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Gulzig!

@gulzig.bsky.social
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I'm a warrior wolf looking for feasts and fights!

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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Beast master unlocks on Tuesday But really its just me waving my bare ass in the air.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Its not ~my~ fault my magic resist gear is blocking your reform. Sounds like a skill issue.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Magic ain't my thing, so you'll gotta figure out reforming. There's magic devices and friendly mages so it's not hopeless, but unlikely, you're gonna make it out in any reasonable timeframe. Cheap mages and faulty artifacts can have haphazard reforms. Sorry-not-sorry if ya come back partly wolf!
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There's a joke I'm still work shopping involving FIFO and FILO preds adding to the stack, and the AV crew with LILO and LIFO preds confusing the prey stack order. The punchline is I'm a NONO pred, but not only is it a childish finish to a logic stack programming joke I want to get FIDO in as well.
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Neo Monster Island @neomonsterisland.com · 04/09/2026
GODZILLA AND KONG ARE FUCKING
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
...It might've been awhile since I last signed in.
Text from online videogame with text "Welcome back Gulzig! You last logged in 2781 days ago."
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pred tip: Respect other preds. I get that need of a big bad presentation, but everyone's gotta eat! On a side note: you can snatch up their snacks if they're not lookin'. It's up to them to keep 'em on a short leash! Not my fault they took too long and I already mulched 'em into musclegut! Bwahaha!
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pred tip: whenever you have an unruly meal don't punch your gut; you'll hurt yourself more than them. Instead, drink a soda. The bubbles add carbon dioxide and help stimulate belches so you can send 'em off to loopy-dreamland for good while you enjoy the rest of your day~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You: Call it a date. Me/Myself/I: Call it food prep. We are here for the same, but very different, reasons. ♥
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
*Licks his tounge across his fangs* Maw-gust is coming up. Are you going down?
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have respect for other preds, so I typically don't throw out catch-attempts at someone if they're labeled pred or pred-leaning. But that doesn't stop my maw waterin' from lookin' at some of 'em! Bwahaha!
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Semi reminder that I try to catch on primary because 1. I don't know what alternate universes others may want to use 2. ...I do like smothering out pfp with my engorged belly. ♥
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*OoouuURAAP* Yeah, you had a kobold infestation. Don't worry, I turned 'em into EXP while on my way to challenge the dragon. Lemme tell ya, I'll be dragON my gut outta here when I clear this den!
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The Greasy Strangler @heyjovee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
2019. Comm for an old friend cycanine (the one being eaten).
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy *urp* Vorth of July! Time to gobble up all the hotdogs, junk food, and other specie's friends are and completely ruin my figure~<3
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm gonna tell you a surefire beginner-friendly, way to be the biggest, beefiest, sexiest thing out there: Step 1: Go to the gym. Step 2: Dive down the throat of the biggest, beefiest, sexiest thing in there. Gratz, you're done! You're now part of the biggest, beefiest, sexiest thing!
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Got myself a little midnight fox-snack before bed~ Had some cute boxers on that fat bod of his; I might keep 'em for myself if they're not ruined by my gut come mornin'.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Had a dream where I referred to orc nuts as "The Olive Garden" "When you're here, you're queer~"
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*Signs on to voresky after a week and a half* THANK DOG FOR SCRATCH VARIABLES!...Okay, now I don't need to make 6 variables just to have alternate text for dice rolls. I was hitting that 20 limit pretty easily and was doing some freaky maths to fit things in. ...WAIT, I CAN ADD CARD GAMES NOW!
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
*Chinstrokes in thought* If you gobble up a raccoon with your dick and call 'em junk food, is it because you did it with your cock or is it because they're a raccoon?
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy pride
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Just checking, but what do you count as fatal vore? For my checklist definition: • Skull and bone belching • Involving pain/obliteration • "Rip and tear until it is done" That means digestion, bad ends, and 'game over screens' don't count as fatal to me, especially considering sentient pudge.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Half thinking if pred reviews of prey were just as innane and broken as real-world reviews on products. "Was 100 to 99 best of good bunch. Filling extreme. Great for environment. Much joy to family gathering."
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
*Belches* Oooph; I really shouldn't have junkfood for breakfast, but when a racc wakes ya up you gotta grab 'em, gulp 'em face-first, and finally slurp up that depth-gauge ringtail quickly before anyone can pull 'em out~<3
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Whoops. Another logic bug in the path. Fixed, so resent some recent some vore catch confirms. Also....that burger went gay to my ass~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I don't think I've directly mentioned it, but implied, so I'll say it now: If you keep going back and forth through the same nodes and edges in a path, it does make me want to update it (eventually). Just know that like my digestive process, it's a slow process~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
*Chintaps* I've already been using groups to keep track of who's given me vip (since it's not easy to spot), who's pred only (gotta respect the biggin's!), and who's been through me before (so I don't spam with requests, but keep 'em on the menu), but I'm thinking of adding a "not interested" group.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
*Fails to stifle a belch with a brrrLLRRRP* "Ooph. Almost at capacity again. Gonna get to increase the tank's size after one more~"
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
🎵 The best part of walkin' up~ Is a yordle in your butt! 🎶
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Blaidd (Coyote era) @blaiddwest.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It's nearly summer, so watch out for rogue pool toys. They in fact CAN eat. Art by @bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social
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Mobi @mobivore.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
RPG Boss putting a fake glowing "weak" spot inside their mouth. Heroes, thinking they are so clever, get intentionally devoured, only discovering the trick far too late.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Pops a tiny dragon in his maw, slurping up the tail tip before sending the bulge out of sight with a quick *Glurk*. "What? Yeah, they're majestic, but also calorie and Exp dense!"
