into an industrial kitchen

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 7h

BroBroMa and I were there for the rainy game when Tennessee was ranked #1 hell yeah

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 8h

I don't wanna spoil the reasons why I hate Auburn so much more than Florida or Tech (rare, I know) but number one: I was a freshman at UGA in 2013 and already pissed that SEC expansion allowed Auburn to play at JURRRRRDUN HURRRRRRR two years in a row.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 8h

We've tanked one against Florida in the COVID year, aside from that lmao everything since December of 2017

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 8h

Doing a podcast tonight about my hatred of Auburn. I, uh, don't care for Auburn.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 9h

I'm not saying they're better than a cheeseburger with full strips of bacon but try a cheeseburger with bacon bits once please

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 10h

Craig the serial killer from Reno 911! is all I can think about

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 10h

lmao I accidentally called grumpy old coworker by another coworker's name and she got so mad reader, she still can't remember whether my name is greg or craig. it's neither of those names.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 12h

Buddy and I frequently talk about how much Tim & Eric stuff has affected our brains. Talking about food recalls and we're both like "ALL THE FOOD IS POISON! ALL THE FOOD IS POISON!"

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 13h

Very obscure (maybe more specific than obscure) t-shirt I want is JESSE'S MOVING CO in block letters from Happy Gilmore

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 13h

Totally fair stipulation.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 13h

lol I saw that post from last month with the british guy saying "using 'y'all' is performative bruh i was born in texas and raised in georgia it's just how i speak and shit, i won't gatekeep if you're from saskatchewan and say "y'all"

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 13h

Had some gnarly nightmares last night, that sleep wasn't restful AT ALL and I want one day's rent refunded from my November 1st payment

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 13h

October 15, 1966. CBS aired the episode of Space Ghost/Dino Boy featuring the villains Brak and Sisto. Brak was voiced by actor Keye Luke. So, it’s Brak’s 60th anniversary today.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

My plants were looking so bad this morning because I got lazy watering after the rain, but after one watering at 11:00 a.m. and getting home from work they fierce. Plants are cool and tougher than I.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Gonna wait until an injury report before I do my just-for-the-hell-of-it prediction. Did I mention that at 6:45 a.m. on Saturday I predicted Georgia would beat Bama exactly 20-17? Did I tell y'all about that?

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Auburn game is gonna be annoying because we'll win by 20 and all Dawg fans including myself are gonna say "WE LOOKED LIKE SHIT!"

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Shootin' the shit talking old movies with my two main bosses was fun

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I say some dumb shit in Spanish just to make my coworkers laugh and the success rate is like 100% "I am a cowboy. I ride a horse." "I have the mustache of an elderly goat." Then I brought back a bunch of lamb bones and asked if anyone wanted any huesos. Don't care if they're laughing with or at.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I was complimented on my Spanish (which is mediocre) by new kid who is concerned his English is bad, told him his English is good, bonding moment

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Listening to A Night At The Opera by Queen for the millionth time and holy shit it's still such a trip

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I still quote Gosling saying he'll play guitar AT you

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Still feels wrong playing Auburn in any month that isn't November. That one time in December for the SECCG gets a pass.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Actual quote from the old SpikeTV show called Manswers, regarding orcas: THESE VICIOUS PREDATORS EAT EVERYTHING FROM SEA OTTERS TO POLAR BEARS. BUT THEY DON'T EAT TERRORISTS!

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Good news: couldn't find my phone charger and right before I was about to buy a new one I remember exactly where I left it at work. Several weeks ago somebody stole one of my two chargers. Went from 2 to 0 real quick, real fuckin' quick.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

A one-person cover band of Cigarettes After Sex called Cigarettes After Masturbation

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

This is that deep bruise I was talking about. Put a death metal band's logo over it, boom you got yourself an album cover.

Huge deep bruise on my left bicep, almost a perfect 2.5" circle, colors mix from yellow to green to purple to black

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I was not prepared for this but a middle school kid threw me a football and said "I like those fuckin' tats, man." Child complimented my tattoos. Huh.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

James Hetfield: "Music should be apolitical!" Also James Hetfield *gestures vaguely from 1981-1991*

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Still gonna brag that I predicted UGA beating Alabama 20-17. Part of it was based on being a huge stats nerd. Part of it was knowing atmospheric science/weather patterns. Part of it was watching Bama games already. Part of it was based on the fact that UGA stupidly gave me a degree in 2017.

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