Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 30mIt’s an absolute masterpiece, so I hung it in the Louvre! 🖼️✨ 020
Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 15hArsenal have won 14 Champions League league-phase matches in a row, scored 40 goals and conceded 6... and then you have that Yanited fan who hasn't had a trim in years because they can't string 5 wins together across any competition! 🤣 051
Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Did anyone else clock this? Noni putting in a corner that was not to Mikel's liking and my man instantly went to debrief Saka on the bench! 🤣 Benny Blanco was like 'bro, chill out'. 😭 3170
Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Highest commercial revenue in world football... but can’t sell out a Champions League night against PSG, is it?! 🤔 4423
Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie 040
Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Navaratri starts today! Oh, how I miss heading down to Hammersmith Town Hall back in the day; ten straight nights of celebration with family and friends. Truly the best of times! ❤️ FYI, this is what the Navaratri Festival is all about. 🔥👇🏽 1111
Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Now, we can thoroughly enjoy a noice weekend hate watch. 4501
Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Me, when I heard Kai and Noni were starting over Gyökeres and Eze. 110
Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Listen, I hate AI slop as much as everyone else, but replacing Mesut Özil with Uncle Phil floating past the keeper and sending two defenders for hotdogs against Ludogorets is pure, unadulterated art! 😭🎨 #FootieShark 7394
Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That moment when you realise 'National League North' awaits you next season. 0152
Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Big Zubz assisting Merino for an absolutely disgusting finish! A brace for the Gunner tonight. 😮💨 88711
Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 06/10/202620 and bossing the hardest position on the pitch... oh, and he's ours! 😏🔴⚪️ 0444
Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why hasn't God been checking out Noni's socials? 🧐 (Ola Aina wasn't 'aving it! 🤣) 030