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Well, there was my logic fallacy. Using an else if will stop the checks despite if there's another else if later down that's also true. C'mon 'Ziggy, you've taken college programming courses. You should know the order of things matter, even if you like stickin' guys up your back end first~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
*brrrORAP* Ugh...too much bacon...
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
*Whispers* You have to make an escape attempt while at the back door. It's not something the pred (Me, myself, and I) can do for you~<3
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
*Harumphs* Okay, unending path extra nodes and conditions have been updated. Send out a new request if you want to see those. Dice game's been extended, and I'm doing a little more coding while adding some text. It's not ready, but you can peek in to see what's up and how it works if you like.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The curse of Dual Quadra continues. A 1 in 16 chance of escape, and that deep dread as the numbers tick higher... ...except when the prey rolls snake-eyes on the first or second roll. This tends to almost ALWAYS happen, so I may mod the base rules even more than I already do.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I'm distracted, but yes I see y'all are noticing I'm adding. It's not ready yet! I'll make a post when it's ready! Also, you'll need to start the path again (When it's ready) as it snap-shotted it when the initial proposal was made! SO DON'T MAKE A PROPOSAL YET! IT'S NOT READY! X3
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Dreamed about how to figure out how to use 20 variables to make a deck of 52 cards. Keeping track of what's been played in a texas poker hand already. Reshuffle after every hand doesn't matter, but it's still ((4 × 7) + 5) 33 cards to keep track of. Unless ... I have one of the players cheating~
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
*Rolls about* The code is messy, so I'll need to clean it up, but it does work. Found out that the error message of "Can't use a variable for a ternary operator" was probably because I was mixing and matching integer and boolean and it really did NOT like that. Whoops. Still, just gotta polish~♥
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Morbidly O-beast @drakebigshep.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Seems that Gulzig is pretty tasty, even to @glitches0000.bsky.social 's fat dragonborn, Daigo! #vore #fatfur #fatfurart #fatvore #furryvore
an illustration of an impossibly obese dragonborn shoving a musclechub anthro wolf into his jaws while he lays heavily into his gut, drooling happily
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Morbidly O-beast @drakebigshep.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
An update of an old comm for @brejen.bsky.social 6 years really does make a difference huh? Whether it be the picture or the fact that it looks like the weight has added up since the last time, that's up to you to decide. #vore #fatfur #fatfurart #fatvore
an illustration of an impossibly obese anthro coyote shoving a musclechub anthro wolf into his jaws while he lays heavily into his gut, drooling happily
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
After clearing someone else's predscape, I got my own~<3
Screenshot from Final Fantasy 14 of the current raid tier. Hardest mechanic fannamed "Multiversal thinking in parallel universes", where it's 3 mechanics split into 6 times all out of order.
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Wine the Tanuki @winenook.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I bring a "will instantly fold and betray this entire crew the moment we meet a hot dungeon monster who shows the slightest hint they're trying to seduce/hypno me" energy to any RPG party I join. I fill a very important role.
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
... ✨~No~✨
Photo of a store spa labeled "Regenerate me"
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
On this day of identification remember: you define you. It's easiest for me to tell others "Oh yeah, I'm a gay bear", but that's not my sole identifier. I have facets and shifting moods. Sometimes a cute dress is a cute dress. Doesn't take out the bear in me; I'm not locked in. He is though~♥️
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I gotta make some escape variables for alternate descriptions for those wonderful guys who keep sliding back and forth on me Ya feel great~♥️ Keep it up, I'm sure you'll make it out champ~✨
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🐭GAY WRATH MOUSE🐭 @nommz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@cheenormous.bsky.social
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
*Wobbles heavily, the convention snacks jiggling on his flanks* I have a personal mini game of expanding my capacity when I'm at full by 2/3rds with each top-off. This stomach grows via contributions from viewers like you ✨~Thank you~✨
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Gulzig! @gulzig.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
*Chintaps in thought* I went through and organized my voresky bookmarks for the hairballs that added me to vip since there's no easy way to spot it otherwise, then got around to adding categories for OnlySnacks and Grumblers and...The Forever Keepers~<3 But I should've made a housing for respawns.
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